Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04 - Page 166

taxwonk · 06-25-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
What comes after "phoning in other people's material"?

Penske's socks

ltl/fb · 06-25-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
You think correctly.

I love being right.

On a related note, Alex is once again trying to ruin my fun. "That's a fictional state." It would have been better to discuss that you only ever go from flaccid to totally hard, and that you don't spend extended periods of time in a semi-aroused state. Or something descriptive like that.

SlaveNoMore · 06-25-2004, 04:53 PM

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ironweed
What comes after "phoning in other people's material"?

I dunno Ty-clone, post another bon mot on politics and I guess we'll find out.

Alex_de_Large · 06-25-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I love being right.

On a related note, Alex is once again trying to ruin my fun. "That's a fictional state." It would have been better to discuss that you only ever go from flaccid to totally hard, and that you don't spend extended periods of time in a semi-aroused state. Or something descriptive like that.

Just trying to set the record straight. It's Friday, after all.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 06-25-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
... that you don't spend extended periods of time in a semi-aroused state.

This is known, amongst my group of friends, as BDD. And despite AdL's contention, it is an actual state.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-25-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
a semi-aroused state.

This state can occur randomly when you're not thinking about sex. It's the no-reason boner ("NRB").

ltl/fb · 06-25-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Just trying to set the record straight. It's Friday, after all.

Either be really mean, or be funny, or be titillating.

Please.

Sidd Finch · 06-25-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
But you're not inclined to talk about it, especially not just to make another man envy you, so he should stop prodding.

Maybe we shouldn't use the word "prodding" in this context.

Alex_de_Large · 06-25-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
This is known, amongst my group of friends, as BDD. And despite AdL's contention, it is an actual state.

If that is the case, then my shit doesn't have that gear. It's either on or off.

ltl/fb · 06-25-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This state can occur randomly when you're not thinking about sex. It's the no-reason boner ("NRB").

duh.

so does this never happen to you when you are thinking about sex? it's either like a chrome-plated Shape Shafter, or like, uh, warm yogurt in a baggie?

Sidd Finch · 06-25-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know Wanker doesn't want to talk about it, because, you know, it's not like he'd brag about it or anything, but as I recall Coltrane or someone said he'd black out if there were 3 chicks with him, and Sidd said, hey, Wankie would not live to tell the tale. This comment undoubtedly derives from the constant reminders we get that Wanker has a weak ticker.

So, not that he wants to brag or anything, Wanker feels the need to refute the premise of Sidd's joke (a man with a weak heart dying from the pleasure of being with three women at the same time) by stating that he's was with two women a long long time ago (i.e., before the heart problems developed). And he never would have said this, because he wouldn't brag, but it was just that Sidd's comment about the three women causing the weak heart to fail was so far off base. Not that he'd brag, or anything. Oh, and not that he wants to make a big deal about it, but they were really really hot. And he didn't pay cash money for it. But he doesn't want to talk about it.

Y'know, this discussion was amusing, even funny, until you joined in.

I'm beginning to suspect that you offered to be the #4 and Wonk turned you down. Wonder what you look like in a Friendlys hat.

ltl/fb · 06-25-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Y'know, this discussion was amusing, even funny, until you joined in.

I'm beginning to suspect that you offered to be the #4 and Wonk turned you down. Wonder what you look like in a Friendlys hat.

I dont' work in food service.

and, sorry.

Hank Chinaski · 06-25-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
This is known, amongst my group of friends, as BDD. And despite AdL's contention, it is an actual state.

A "blue-veiner" not sure of the reason. Okay- I get fluffed to go do a porno scene where I'll get off after 13 different positions, and I'll be using the damn thing immediately- I can get to my motivation. But someone fluffs me so I can do repeated nude shots with no relief? I might find that distracting.

06-25-2004, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I dunno Ty-clone, post another bon mot on politics and I guess we'll find out.

No, I mean is there, like, a name for when you refer to a really funny joke or song parody that someone else did a long time ago but don't actually post the old joke or parody or try to adapt the joke or parody to the current content of the conversation? That's what I mean.

And you wound me. I am far, far to the left of Ty.

Replaced_Texan · 06-25-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A "blue-veiner" not sure of the reason. Okay- I get fluffed to go do a porno scene where I'll get off after 13 different positions, and I'll be using the damn thing immediately- I can get to my motivation. But someone fluffs me so I can do repeated nude shots with no relief? I might find that distracting.

well, if it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure that colin farrell can use the thing any damn well time he wants to.