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06-21-2005, 06:33 PM
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#2401
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. But to do that, you need about fifteen minutes or so for it to get fully soft. If I get some morning action, I'm really rushing... I mean, I'm usually forcing a stiff beligerent penis into my pants, grabbing my phone and cloth briefcase and flying out the door... I'm surprised I haven't been arrested for sporting wood at the train station.
I have no idea why the damn thing stays up after its done. I think I broke it/trained it improperly years ago.
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Agreed, which is why on those days, if you must go commando, try wrapping some toilet paper around it, but be sure to keep adjusting the TP in your pants to keep it over the tip as you slowly get flaccider.
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06-21-2005, 06:34 PM
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#2402
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Question, in payback for that disgusting jizz post:
Isnt Spanky our only new poster in the last year? SO arent we looking at the same tits eveyr year, only they are a little older? This sounds more like a study on the effects of aging than anything else.
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Maybe we should let it be known to the internets that we're having this little shindig in order to attract new posters. Some boards use firm information to attract GAs. We use T&A.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-21-2005, 06:35 PM
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#2403
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Asinine lists
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Dude, don't you realize? It's like mad-libs over here. I could write a program to do this for me.
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Could you write me an algorithm to ensure I win Everquest? I'll invite you to Lunchbox's place for Thursday night Magic Cards. He lets us look at shots of Sunny flashing thigh.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-21-2005, 06:37 PM
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#2404
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I take it black and sweet.
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Bring your camera.
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06-21-2005, 06:39 PM
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#2405
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Maybe we should let it be known to the internets that we're having this little shindig in order to attract new posters. Some boards use firm information to attract GAs. We use T&A.
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There have to be some formerly shy but covertly slutty FBetties who now openly want to display their mammaries to the world.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 06:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There have to be some formerly shy but covertly slutty FBetties who now openly want to display their mammaries to the world.
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Oh, you flatterer. I guess I can let you take a peek.
Fuck it, go here: http://www.johnnyrockstar.net/galler...Breasts?full=1
Spree: Pretty SFW, though my breasts are exposed.
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Last edited by Flinty_McFlint; 06-21-2005 at 06:45 PM..
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06-21-2005, 06:40 PM
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#2407
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Question, in payback for that disgusting jizz post:
Isnt Spanky our only new poster in the last year? SO arent we looking at the same tits eveyr year, only they are a little older? This sounds more like a study on the effects of aging than anything else.
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I was on maternity leave when the last breasticle day occured. So I've never seen anyone's TITS! Nor has anyone seen mine...
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06-21-2005, 06:41 PM
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#2408
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There have to be some formerly shy but covertly slutty FBetties who now openly want to display their mammaries to the world.
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And we're all gay now, so some might look at the breasticles in a whole new light. |
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06-21-2005, 06:42 PM
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#2409
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Agreed, which is why on those days, if you must go commando, try wrapping some toilet paper around it, but be sure to keep adjusting the TP in your pants to keep it over the tip as you slowly get flaccider.
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I don't think I'd like the feeling of papier mache in my pants. You should try socking. It's less distracting.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 06:43 PM
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#2410
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There have to be some formerly shy but covertly slutty FBetties who now openly want to display their mammaries to the world.
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If you don't want to see the tits you've seen before, I'm sure the appropriate FBetties will refrain from resubmitting.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-21-2005, 06:45 PM
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#2411
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Agreed, which is why on those days, if you must go commando, try wrapping some toilet paper around it, but be sure to keep adjusting the TP in your pants to keep it over the tip as you slowly get flaccider.
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Tried a band aid once. Terrible idea. Removing th band aid was a pain worse than jacking off with Ben Gay.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-21-2005, 06:45 PM
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#2412
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tried a band aid once. Terrible idea. Removing th band aid was a pain worse than jacking off with Ben Gay.
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Sebby's banned from submitting photographs of his much abused penis.
Though I'm beginning to understand why he finds it so unattractive.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-21-2005, 06:48 PM
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#2413
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you don't want to see the tits you've seen before, I'm sure the appropriate FBetties will refrain from resubmitting.
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All TITS are welcome. I'm not an anti-TITite.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 06:57 PM
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#2414
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Question, in payback for that disgusting jizz post:
Isnt Spanky our only new poster in the last year? SO arent we looking at the same tits eveyr year, only they are a little older? This sounds more like a study on the effects of aging than anything else.
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Be fair. Maybe this will mark the introduction of a new Monster Unit!
(Mind you, I haven't been part of the strip poker games, so I can only speculate here. Ask Flinty for verification.)
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-21-2005, 07:00 PM
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#2415
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Be fair. Maybe this will mark the introduction of a new Monster Unit!
(Mind you, I haven't been part of the strip poker games, so I can only speculate here. Ask Flinty for verification.)
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That's a shame. You missed a great deli platter.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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