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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Thank you. But what about her picture made you think of that? You can barely see her arm muscles. And how is it related in your thought process (if at all) to cankles? I'm just curious.

If she could Neti at the same time, it would be impressive.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by taxwonk

And I would have done your taxes for a piece of "cake" or whatever other euphemism we're using for it these days.

thank you - that's very kind.

I have to point out though, that cake has always been, and will always be, cake, and nothing more. yum.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
That's right! And for what I'll get back for that, I'll be able to pay off my car loan and still buy an authentic Underdog lunchbox or maybe even a Rocky and Bullwinkle. Oh, they joy!

The joy of what? Never leaving home?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I think it means be very suspicious if a man sends you one of these for your workout routine.

That wheel had better be clean, IYKWIM.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Thank you. But what about her picture made you think of that? And how is it related in your thought process (if at all) to cankles? I'm just curious.

She's bowlegged. I'm just being picky. I would definitely not kick her out of bed. Has nothing to do with her cankles.

Here's that site's position-master:

http://www.menshealth.com/sex2/posit...er/index.shtml

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
* Cue TeeMy's jokes about my crackwhore girlfriend. Just make them good. So much of your shit is so formulaic.

Do you realize that when you say shit like this, it doesn't make you seem any less stupid?

But, on to other stuff.

Who's watching The Contender? Good stuff last night. I'm going to settle in for this one.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Thank you. But what about her picture made you think of that? You can barely see her arm muscles. And how is it related in your thought process (if at all) to cankles? I'm just curious.

If she could Neti at the same time, it would be impressive.

Yikes:

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She's bowlegged. I'm just being picky. I would definitely not kick her out of bed. Has nothing to do with her cankles.

Here's that site's position-master:

http://www.menshealth.com/sex2/posit...er/index.shtml

Aha. She doesn't look bowlegged to me. But I was looking at her ass.

I love Mens' Health magazine. It must be very easy to write the headlines every month.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yikes:

Yeah, I'd be scared too if I were fucking someone whose arms extended past her knees.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Aha. She doesn't look bowlegged to me. But I was looking at her ass.

I love Men's Health magazine. It must be very easy to write the headlines every month.

I was looking at her tits. sorry, I mean TITS!!!!!

Why is that man fucking a dead woman sideways? to avoid as much as possible the stench of her decomposing flesh?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was looking at her tits. sorry, I mean TITS!!!!!

Why is that man fucking a dead woman sideways? to avoid as much as possible the stench of her decomposing flesh?

Did you notice that her toes are curled? Coltrane must be good.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you notice that her toes are curled? Coltrane must be so good.

I think it's the onset of rigor mortis.

However, this was my first real laugh of the day, so thanks to you and your Coltrane! These are the funniest thing since the Dept. Homeland Security graphics.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
wheelbarrow-fucked

Translation, please?

it sounds hot.
eta. stp. sorry

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb


Why is that man fucking a dead woman sideways?

it's not a woman, it's one of the beings from Close Encounters.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Aha. She doesn't look bowlegged to me. But I was looking at her ass.

I love Mens' Health magazine. It must be very easy to write the headlines every month.

Men's Health. What a waste of paper. Actually, what mags are good these days, besides Swank and Cheri?