Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by evenodds
It must really suck to be a guy.

I never had, nor needed a fake ID, and I have been served at bars since I was 14.

Yeah. We hated chicks like you.

The only saving grace was the possibility that our high school principal would start leering at you after he consumed too many Singapore Slings, and you would either (a) get busted by him, or (2) get groped by him. Or both.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by evenodds
Because that was just be cruel.

But since you mention it, I love leaving the house with $40 and returning after an evening of drinking without ever reaching into my wallet.

Even(thanks, guys!)Odds

One night, I left the house with a twenty dollar bill, a pack of cigarettes with just 4 or 5 left in the pack, and a book of matches.

I returned home that night with $27, a full pack of cigs and 2 lighters. I am still not sure how this transpired.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sure...if Christmas in your house means drinking jug bottles of cheap vodka nd then puking in the driveway.

Sis? Is that you? I didn't know you posted here.

Just don't tell them about Dad relieving himself in the front yard afterwards.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by evenodds


But since you mention it, I love leaving the house with $40 and returning after an evening of drinking without ever reaching into my wallet.

Regardless of how that happens, I'm sure the OddMan appreciates it.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So this cougar was at a bar waiting for a horse who used to post here A handsome young twenty something approaches her and starts talking and then stops and says "wait, you are out of my league". then he babbles on saying he is a waiter slash runway model. Then he asks her if she thinks its gay that he highlights his hair . She says yes. His cell phone keeps ringing (a lot, and he answers it "yo" and then "hey dawg" with a cool guitar riff ring. The cougar has always wondered how to get a cool cell phone ring (ideally, the theme song to "Curb your enthusiasm" bc she loves it) but is too old to know how to do such things. He offers to help her for fifty bucks. She politely declines. He tells her he is "feeling her". Would she like him to program his number into her cell? She decides that even though she is in her early to mid thirties, she is way too old to be a cougar.

Was the generatino gap this serious ten years ago or is this the work of napster and the pretty fly for a white guy movement?

Princess, you're about ten years too young for cougar status. This was just a sudden attack of taste.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I lose no sleep for telemarketers. I want them to lose their jobs. I want them to lose their cars, their houses, their wives, their husbands, their girlfriends because they have no money. (In fact, I don't want anyone to fuck telemarketers.) I want all telemarketers to get caught in a spiral of debt and depression.

I think quite a lot of telemarketers (other than students doing it for part-time work) are already in a spiral of debt and depression. Two of the moms I worked with in child protection cases had telemarketing jobs because that's the only work they could get. Not a lot of people want to hire you if you are unreliable in attendance due to periodic binges.

As for the cat infestation article, I didn't know Thrasher Fan lived in Wisconsin.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by evenodds
But since you mention it, I love leaving the house with $40 and returning after an evening of drinking without ever reaching into my wallet.

You keep your money in your bra too?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

FWIW, I understand she still has a luxury penthouse condo in a very nice high rise overlooking Lincoln Park here...

She comes from a very, very, very wealthy (i.e., megamillionaire captain of industry type) family, so she doesn't need to act to live very comfortably for the rest of her life. Good thing, too, because she can't act.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by evenodds
Because that was just be cruel.

But since you mention it, I love leaving the house with $40 and returning after an evening of drinking without ever reaching into my wallet.

Even(thanks, guys!)Odds

I can't even fathom a lifetime open bar.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Actually, the earliest golems ....

And that's the difference between information based on jewish cultural history, and information based on horror movies and books.

I find it vaguely funny that the goy horror buff is apparently the only one who could come up with a coherent explanation of an obscure creature of jewish mythology for paigow.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Speaking of Jewish words that do not look pronounceable to me, I was watching Blind date this weekend and saw that a producer has the first name "Tzvi"

How is that pronounced?

t-svee. The "t" is barely pronounced at all, but it is pronounced.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Gollum?

It hatessss us, doesn't it? Currrrrrses usssssss, filthy lawyerses....

Can you say "allegory?"

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Can you say "allegory?"

Um, yeah.

This is boring. Can we get back to guessing what BnB did to earn the extra $7?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Um, yeah.

This is boring. Can we get back to guessing what BnB did to earn the extra $7?

Those of us who don't already know.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Princess, you're about ten years too young for cougar status. This was just a sudden attack of taste.

Aw, thanks! I was going with the chris definiteon of cougar which is where I first heard the term. Is he canadian?