Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know Wanker doesn't want to talk about it, because, you know, it's not like he'd brag about it or anything, but as I recall Coltrane or someone said he'd black out if there were 3 chicks with him, and Sidd said, hey, Wankie would not live to tell the tale. This comment undoubtedly derives from the constant reminders we get that Wanker has a weak ticker.

So, not that he wants to brag or anything, Wanker feels the need to refute the premise of Sidd's joke (a man with a weak heart dying from the pleasure of being with three women at the same time) by stating that he's was with two women a long long time ago (i.e., before the heart problems developed). And he never would have said this, because he wouldn't brag, but it was just that Sidd's comment about the three women causing the weak heart to fail was so far off base. Not that he'd brag, or anything. Oh, and not that he wants to make a big deal about it, but they were really really hot. And he didn't pay cash money for it. But he doesn't want to talk about it.

You should have told me your friend was big too, before I invited you over, and the bedframe did cost that much- it was fucking hardwood, and I do expect the 2 of you to pay for it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, but there was no mention of "fluffing and waiting for it to soften a bit so it looks bigger flaccid".

I'm still young. Once I'm fluffed, I'm fluffed for a while.

I would think he was being fluffed somewhat but not a lot. To the point of not completely hard and sticking straight up or out, but kinda bigger and harder than, say, if he were in an icy lake.

He probably could pretty easily get himself that way, but really I would think it would be more fun to be fluffed.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jealous? No. To me sexual intercourse is a magical time between the entirty of my special lady, and my entire being.

She must have a big entirty.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski [quote of ltl/fb post, then nothing]

What? You just wanted to see it again? You were reproducing it in an attempt to piss off wanker because he might have me on ignore?

What, Hank, what?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You should have told me your friend was big too, before I invited you over, and the bedframe did cost that much- it was fucking hardwood, and I do expect the 2 of you to pay for it.

I do not do FMF.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Dammit, Hank, now we are going to be subjected to some long-ass, boring crap about how now that he has Mrs. Wanker he has deeply spiritual sex with her whole being and is on another plane entirely. Oh the humanity.

Indeed. Why, Bilmore, why?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, but there was no mention of "fluffing and waiting for it to soften a bit so it looks bigger flaccid".

I'm still young. Once I'm fluffed, I'm fluffed for a while.

maybe you overfluff.

I have seen the fluffing to larger but not super hard first hand (of course the man doing so was gay, and I was just a witness to some bet-loss repayment). I assume no guy wants to show off his package completely unfluffed. or have it memorialized in film that way.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
maybe you overfluff.

I have seen the fluffing to larger but not super hard first hand (of course the man doing so was gay, and I was just a witness to some bet-loss repayment). I assume no guy wants to show off his package completely unfluffed. or have it memorialized in film that way.

Okay. I get it now. He was "semi-fluffed".

The equilibrium for "bigger than normal but not so fluffed as to appear boner-like" has to be a difficult one to sustain.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Okay. I get it now. He was "semi-fluffed".

The equilibrium for "bigger than normal but not so fluffed as to appear boner-like" has to be a difficult one to sustain.

That's no doubt why he gets paid the big bucks.

And I bet having the outside help between takes makes it easier.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
maybe you overfluff.

I have seen the fluffing to larger but not super hard first hand (of course the man doing so was gay, and I was just a witness to some bet-loss repayment). I assume no guy wants to show off his package completely unfluffed. or have it memorialized in film that way.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Mrs. Wonk is that way about pillows

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


The equilibrium for "bigger than normal but not so fluffed as to appear boner-like" has to be a difficult one to sustain.

Which is why the have the pros to handle it . . .

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Okay. I get it now. He was "semi-fluffed".

The equilibrium for "bigger than normal but not so fluffed as to appear boner-like" has to be a difficult one to sustain.

That's a fictional state, unless you're a pornstar or something. I don't really see how anyone can control that kind of a reaction. Hell even Starr Jones, if she were to fluff me, could get a positive reaction.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
[Insert another version of Less' "You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant" song parody here]

What comes after "phoning in other people's material"?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He probably could pretty easily get himself that way, but really I would think it would be more fun to be fluffed.

Asking him to fluff himself is like asking J-Lo to tweak her own nipples. As if!

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He probably could pretty easily get himself that way, but really I would think it would be more fun to be fluffed.

You think correctly.