Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have a plastic shower curtain in my guest bathroom. No liner. Or all liner. Depending on how you look at it.

Of course I never shower there, so what do I care?* Glass shower door all the way, baaaby.

And Slave thought this was a good conversation for the board why?


*and, Coltrane, I'm hot.

to all of you paigow hatas, this gratuitious asterisk abuse has finally driven me away (at least until futher notice). if this si the best thing you guys can come up with as a clever schtick, then this board isnt worth my precrastination time. and if you are trying to drive me away, then it is working. grats.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Like I said before, damn lesbian mad scientists. They're trying to create a lesbian super-race that will conquer us all. Shape Shifter, watch your scaly back.

Alas, you have uncovered the true gay agenda.


Fortunately, or unfortunately for the world we cannot possibly do anything until we accomplish the following:

1. Create a safe space in which everyone is comfortable (this also means no smoking and no perfume. The smokers will have to go outside.) This must be arranged in a circle. No one gets to sit in a position of authority.
2. Make certain everyone is heard and everyone gets to say how she feels.
3. If anyone gets her feelings hurt we will have to stop and make it better.
4. Everyone will have to bring something, you know a cake, or a nice pasta salad works.
5. Reach a consensus on the appropriate way to take over the world.


Once we get to about 2 a couple of the group will start dating, and then they will break up, and a whole big drama will happen, and people will take sides, and well, it's just a mess.

We need a lesbian dictator, that would solve the problem. And really, she can only boss around gay men and straight people.



Oh...right. Hi.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Like I said before, damn lesbian mad scientists. They're trying to create a lesbian super-race that will conquer us all. Shape Shifter, watch your scaly back.

We have anticipated the super lesbians. We are prepared. Our camcorders are ready and we have extra batteries.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
5. Reach a consensus on the appropriate way to take over the world.

I wrote my law review note on this. While it was not published, I think it's pretty good. Would you like me to PM it to you?

Originally posted by leagleaze
Once we get to about 2 a couple of the group will start dating, and then they will break up, and a whole big drama will happen, and people will take sides, and well, it's just a mess.

We need a lesbian dictator, that would solve the problem.

We are so ready for this.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Fugee
Do you have annual drafts? I think you should set up a FB death pool (a death pool with FB players, not when FBerswill stick a spoon in the wall).

Sounds like a good idea. I'll work on setting something up. Others feel free to PM me to let me know if you would be interested in something like this.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
to all of you paigow hatas, this gratuitious asterisk abuse has finally driven me away (at least until futher notice). if this si the best thing you guys can come up with as a clever schtick, then this board isnt worth my precrastination time. and if you are trying to drive me away, then it is working. grats.

as I mentioned before, it is not a schtick for me. it is the best way for me to deal with my random asides. you don't like it? tough. you're going to leave the boards over it? seems extreme, but ok.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
as I mentioned before, it is not a schtick for me. it is the best way for me to deal with my random asides. you don't like it? tough. you're going to leave the boards over it? seems extreme, but ok.

It's not extreme. She just asterisk averse.*


*Sorry.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What's this about a new Mr. Darcy?

Congratulations. I'm so happy for you.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
as I mentioned before, it is not a schtick for me. it is the best way for me to deal with my random asides. you don't like it? tough. you're going to leave the boards over it? seems extreme, but ok.

would footnotes cause the same problem for her? I'm not sure if we can do footnotes, but I paid a good chunk of money to the keep her here fund*, and I'm feeling a bit betrayed that she's leaving.

*leagl said she'd call it supporting the board as a sales incentive, but the check had "Keep Paigow fund" in the re line.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
to all of you paigow hatas, this gratuitious asterisk abuse has finally driven me away (at least until futher notice). if this si the best thing you guys can come up with as a clever schtick, then this board isnt worth my precrastination time. and if you are trying to drive me away, then it is working. grats.

Wait. A. Fucking. Minute.

All it takes to drive the Paigowerina away is a fucking asterisk? No falling houses? No stakes through the heart or silver bullets or magic spells?

I am so disappointed.*

*Paigs, you know I love you, don't you? I only tease because I love. Wanna watch me an RP make out?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's not extreme. She just asterisk averse.*


*Sorry.

I wonder how she feels about Obelix, Getafix, Vitalstatistix and Dogmatix.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
as I mentioned before, it is not a schtick for me. it is the best way for me to deal with my random asides. you don't like it? tough. you're going to leave the boards over it? seems extreme, but ok.

Don't worry. It's akin to the 13-year old who threatens to run away from home if she doesn't get her way. Her parents* know it's a thinly veiled attempt to force them to pay attention to her.

*that's US!

[andViolins]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen *Paigs, you know I love you, don't you? I only tease because I love. Wanna watch me an RP make out?

Uh, I do.*




*Uh, I do.

aV

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Her parents* know it's a thinly veiled attempt to force them to pay attention to her.

*that's US!

Ohhhh no. I, for one, won't take that rap, and I say that with grudging recognition of her value* to the board.



*Like the grain of sand which irritates the oyster, causing it to produce a pearl.

I know. Such a sweet talker.

[notcasesensitive]

I posted the rules in a new thread. Let me know if you have any questions or need any clarification. Only one entry per primary poster identity allowed. No socks of primary posters allowed. I'll get help from the admins if necessary to figure out sockers.