Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I lose no sleep for telemarketers.

Just to piss off PLF, I will mention that my original statement about losing sleep for telemarketers losing their jobs was, as TM would say, a joke. I thought that when I said their "parasitic jobs" that was clear. I know you all got that, but I'd hate to be thought of as soft on telemarketers. As further proof, in case you need it, I will mention that the post was titled "fucking telemarketers". I didn't mean that in a I-want-to-fuck-them sort of way.

Also I will note for paigow that this is my most RPesque post to date. And it will be even better once I edit it.

That is all.


RP'ed to add hyphens.

Originally posted by dtb
Huh. Well then, what was that big banner on the top of the screen when I went to edit my post that said, "Do you want to delete this post? If so, check here [box for checking]." for?

Apparently it is either

1) a red herring designed to lure RP into the ultimate mindfuck; or
2)a fuck you from leagl and co.

try it. it wont work..

[bilmore]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Just to piss of PLF, I will mention that my original statement about losing sleep for telemarketers losing their jobs was, as TM would say, a joke. I thought that when I said their "parasitic jobs" that was clear. I know you all got that, but I'd hate to be thought of as soft on telemarketers. As further proof, in case you need it, I will mention that the post was titled "fucking telemarketers". I didn't mean that in a I want to fuck them sort of way.

Go away, damned telemarketer-lover.

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
A golem is a kind of monster, which is created from earth using magic by an evil alchemist or wizard to carry out his will. They are usually humanoid, and occasionally are supposed to pass entirely for human. They cannot be reasoned with or deterred, since they exist solely to carry out the will of their creator. They are very scary because, being made of earth rather than flesh, they cannot be killed or destroyed. They were supposedly often used as unstoppable assassins.

See, also, homunculus, a related (smaller) monster.

This I get. Now people actually believed these things existed, or it was a television show for jews, or the equivlaent thereof in the old days?

this is why I cant be religious. too much bullshit has been proven to be unfounded, and only more and more does as time passes. religion actually seems fairly golemesque, preying on the ignorant and gullible. and it wont go away.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by dtb
Also, since when are we able to delete posts? Cool.

Can we delete the posts of others? If so, that would be extra cool!

Dua(bad threads, beware!)lit

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I seem to have gained this ability as well. The banner also tells me that if my post is the first in a thread the entire thread will be deleted.

It seems that even if Paigow can't get her numbers down to three digits, I could do this for her relatively easily thanks to the thread deletion thing.

I mean this in a nice way, but the beating-on-Paigow thing has been done so many times before that if you can't bring some special flair to it, it's not worthing doing at all. Michelle Kwan got away with those single axles 'cause she was so [edited to avoid setting Atticus off], but that other chick with the quintuple lutzes won the gold.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This I get. Now people actually believed these things existed, or it was a television show for jews, or the equivlaent thereof in the old days?

It was a TV show for Jews, but back before they had TV, so the ratings were crap. NBC picked it up later, though, and renamed it "Geraldo". It did better that time.

[fufu]

Originally posted by Dualit
I love that Joan Rivers refers to him as "Carrot Bottom." I understand third-hand that he plays for my team.

In gym class, he would have been picked last.

Dua(Joan and her daughter are creepy, too)lit

I hate to give the board the impression that I obsess over Carrot Top but he looks as if he has had cheek implants and plucked and dyed his eyebrows.

Joan and Melissa just frighten me.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Puft Daddy
At what age is the "tipping point" when you generally find younger people of your preferred gender more attractive than older ones?

I'll go with about 30 (as a male preferring females), but that's just a working theory.

Many women peak at 30. I remember seeing Bridget Fonda on her birthday (on a talk show, only c2ed and str8 and other cool people with numbers in their monikers actually get to go to parties with stars) and noticing how much better she looked at 30 than at 25.

I do think that a woman can have multiple peaks though. There can be one as they make the transition from girl to woman (typically at the 17-19 year mark) and then things can go downhill because of college, weight gain, consumption of cheap alcohol, wearing sweatshirts with greek letters on them, etc. Then after 10 or so years, things sort themselves out again, and they can look even better.

This explains why the really hot cheerleader in high school looks bovine at the reunion while the honors student with baggy clothes and bad skin surprises everyone years later.

On to another topic...

Whoever is the marketing director of Kentucky hockey should be given a bonus. Before the Ashley Judd calendar, I'd bet most people didn't even know Kentucky had a hockey team. Now if you're an actress/model from Kentucky it's become de rigeur for you to pose (i.e., Rebecca Gayheart). Even if you're not from Kentucky, you offer to pose for the publicity (i.e., Kylie Bax). Amazing.



edited because wtf is a "sweatershirt"?

[robustpuppy]

Puft Daddy and Jack on women's peaks, and I don't mean their TITS!

I think the women of the board will agree that I am mainly correct when I say this is the best thread ever, the feel good thread of the year, the I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats thread!

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I generally try to avoid the really big stores when I can, even if I have to pay a little more. When Blockbuster's business plan involves locating already successful video rental shops and opening literally adjacent to them, it pisses me off.

That's one more reason to appreciate pornography. Because Blockbuster won't rent NC-17 movies or pornography, the only way that local stores can compete with Blockbuster is to provide better service and selection. So must local stores, even the "family-friendly" ones with balloons for the kids, have to stock adult titles.

Thwarting the man through use of gratuitous nudity and sex, it's a dream scenario.

Originally posted by fufu
I hate to give the board the impression that I obsess over Carrot Top but he looks as if he has had cheek implants and plucked and dyed his eyebrows.

Joan and Melissa just frighten me.

again, nothing to ass, but I thought francis would enjoy this

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
better than Cats

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...at_infestation

(spree: What could be better than cats? Includes many live mammals)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
again, nothing to ass, but I thought francis would enjoy this

You are the last person who should be subjecting a poster to someone on the ignore list.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the women of the board will agree that I am mainly correct when I say this is the best thread ever, the feel good thread of the year, the I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats thread!

You are spending the last year of your hotness sitting in an office reading the schmeg posted here? You are a year away from a "law sucks and I wasted my life being a lawyer" rant a la Sebby. Take it from this fat cheerleader- tell em to take this job and shove it.