Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 167

Shape Shifter · 11-23-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Isnt Paris not unlike the so-called social xray, skinny, titless, Carolyn Bessette you all hate, but with a so-so face full of tacky makeup and a really brass highlight job? Why do you want to see her fuck>?

Yesterday, friend called Paris a Cleveland Brown. I asked him what this meant, and he replied, "nice uniform, ugly helmet." I still don't understand because I don't think Cleveland's uniforms are that nice or their helmets that ugly. I really wouldn't want to see them fuck, but I might watch a video if it were available, just out of curiosity.

In other FB football news, Teddy Lehman, the All-Everything linebacker for the OU Sooners, said in an interview that his favorite movie was The Big Lebowski. Perhaps we can arrange for him to be drafted by the Redskins. After all, if Paris gets Brian Urlacher, certainly our paigow merits a linebacker as well.

leagleaze · 11-24-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And it's so totally unrealistic. Who ever just happens to have a funnel handy when one is needed?

You use funnels during sex? How intriguing. Is this a lizard thing?

I can't imagine it would be all that hard to find one. Doesn't everyone have at least one funnel in em's kitchen? I couldn't really imagine rooting around in my kitchen utensil drawer whilst my s/o awaited my return.

"Just a second honey, I'll be right back with the funnel. Is it near the turkey baster?"

ltl/fb · 11-24-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
You use funnels during sex? How intriguing. Is this a lizard thing?

I can't imagine it would be all that hard to find one. Doesn't everyone have at least one funnel in em's kitchen? I couldn't really imagine rooting around in my kitchen utensil drawer whilst my s/o awaited my return.

I don't think I own a funnel (but, as previously mentioned, I'm lazy and therefore haven't actually checked). So much for lizard sex. Though, I suppose it may be something he is never without, just in case. I wonder if they expire like condoms?

leagleaze · 11-24-2003, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
stuff about funnels and condoms

Condoms expire?

Why? Does the material they are made of become ineffective over time? How long do they last?

Do they have a little sell by date and a use by date on the package?

ltl/fb · 11-24-2003, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Condoms expire?

Why? Does the material they are made of become ineffective over time? How long do they last?

Do they have a little sell by date and a use by date on the package?

They have an expiration (use by) date. Given that it is not unlikely they'd be, uh, consumed on the date of sale, having separate dates is probably unnecessary.

I don't know why. I would guess that the material degrades over time and they become more prone to breakage.

It may also be limited to the lubricated kind.

leagleaze · 11-24-2003, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They have an expiration (use by) date...

The things I learn on the FB. Now I know what a bukkake is (though I looked that up elsewhere) and that people use funnels during sex, and finally, that condoms expire.

ltl/fb · 11-24-2003, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
The things I learn on the FB. Now I know what a bukkake is (though I looked that up elsewhere) and that people use funnels during sex, and finally, that condoms expire.

The FB is a veritable font (fount?) of information.

Shape Shifter · 11-24-2003, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I can't imagine it would be all that hard to find one. Doesn't everyone have at least one funnel in em's kitchen? I couldn't really imagine rooting around in my kitchen utensil drawer whilst my s/o awaited my return.

"Just a second honey, I'll be right back with the funnel. Is it near the turkey baster?"

Your kitchen must be better appointed than mine. Pervert.

11-24-2003, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Yesterday, friend called Paris a Cleveland Brown. I asked him what this meant, and he replied, "nice uniform, ugly helmet." I still don't understand because I don't think Cleveland's uniforms are that nice or their helmets that ugly. I really wouldn't want to see them fuck, but I might watch a video if it were available, just out of curiosity.

In other FB football news, Teddy Lehman, the All-Everything linebacker for the OU Sooners, said in an interview that his favorite movie was The Big Lebowski. Perhaps we can arrange for him to be drafted by the Redskins. After all, if Paris gets Brian Urlacher, certainly our paigow merits a linebacker as well.

Perfect, but whoever heard of an all star jewish football player? ANd what is OU, and can you post a pic please?

And I would like to make a special request as this is giong to be a short but exhausting week. Can SD please post a lot? maybe get into a sexually charged fight with little fringe? And some old school PLF (read: funny) woudl be nice as would a Pushy post. Old school on Pushy too please. And some stuff from RP. SHe is funny.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 11-24-2003, 11:14 AM

1. Saw Matrix Revolutions. Yes, it blew, but I thought it actually blew less than part II. More plot or something, or it made more sense with what had come before, I dunno.

2. Also watched the Evil Dead II special edition DVD. Now, that was a worthwhile afternoon. On all of the Evil Dead DVDs, the commentary tracks are just as funny as shit. It's basically just Bruce Campbell, Sam Rami and Rob Tapert sitting around giggling saying stuff like "oh, yeah, it was that prop guy with the fish line on the trashcan. Man, he sucked. The trashcan is supposed to be laughing, not - doing whatever that is. What was his name? Oh, wait, you can see Ted's underwear here - look at the sweat pour out of his ear!"

3. Which reminded me unfavorably of the directors interview on the DVD of Argento's Opera. He can be strangely humourless. He's all going on about how Opera is about the death of love in the age of AIDS, and you're like "um, no, dude, it's about a guy propping a chick's eyelids open with needles so she will watch him kill people." (Oh, wait, I guess when I put it that way it makes more sense....)

TM, did you see Gothika? How was Halle?

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-24-2003, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There were 3, but I can only remember 2:

The "I am so cool because I have shinily slicked back hair" guy with his arms around the waist of the blond chick driving the lime green Vespa.

What's a Vespa?

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-24-2003, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I hadn't been following the whole bukkake (sp) conversation. I mean I figured it had to do with a sex act from the context, but I had no idea what it was.

So I looked it up, and now that I know what bukkake is, I have to ask what's the appeal? It just sounds kind of messy really.

Its like a long driving competition at the golf course.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-24-2003, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Graceland is a riot. You can get a pretty good beer buzz going during your two hour wait to get on the trolley from the admission area to Graceland itself. This puts you in a proper frame of mind to appreciate Priscilla's narration of the audio tour (a must!). By the dramatic finale of the tour, The King's grave, we could hardly contain our laughter. Fortunately, we were able to disguise it as sobs, so we merely appeared subdued compared to the open wailing of many other patrons.

Someone explain the fascination to me. I've never understood why people who didn't grow up when Elvis was big think Elvis is so great. It's not like the Beatles, whose music is still fantastic, to this day. Elvis always seemed like a cheeseball to me with limited vocal range. I guess objectively speaking, one could consider him cool for his time. But this everlasting love makes no sense. He thrusts his pelvis and wears white suits with capes. Uh...so what?

I think I might visit Graceland for the comedy, as Shape Shifter seems to have.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't know that it rates a Top 50 worldwide, but Graceland certainly makes a US only list.

I would like to visit the Playboy Mansion for one of Hef's parties before I die. That can be number 1 on my list, domestic or international.

TM

Shape Shifter · 11-24-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Perfect, but whoever heard of an all star jewish football player? ANd what is OU, and can you post a pic please?

I have no knowledge of his cultural/ethnic heritage. But I would not imagine that Ft. Gibson, Oklahoma contains a large Jewish population. Be that as it may, I am sure he will need some guidance negotiating the DC social scene.

http://oklahoma.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?Player=2583

11-24-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter

I have no knowledge of his cultural/ethnic heritage. But I would not imagine that Ft. Gibson, Oklahoma contains a large Jewish population. Be that as it may, I am sure he will need some guidance negotiating the DC social scene.

http://oklahoma.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?Player=2583

Didnt someone recently post on whether OK has Jews? In any event, Iwill assume he is and leave it at that. That said, I would be happy to show him around the vegetarian hot spots of DC bc I think underneath all that meat lies a sweet and sensitive man.