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Old 06-22-2005, 03:51 PM   #2566
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psst. RT egg bagels are treyf
Do you keep kosher?
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:51 PM   #2567
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Do you mean Richler? He's dead. I'm not sure what he's eating now, if anything.
Maybe you should cut the summer some slack? He meant well probably
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:55 PM   #2568
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psst. RT egg bagels are treyf
I'll try to remember that. I don't know how you knew that I'm the type of person to serve bacon to Jews, vegetarians and Muslims.
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:57 PM   #2569
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Maybe you should cut the summer some slack? He meant well probably
The summer is a she, you sexist fuck.
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:58 PM   #2570
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I just realized I had the most disturbing dream about you last night. You were at my apartment and I took off my clothes and you kinda put your head in my crotch and did some headshaking and noise making and I decided, Ew, I dont think so. And you looked like Danny Devito. So you started screaming at me and I said, Hey, you are married, I cant be a part of that. And you were livid. Fortunately some guy from my high school was in my bed and he protected me. I asked him what he was doing this wekend and he said he was having a bbq on (something that I invetned in my dream, but its small and new agey and you have to kayak to it- i imagine it to be like a rice paddy maybe?).

I wont go on about the kayaking to the rice paddy but I had to paddle my crocidiles and snakes to get out of there and I was too scared. I remmeber being upset bc the dog needed a walk and I couldnt get home.
Clearly you misinterpreted. It's Bilmore who claims to look like Danny Devito. You know I'm taller and not quite as bald.
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:58 PM   #2571
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I'll try to remember that. I don't know how you knew that I'm the type of person to serve bacon to Jews, vegetarians and Muslims.
Can someone please explain to me how egg bagels are trayf?
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:59 PM   #2572
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Can someone please explain to me how egg bagels are trayf?
Can someone please explain to me what the hell "trayf" means?
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:00 PM   #2573
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Where in DC does one find a bagel that does not need toasting, pray tell?
One finds them in Arlington. One can also find good men, good margaritas, and good burritos, both in DC proper and its close-in suburbs.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:00 PM   #2574
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Can someone please explain to me what the hell "trayf" means?
Kosher.
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Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park 32 minutes ago

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Firefighters closed off several streets and used hoses to wash away the sugary goo.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:01 PM   #2576
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Kosher.
Oh. I don't dig on swine. Pigs are filthy animals.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:02 PM   #2577
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My NFH moment.

Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park 32 minutes ago
They should have had Starbucks make that popsicle. Damned thing would have withstood a WMD attack.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:04 PM   #2578
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Oh. I don't dig on swine. Pigs are filthy animals.
But bacon tastes good.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:05 PM   #2579
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Yes, only next-day toasting is permitted. The only reason to toast is to soften it up.
When I come home from work, I get toasted to soften myself up, but when I toast a bagel, I'm looking to make it all crispy.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:06 PM   #2580
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But bacon tastes good.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

edited to fix margin--RT

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