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Old 03-23-2004, 06:44 PM   #2581
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:46 PM   #2582
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The spandex/cotton skirts may have been longer in Amish country, which is apparently where you live.
Maybe. But we rock:

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Old 03-23-2004, 06:46 PM   #2583
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Except of course by the kid's friends, who I'm sure are fair game to you.

If you could yank your brain out of your pants, you would understand that you should not deny your kid's teachers and bus drivers and any construction workers who might happen to see her the pleasure of watching her bend over to pick something up unless you are willing to forego seeing anyone in such outfits. Including Kim Possible.

Oh, and the homeless guy who flashes people (but who is difficult to convict ever since legal aid figured out that lots of layers of dirt and, uh, slime can be characterized as clothing) likes to see up wonkette's skirt too. Even when she is wearing underwear.


ETA this post is intended to convey that people who both post gross, lascivious stuff about women and insist on their own daughters being treated with the respect due pre-pubescent cloistered novices are truly, truly the most despicable.
Actually, you nasty little cunt, I am on record as being completely opposed to and appalled by the over sexualization of teens and pre-pubescent girls.

I would have to say that this post of yours pretty clearly establishes who is the more despicable of the two of us. I direct my pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek lust at women of legal age, and generally at women well into their 20s, if not older.

You, in your drug-addled, hate-clogged little primordial cortex of a reptilian brain have obviously confused me with someone else. But then, that is to be expected when you spend every waking moment not quite certain who or what you are.

Why don't you slither back into your lair with your bile and your twisted fantasies and contemplate taking all the pills tonight. You know, just to see what happens. And if anybody cares.

Bitch.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:47 PM   #2584
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Actually, it was because they have discontinued the Speakeasy Tux Shirt. I had to settle for this (modeled by our own TM):

But I don't want to be a pirate!

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PS - You still haven't explained your random post.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:47 PM   #2585
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I don't recall the tube-top skirt look. What year was this? I may have still been working on armpit hair.
I did this. Also, the Multiples waist bands made cool minis. One of my favorite outfits was a teal waist band/mini with an oversize black "top" and black flats. Also, teal mascara. I was totally in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:47 PM   #2586
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Actually, it was because they have discontinued the Speakeasy Tux Shirt. I had to settle for this (modeled by our own TM):

Nice pants. Are they Slates?
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Actually, you nasty little cunt.....Why don't you slither back into your lair with your bile and your twisted fantasies and contemplate taking all the pills tonight. You know, just to see what happens. And if anybody cares.

Bitch.
Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:49 PM   #2588
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Actually, you nasty little cunt, I am on record as being completely opposed to and appalled by the over sexualization of teens and pre-pubescent girls.

I would have to say that this post of yours pretty clearly establishes who is the more despicable of the two of us. I direct my pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek lust at women of legal age, and generally at women well into their 20s, if not older.

You, in your drug-addled, hate-clogged little primordial cortex of a reptilian brain have obviously confused me with someone else. But then, that is to be expected when you spend every waking moment not quite certain who or what you are.

Why don't you slither back into your lair with your bile and your twisted fantasies and contemplate taking all the pills tonight. You know, just to see what happens. And if anybody cares.

Bitch.
Ah, it is such fun getting a rise out of you. I'm sure that you have never, ever lusted after a young girl, not even in your heart.

Also making the point that there is no way I would have to pay you not to live where I do. If you ever got a really good job offer in my town, you'd be willing to pay any amount to get me out.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:50 PM   #2589
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Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
I think there's a history. Enough of one such that a post that would normally give me pause made me laugh instead. Of course, I'm probably the second vilest thing.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:50 PM   #2590
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I did this. Also, the Multiples waist bands made cool minis. One of my favorite outfits was a teal waist band/mini with an oversize black "top" and black flats. Also, teal mascara. I was totally in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model.
The finals are tonight. Oh, and you are frightening me. I'm assuming you've cut back on the teal at this point?
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Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
The fact that a guilty conscience makes him totally ballistic is not an inside joke as far as I know.

No joke, unless I am not privy to it either.
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Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:52 PM   #2593
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I did this. Also, the Multiples waist bands made cool minis. One of my favorite outfits was a teal waist band/mini with an oversize black "top" and black flats. Also, teal mascara. I was totally in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model.
I think I spilled a drink on you once at the Jersey Shore. I'm sorry.
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Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
You're welcome to your opinion. Personally, I think my reaction to being called a pedophile was quite balanced. But that's just my opinion; I could be wrong.
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:54 PM   #2595
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Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
Agree. I would have said "disgusting little cunt".

Nasty? That's too much.
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