A frolic in Cambodia

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's it like? What all have you used it for?

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do you need a special BDD lube for those exceptional days or are you looking for an everyday lube?

I can't remember ever using a lube. Not even the KY warming lube, which intrigued me. Is that odd?

It's nice. Warm. Not noticeably hot like those massage gel things you used to buy at Spencer Gifts when you were 14. You know how KY has that OHMIGOD-THAT'S-COLD moment? None of that with the warming stuff.

And I've only ever used it alone. For the kind of stuff one does alone. What do you use when you do that, ABBA?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do the waiters look at you funny when you order the fill IT MIG non?

I order T-bones, dude.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Be sure your sunscreen blocks both UVA and UVB. SPF refers only to UVA blocking.

BR(been thinking of ordering some Anthelios from Canada)C

The dermatologist I went to this week recommended no moisturizer (at least for me) and Total Block sunscreen. He also strongly recommeneded wearing full brimmed hats year round.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And I've only ever used it alone. For the kind of stuff one does alone. What do you use when you do that, ABBA?

Sometimes I use GWINK's tongue.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's it like? What all have you used it for?

KY Warming is nothing special. I know AstroGlide, I have worked with AstroGlide, and it's no AstroGlide. Saliva is better than K-Y Warming, in my HO.

By the way, I like to pronounce AstroGlide as "RastroGlide," just for fun.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Sometimes I use GWINK's tongue.

But then you are not, by definition, alone. If I had GWINK's tongue, I'd have no need for lubricants either.

[SlaveNoMore]

ABBAKiss
Sometimes I use GWINK's tongue.

The loud sound you just heard was me falling out of my chair.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
But then you are not, by definition, alone. If I had GWINK's tongue, I'd have no need for lubricants either.

Maybe she cut it out of gwinky's mouth or something . . .

ick.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do you need a special BDD lube for those exceptional days or are you looking for an everyday lube?

I can't remember ever using a lube. Not even the KY warming lube, which intrigued me. Is that odd?

There are a few things that I can't remember doing that I'm pretty sure I've done.

I'm a "whatever is handy" kind of girl, though I think regular KY is what's in the toybox right now.

ETA: I actually don't use lube that often, so I'm more of a dabbler than a connoisseur on the subject. I am, however, always a willing pupil and eager to hear consumer reviews on products I may purchase in the fiture.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No wonder you're a spinster.

That may not be such a bad thing. In his anonymously publishedAdvice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress, Benjamin "No Relation to the Mint" Franklin suggested that sex within marriage was better. However, "if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours, you should prefer old Women to young ones. Franklin gave 8 reasons by Colonial Coltranes should prefer the spinster set:

1. They have more knowledge of the world.

2. "Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, the supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility."

3. No risk of unwanted children.

4. More discreet.

5. While age may show itself in the face, "regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one."

6. "Because the Sin is less. The debauching of a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy."

7. "Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give yoiu frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8. "[thly and Lastly] They are so grateful!!"

(all emphases in original)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That may not be such a bad thing. In his anonymously publishedAdvice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress, Benjamin "No Relation to the Mint" Franklin suggested that sex within marriage was better. However, "if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours, you should prefer old Women to young ones. Franklin gave 8 reasons by Colonial Coltranes should prefer the spinster set:

1. They have more knowledge of the world.

2. "Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, the supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility."

3. No risk of unwanted children.

4. More discreet.

5. While age may show itself in the face, "regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one."

6. "Because the Sin is less. The debauching of a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy."

7. "Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give yoiu frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8. "[thly and Lastly] They are iso grateful!!"

(all emphases in original)

You had me at hello.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

3. No risk of unwanted children.

Is this because we're grateful for the opportunity in our advanced ages to finally have a child or because our insides are a rocky place where your seed can take no purchase?

I have no quibble for the other seven reasons someone should fuck me instead of a 22 year old.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is this because we're grateful for the opportunity in our advanced ages to finally have a child or because our insides are a rocky place where your seed can take no purchase?

I have no quibble for the other seven reasons someone should fuck me instead of a 22 year old.

Don't ask me to explain. I never got the "Early to bed, early to rise" stuff either.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't ask me to explain. I never got the "Early to bed, early to rise" stuff either.

"Early to rise" happens no matter what time you go to bed, no?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Art in Houston? What, avant garde redneck vomit patterns?

Much more.