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09-18-2003, 11:16 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Boys and Toys
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Originally posted by Fugee
Here's my question about speed: when and where are you going to be able to take advantage of it?
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More of an issue for those of us who don't have to drive hundreds of miles to see topography.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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09-18-2003, 11:22 PM
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#24182
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: the hottie tub
Posts: 28
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Me?
Cool!
This particular ex had the habit of dreaming about sex and then, while still asleep grabbing whomever was in bed.
She told me a wonderful story about the time she was sharing a bed with a gay male friend of hers, and she, um, grabbed him. He was there as she was telling me this story and he recalled it quite well. The look on his face as he explained how he felt on that occasion was priceless.
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This sounds hot, tell us more, tell us more! |
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09-18-2003, 11:27 PM
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#24183
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Originally posted by cheeky monkey
This sounds hot, tell us more, tell us more!
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I would but my mother always told me not to play with other people's socks.
Well that and it was pretty much the end of the story. |
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09-18-2003, 11:34 PM
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#24184
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: the hottie tub
Posts: 28
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
I would but my mother always told me not to play with other people's socks.
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Not a sock. Long time lurker first time poster.
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Well that and it was pretty much the end of the story.
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Where was the happy ending? |
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09-18-2003, 11:37 PM
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#24185
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Quote:
Originally posted by cheeky monkey
Not a sock. Long time lurker first time poster.
Where was the happy ending?
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Yeah, right.
It can't possibly have a happy ending. A lesbian grabbed a gay man's penis in the middle of the night. Neither of the pair was happy about this event. No sex happened, but lots of ewww comments did occur.
So the only person who was happy was me, hearing about this event some years later.
Sheesh, now I'm getting bored. I'm gonna go watch the storm. |
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09-18-2003, 11:40 PM
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#24186
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: the hottie tub
Posts: 28
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Yeah, right.
It can't possibly have a happy ending. A lesbian grabbed a gay man's penis in the middle of the night. Neither of the pair was happy about this event. No sex happened, but lots of ewww comments did occur.
So the only person who was happy was me, hearing about this event some years later.
Sheesh, now I'm getting bored. I'm gonna go watch the storm.
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Big letdown. If only the storm hadn't knocked out my cable, I'd go watch Skinemax, but now I'm left with no erotica. What's a chimp to do? |
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09-18-2003, 11:49 PM
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#24187
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
So the only person who was happy was me, hearing about this event some years later.
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No worries. You've made a cheeky monkey happy, and Penske too (he's just ignoring that the guy was gay).
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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09-19-2003, 12:00 AM
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#24188
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: the hottie tub
Posts: 28
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
No worries. You've made a cheeky monkey happy, and Penske too (he's just ignoring that the guy was gay).
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Not Penske or anyone's sock for that matter, although I take it between him and Paigow Princess they have quite a few of these socks. I'm a real honest to goodness longtime lurker. And leagel's story made me unhappy, I wanted the girl to get a toaster, instead they were all hi and dry. Unlike those of us in this damn storm! |
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09-19-2003, 01:29 AM
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#24189
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
It can't possibly have a happy ending. A lesbian grabbed a gay man's penis in the middle of the night. Neither of the pair was happy about this event. No sex happened, but lots of ewww comments did occur.
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I thought I made this clear yesterday. It's short and declarative. "Ew." Say it like Summer, be like Summer. Hey! This calls for a photo.
And another.
str("OC" Uber Alles)8 |
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09-19-2003, 01:56 AM
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#24190
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 217
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
It can't possibly have a happy ending. A lesbian grabbed a gay man's penis in the middle of the night. Neither of the pair was happy about this event. No sex happened, but lots of ewww comments did occur.
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I just got a visual of Steve Martin and John Candy realizing that "those aren't pillows!" |
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09-19-2003, 10:50 AM
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#24191
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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this isn't debate camp
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
[more car depreciation talk]
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You need to either (1) get laid or (2) get your ass kicked. Are you still talking about car financing? People have been discussing sex with beautiful people but you haven't wavered from your focus on the actual value of a car when taking the right approach to amortization (or something). Who are you? What do you do when no one's on this board, stand on the corner with a bull horn and milk crate offering helpful tax tips?
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09-19-2003, 10:53 AM
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#24192
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Total Recall
Yes, there are cards:
http://www.greatusaflags.com/product...aff_sub_id=101
And from the same folks who love the Iraqiinformationminister
http://www.welovearnold.com
Hope everyone managed the storm ok. Except for being awakened by the occasional crash and having an interesting drive in with a lack of stop lights, it wasn't so bad here. |
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09-19-2003, 10:55 AM
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#24193
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Question about sex
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
3. HOWEVER, you should NEVER tell a person before sex, especially if you're drinking and the other person is drinking, just how hot you think he/she is. Every time a chick has said she thought I was good looking I felt like I could totally "mail it in"
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You need to learn to speak for yourself, homie.
I tend to think of myself as good looking, but when a girl tells me how hot she thinks I am (especially when it's whispered softly in my ear and followed up by that look -- you know that look), it makes me want to fuck the shit out of her.
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09-19-2003, 10:59 AM
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#24194
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Question about sex
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
. . . it makes me want to fuck the shit out of her.
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I bet you get more women just from the streak of romanticism that shines through in your language than from your looks.
You silver-tongued devil, you. |
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09-19-2003, 10:59 AM
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#24195
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Isabel
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And, yes, I'm doing everyone who's (indeed) enjoying fb's hurricane jokes a favor. You're welcome.
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You're talking to the wind.
Thurgreed(double entendre baby!)Marshall |
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