Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

What I present to you is the 18 yo spinning hippie chick of the pizza world.

Here is how you Coltrane it up. First, you want to throw on some chopped fresh garlic and grape tomatoes. Sprinkle in olive oil for a proper roasting. Throw on some baby spinach and a mist more of the olive oil. Feel free to chop some onoins and broccoli if that is your thing. Shove into oven for twelve minutes. You have your daily serving of veggies, plus protein and whole wheat crust, and its fucking delicious.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Where I went to LS, the Federalists consistently had the worst pizza (well, a tie for the worst pizza with whoever else ordered from Domino's). There were many other better options.

Man, first NFH is hypnotized by the pope-cam and can't realtime stream the MSN headlines.

Now, str8 can't tell us about the relative merits of 'za in New Haven.

What's become of this board?

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Now, str8 can't tell us about the relative merits of 'za in New Haven.

What's become of this board?

No real need for a discussion. Pepe's makes the world's best pizza.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What I present to you is the 18 yo spinning hippie chick of the pizza world.

Apt. I could never eat either one of them. One was just absolutely disgusting. The other had gluey cheese.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
As loony and potentially psychotic these showdog people are, they just don't live up to the pageant moms in Showbiz Moms and Dads.

Have any of the Showbiz moms been bitten on the vagina by the little miss? Cuz Showdogs is one up on Showbiz on that count, and let's hope it remains so.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're one of them that forgives the Pope his Hitler Youth time because he's improved, huh? Not me.

You're missing the real story --- Ratzinger was a POW in an American camp. As it was, the Islamofacists at Gitmo only had Bob Crane to look up to, in the hope that someday they too might become sex addicts, die in a Scottsdale garage, and eventually be played by Greg Kinnear. Now they can become the fucking Pope. All of our torture methods are now for shit --- they'll all be fucking St. Sebastian shot through with arrows. All they did was weaken a country today. Motherfuck.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
On a related note, Dockers' new "package fit" khakis are cut to accentuate a sculpted and perfectly-toned ass. The pants are also cut with a little extra room in front to avoid suffocating your mammoth love anaconda.

Don't be a hater just because there's finally a shirt for guys without a gut that don't want to look like queer bait.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You're missing the real story --- Ratzinger was a POW in an American camp. As it was, the Islamofacists at Gitmo only had Bob Crane to look up to, in the hope that someday they too might become sex addicts, die in a Scottsdale garage, and eventually be played by Greg Kinnear. Now they can become the fucking Pope. All of our torture methods are now for shit --- they'll all be fucking St. Sebastian shot through with arrows. All they did was weaken a country today. Motherfuck.

WTF- he ain't seeing no 60 virgins. All the altar boys that make it to the Vatican have had to prove themselves and get recommendations from a local perish to move there.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
WTF- he ain't seeing no 60 virgins. All the altar boys that make it to the Vatican have had to prove themselves and get recommendations from a local perish to move there.

I'm sensing bitterness. Who blackballed you, Hank?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
WTF- he ain't seeing no 60 virgins. All the altar boys that make it to the Vatican have had to prove themselves and get recommendations from a local perish to move there.

Bitch, please. Stop Hoppering my Brando.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Tombstone Pizza is good stuff. I can't vouch for that Tony's shit. I think I had part of a piece back in the fake cheese era, but it may have been some other crap brand. I'll eat Tombstone and Red Baron. In a pinch.

But today I dine on the fresh stuff. Saving the frozen pie for another, more desperate time. Perhaps sometime this weekend.

Mmmmm, pizza.

And cauliflower.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

This is the coolest news out of the ancient world in some time.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You people have now made me crave pizza. You people are all bastards. Except for those of you that are bitches.

(Fortunately for you people I have a Tombstone Extra Cheese waiting for me in the freezer at home or heads would roll.)

OMG, I had a craving for pizza tonight too, and ordered pick-up from our local Silver Lakean pizza joint. No idea why, until now. Damn you! Or should I say thank you? Mmmmmmmm, meatball and xtra cheese.

By the way, I've got iTunes and my iPod up and running. No thanks to any of y'all. Bitches and bastards. Mmmmmm, 50 Cent and Stars pumping digitally through my white earphones.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Man, first NFH is hypnotized by the pope-cam and can't realtime stream the MSN headlines.

Now, str8 can't tell us about the relative merits of 'za in New Haven.

What's become of this board?

I was going to, but since you're being a bitch about it . . .

Oh what the hell.

1. Pepe's
2. Modern
3. Sally's
4. Bar
5. Everything else
6. Domino's
7. Yorkside/Broadway (not sure if Broadway is still around).

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
This is the coolest news out of the ancient world in some time.

"The previously unknown texts, read for the first time last week, include parts of a long-lost tragedy – the Epigonoi (“Progeny”) by the 5th-century BC Greek playwright Sophocles; part of a lost novel by the 2nd-century Greek writer Lucian; unknown material by Euripides; mythological poetry by the 1st-century BC Greek poet Parthenios; work by the 7th-century BC poet Hesiod; and an epic poem by Archilochos, a 7th-century successor of Homer, describing events leading up to the Trojan War. Additional material from Hesiod, Euripides and Sophocles almost certainly await discovery."

We have differing "cool" threshholds.