GO ABBA GO!!! - Page 162

LessinSF · 10-24-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My workplace is not fire-casual. Dammit!

I am getting paid by a client to monitor and compile every fire-related evacuation order and road closure.* If anyone wants to know the best websites, I have them.

*Boring insurance post-script - business interruption claims will be premised on Civil Authority coverage, which requires official governmental acts.

patentparanyc · 10-24-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Goals of cheerleaders:

Amanda (1 of 3): "To devote nothing but my all to each and every challenge, get married, and start a family!"

Amanda (3 of 3): "Amanda hopes to one day get married, have a family, travel the world and lead a long, happy and healthy life."

Amber: "To have a fulfilling and happy marriage, to have children, and to always push herself to be her personal best spiritually, emotionally, and physically."

Chelsey: "Be successful in whatever she chooses to do and some day wants to get married and have an amazing family!"

Gina: "Gina someday hopes to get married and start a family with someone that she loves!"

Jessie: "Live a healthy lifestyle, remain close with family and friends, fall in love, and raise little football players and cheerleaders."

Kristina: "To live each day to the fullest and never give up on her dreams. She also looks forward to getting married and having a beautiful family."

Laura: "To be the proud owner of many pets!"

Wha?? Pets? What about marriage and family? STOP ROCKING THE BOAT, LAURA!

I once worked in a rest. in Faneuil Hall in college, and the manager was this Syracuse alum chick sorority girl who used to call upon her sorority days in staff meetings which irritated me "Like OMIGOD when I was a Tri Delt we.....used to organize like this or that"...........she said her one goal in life was to marry and procreate. I later found out she married, popped out two kids and is a party-planner. How Apropos!!!

The rest of the people, one brilliant double music major.....sells air purifiers. Another graduated from a top university...and is a barber. Another still manages a yacht club he graduated from a top communications college.

ltl/fb · 10-24-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That's what you get for having the fires not affect you in any way.

I am not buying into your false tradeoffs!

And, they have started affecting me. The air quality is way down and I have a sore throat.

ETA I like this Laura chick.

Gattigap · 10-24-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There is no possibility she will be caught in a fire storm on the way from her office to her home.

Fringe,

Hank's knowledge of LA and the relative proximity of fires is necessarily incomplete. Plus, you know, he's workin' here.

He's thinking of ncs as the ornithologist "Jennifer":

And, he's Jesse Graves.

Gattigap

Pretty Little Flower · 10-24-2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I feel a bit bad for Heather that the stylist that day fucked up the styling of her hair so badly.

Apparently that stylist doesn't do "sleek" or "stylish", but he/she clearly has a grasp of "big".

(I will not be so cruel as to get into whether or not that type of hairstyle works with her nose and other facial features. Okay, fine, I don't think it does work. Sorry, Heather.)

The hair on most of them is terrible. Terrible! And the make up in the shots of them in the uniforms makes them all look at least ten years older.

I don't get it. When I was a kid, cheerleaders were super-hot masturbation fantasy material. I could barely get it up to Krisandra, and to "finish" I had to close my eyes and think of Hank.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-24-2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

And, they have started affecting me. The air quality is way down and I have a sore throat.

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Flipflops should help the throat pain.

ETA: I am disappointed that no one, especially gwink, made a reference to your and RT's animal sex and the Santa Ana winds.

ABBAKiss · 10-24-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Goals of cheerleaders:

Amanda (1 of 3): "To devote nothing but my all to each and every challenge, get married, and start a family!"

Amanda (3 of 3): "Amanda hopes to one day get married, have a family, travel the world and lead a long, happy and healthy life."

Amber: "To have a fulfilling and happy marriage, to have children, and to always push herself to be her personal best spiritually, emotionally, and physically."

Chelsey: "Be successful in whatever she chooses to do and some day wants to get married and have an amazing family!"

Gina: "Gina someday hopes to get married and start a family with someone that she loves!"

Jessie: "Live a healthy lifestyle, remain close with family and friends, fall in love, and raise little football players and cheerleaders."

Kristina: "To live each day to the fullest and never give up on her dreams. She also looks forward to getting married and having a beautiful family."

Laura: "To be the proud owner of many pets!"

Wha?? Pets? What about marriage and family? STOP ROCKING THE BOAT, LAURA!

Did I ever tell y'all I was recruited by the Timberwolves Cheerleaders? I was. It was due to a scholarship I won from my competition cheerleading association in maybe 1991. I declined their invitation and instead focused on my goal of pursuing a successful career of my choosing while finding love and raising a family that fulfills me in every way!!!!

Perhaps I should have taken them up on their offer?

ltl/fb · 10-24-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The hair on most of them is terrible. Terrible! And the make up in the shots of them in the uniforms makes them all look at least ten years older.

I don't get it. When I was a kid, cheerleaders were super-hot masturbation fantasy material. I could barely get it up to Krisandra, and to "finish" I had to close my eyes and think of Hank.

Maybe it's SSRI-related anorgasmia, and not Krisandra's fault.

Those uniforms are kind of weird, like the Lawry's waitress uniforms but somewhat skimpier. And the orange fake bake needs to end. END.

patentparanyc · 10-24-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did I ever tell y'all I was recruited by the Timberwolves Cheerleaders? I was. It was due to a scholarship I won from my competition cheerleading association in maybe 1991. I declined their invitation and instead focused on my goal of pursuing a successful career of my choosing while finding love and raising a family that fulfills me in every way!!!!

Perhaps I should have taken them up on their offer?

my college roommate dated the son of the owner of the Timberwolves. She was beautiful and tall and blonde and went to law school. Abba???

ltl/fb · 10-24-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Flipflops should help the throat pain.

They could put a smile upon my face. Maybe I will go home and lunch and, uh, wear flip flops around the house for 30 min.

ltl/fb · 10-24-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did I ever tell y'all I was recruited by the Timberwolves Cheerleaders? I was. It was due to a scholarship I won from my competition cheerleading association in maybe 1991. I declined their invitation and instead focused on my goal of pursuing a successful career of my choosing while finding love and raising a family that fulfills me in every way!!!!

Perhaps I should have taken them up on their offer?

Your presentation of it does not necessarily seem to include marriage and/or children. What kind of freak are you? You are even worse than Jessie, who appears to be contemplating raising little football players and cheerleaders outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-24-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
There is an amazing lack of minority representation on that squad.

It's New England.

Scan the crowd at Fenway for kicks. Last time I did, I found roughly zero minority faces.

TM

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-24-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The hair on most of them is terrible. Terrible! And the make up in the shots of them in the uniforms makes them all look at least ten years older.

Their hair got a bit tossled during the photo shoot. It happens.

Hmmmm. A study of uniforms may be in order. Any better uniforms to suggest?

dtb · 10-24-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower

I don't get it. When I was a kid, cheerleaders were super-hot masturbation fantasy material. I could barely get it up to Krisandra, and to "finish" I had to close my eyes and think of Hank.

It's most likely her name. Krisanda? WTF kind of name is Krisanda?

patentparanyc · 10-24-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's New England.

Scan the crowd at Fenway for kicks. Last time I did, I found roughly zero minority faces.

TM

when I was in boston they used to make ching-chong jokes behind my back, like tired assed flied rice remarks, etc. That would never fly in NY they would get a beat-down.