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Not Bob · 02-01-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=211

(Spree: Video of women getting waxed as bare as teenaged asian hookers. No nudity.)

No, but now we all know what Slave looks like.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-01-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
No, but now we all know what Slave looks like.

Did you just call Slave a hairless pussy? Or me?

Hairless Consigliere · 02-01-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Did you just call Slave a hairless pussy? Or me?

Keep trying kid, if nothing else you may be able to overtake Paigow for the most waste of board bandwidth. Assuming she retires for the 26th time.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-01-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Hairless Consigliere
Keep trying kid, if nothing else you may be able to overtake Paigow for the most waste of board bandwidth. Assuming she retires for the 26th time.

I actually thought that was the joke Bob was trying to make until I watched the video in its entirety and realized that there was a guy getting his balls waxed.

That guy's balls definitely don't lie.

taxwonk · 02-01-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www-berkeley.ansys.com/diane/...ianSausage.JPG

Italian----

Posting pictures from your last barbecue? And you call me fat?

edited by Not Bob to remove big pic that screwed up the margins.

taxwonk · 02-01-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Kristen lived in my town growing up. Her mom was a local horse trainer.

I've heard of people growing to look like their pets, but their children? This is a new one for me.

taxwonk · 02-01-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, a bright sunny warm beach with an enormous wave causing hundreds of thousands of tragic deaths. Soulless bitch.

Tsunamist fuck.

taxwonk · 02-01-2005, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Which one is the slutty one? I forget.

If you have to ask.....

taxwonk · 02-01-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by cheese grits
Was that a come-on?

cheese grits

No. She's simply warning you that, if she gets hungry enough, she isn't above cannibalism.

Not Bob · 02-01-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I actually thought that was the joke Bob was trying to make until I watched the video in its entirety and realized that there was a guy getting his balls waxed.

That guy's balls definitely don't lie.

Exactamundo. And you got dragged into because the waxed balls dude looked like a little bit like a DKE pledge regretting his decision to go Greek.

ltl/fb · 02-01-2005, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Duke gets punk'd.

Warning: Contains gratuitous use of "classy" and variants.

If they had chanted "Myra Piggy" [which they did not -- apparently they just went with "piggy"] it would have sounded like "Myron Piggie" who is some crack dealer who gave money to basketball players.

Wow, how humiliating for those fans! They didn't come out with the intended chant, and instead yapped about farm animals.

Those MD pranksters! They sure do give Ashton a run for his money, I tell you what!

Hank Chinaski · 02-01-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Posting pictures from your last barbecue? And you call me fat?

edited by Not Bob to remove big pic that screwed up the margins.

Bob you should be ashamed- that is a wonderful photograph. It makes me happy, regardless of margins.

"ball don't lie" is a Rashid Wallace saying. If he gets called for a foul and he thinks the call is bad, he says it if the shooter misses. It means "see that call was bad."

I used it as "you tried to do something mean to me, but look you missed"- i.e. failed to insult me.

I like it very much (as used by Rashid- not as by me) since it is such a non-lawyer thing to say. Any lawyer would anticipate the response back from the shooter when he makes the free throw, and since pros hit 70-80% of their free throws the percentages would point against using it. No reviewing partner worth his salt would let it be in a brief- I admire Sheed's "devil may care abandone.

NotFromHere · 02-01-2005, 01:24 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle gave one of her more bizarre performances when she reportedly flashed her breasts at the crew aboard a British Airways plane and then tried to crawl into bed with a passenger she didn’t know. (In some planes, first-class seats convert into beds.)
“The man whose bed she tried to get into wasn’t at all bothered,” a source told London’s Mail on Sunday. “In fact, he had a joke with the crew and said, ‘This would make a great story in the papers.’”

Boyle’s behavior has caused buzz before: she once pranced down a red carpet in a pink ballerina tutu and on another occasion took out her falsies in the middle of a talk-show conversation.
I knew she was boobless - but falsies? Do people still wear those?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 02-01-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
“In fact, he had a joke with the crew and said, ‘This would make a great story in the papers.’”

What "Virgin Flier Beds Skeleton"?

bilmore · 02-01-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What "Virgin Flier Beds Skeleton"?

Hey, c'mon, she's cute. I'd take the upgrade if offered. "Yes, sir, that's seat 18F, business class, with LFB. Any luggage to check?"