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06-22-2005, 03:51 PM
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whiff
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
psst. RT egg bagels are treyf
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Do you keep kosher?
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06-22-2005, 03:51 PM
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#2567
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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whiff
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do you mean Richler? He's dead. I'm not sure what he's eating now, if anything.
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Maybe you should cut the summer some slack? He meant well probably
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06-22-2005, 03:55 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
psst. RT egg bagels are treyf
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I'll try to remember that. I don't know how you knew that I'm the type of person to serve bacon to Jews, vegetarians and Muslims.
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06-22-2005, 03:57 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe you should cut the summer some slack? He meant well probably
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The summer is a she, you sexist fuck.
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06-22-2005, 03:58 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I just realized I had the most disturbing dream about you last night. You were at my apartment and I took off my clothes and you kinda put your head in my crotch and did some headshaking and noise making and I decided, Ew, I dont think so. And you looked like Danny Devito. So you started screaming at me and I said, Hey, you are married, I cant be a part of that. And you were livid. Fortunately some guy from my high school was in my bed and he protected me. I asked him what he was doing this wekend and he said he was having a bbq on (something that I invetned in my dream, but its small and new agey and you have to kayak to it- i imagine it to be like a rice paddy maybe?).
I wont go on about the kayaking to the rice paddy but I had to paddle my crocidiles and snakes to get out of there and I was too scared. I remmeber being upset bc the dog needed a walk and I couldnt get home.
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Clearly you misinterpreted. It's Bilmore who claims to look like Danny Devito. You know I'm taller and not quite as bald.
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06-22-2005, 03:58 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'll try to remember that. I don't know how you knew that I'm the type of person to serve bacon to Jews, vegetarians and Muslims.
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Can someone please explain to me how egg bagels are trayf?
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06-22-2005, 03:59 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can someone please explain to me how egg bagels are trayf?
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Can someone please explain to me what the hell "trayf" means?
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06-22-2005, 04:00 PM
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Moderator
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Where in DC does one find a bagel that does not need toasting, pray tell?
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One finds them in Arlington. One can also find good men, good margaritas, and good burritos, both in DC proper and its close-in suburbs.
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06-22-2005, 04:00 PM
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#2574
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can someone please explain to me what the hell "trayf" means?
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Kosher.
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06-22-2005, 04:01 PM
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#2575
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Dear god, I thought it was from the Onion
My NFH moment.
Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park 32 minutes ago
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NEW YORK - An attempt to erect the world's largest Popsicle in a city square ended with a scene straight out of a disaster film — but much stickier.
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The 25-foot-tall, 17 1/2-ton treat of frozen Snapple juice melted faster than expected Tuesday, flooding Union Square in downtown Manhattan with kiwi-strawberry-flavored fluid that sent pedestrians scurrying for higher ground.
Firefighters closed off several streets and used hoses to wash away the sugary goo.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-22-2005, 04:01 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Kosher.
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Oh. I don't dig on swine. Pigs are filthy animals.
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06-22-2005, 04:02 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Dear god, I thought it was from the Onion
They should have had Starbucks make that popsicle. Damned thing would have withstood a WMD attack.
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06-22-2005, 04:04 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oh. I don't dig on swine. Pigs are filthy animals.
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But bacon tastes good.
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06-22-2005, 04:05 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, only next-day toasting is permitted. The only reason to toast is to soften it up.
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When I come home from work, I get toasted to soften myself up, but when I toast a bagel, I'm looking to make it all crispy.
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06-22-2005, 04:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But bacon tastes good.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
edited to fix margin--RT
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