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03-23-2004, 06:44 PM
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#2581
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Random shit that came to mind during catchup.
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Originally posted by Dualit
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My God! Those pants go with that other dude's eyebrows!
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03-23-2004, 06:46 PM
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#2582
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The spandex/cotton skirts may have been longer in Amish country, which is apparently where you live.
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Maybe. But we rock:
![](http://www.subtrivial.com/subman/images/gb2000/amish.jpg)
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-23-2004, 06:46 PM
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#2583
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Except of course by the kid's friends, who I'm sure are fair game to you.
If you could yank your brain out of your pants, you would understand that you should not deny your kid's teachers and bus drivers and any construction workers who might happen to see her the pleasure of watching her bend over to pick something up unless you are willing to forego seeing anyone in such outfits. Including Kim Possible.
Oh, and the homeless guy who flashes people (but who is difficult to convict ever since legal aid figured out that lots of layers of dirt and, uh, slime can be characterized as clothing) likes to see up wonkette's skirt too. Even when she is wearing underwear.
ETA this post is intended to convey that people who both post gross, lascivious stuff about women and insist on their own daughters being treated with the respect due pre-pubescent cloistered novices are truly, truly the most despicable.
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Actually, you nasty little cunt, I am on record as being completely opposed to and appalled by the over sexualization of teens and pre-pubescent girls.
I would have to say that this post of yours pretty clearly establishes who is the more despicable of the two of us. I direct my pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek lust at women of legal age, and generally at women well into their 20s, if not older.
You, in your drug-addled, hate-clogged little primordial cortex of a reptilian brain have obviously confused me with someone else. But then, that is to be expected when you spend every waking moment not quite certain who or what you are.
Why don't you slither back into your lair with your bile and your twisted fantasies and contemplate taking all the pills tonight. You know, just to see what happens. And if anybody cares.
Bitch.
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03-23-2004, 06:47 PM
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#2584
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Random shit that came to mind during catchup.
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Originally posted by Dualit
Actually, it was because they have discontinued the Speakeasy Tux Shirt. I had to settle for this (modeled by our own TM):
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But I don't want to be a pirate!
Thurgreed(you found an actual puffy shirt?)Marshall
PS - You still haven't explained your random post.
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03-23-2004, 06:47 PM
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#2585
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't recall the tube-top skirt look. What year was this? I may have still been working on armpit hair.
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I did this. Also, the Multiples waist bands made cool minis. One of my favorite outfits was a teal waist band/mini with an oversize black "top" and black flats. Also, teal mascara. I was totally in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model.
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03-23-2004, 06:47 PM
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#2586
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Random shit that came to mind during catchup.
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Originally posted by Dualit
Actually, it was because they have discontinued the Speakeasy Tux Shirt. I had to settle for this (modeled by our own TM):
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Nice pants. Are they Slates?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-23-2004, 06:49 PM
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#2587
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Actually, you nasty little cunt.....Why don't you slither back into your lair with your bile and your twisted fantasies and contemplate taking all the pills tonight. You know, just to see what happens. And if anybody cares.
Bitch.
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Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
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03-23-2004, 06:49 PM
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#2588
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Actually, you nasty little cunt, I am on record as being completely opposed to and appalled by the over sexualization of teens and pre-pubescent girls.
I would have to say that this post of yours pretty clearly establishes who is the more despicable of the two of us. I direct my pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek lust at women of legal age, and generally at women well into their 20s, if not older.
You, in your drug-addled, hate-clogged little primordial cortex of a reptilian brain have obviously confused me with someone else. But then, that is to be expected when you spend every waking moment not quite certain who or what you are.
Why don't you slither back into your lair with your bile and your twisted fantasies and contemplate taking all the pills tonight. You know, just to see what happens. And if anybody cares.
Bitch.
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Ah, it is such fun getting a rise out of you. I'm sure that you have never, ever lusted after a young girl, not even in your heart.
Also making the point that there is no way I would have to pay you not to live where I do. If you ever got a really good job offer in my town, you'd be willing to pay any amount to get me out.
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03-23-2004, 06:50 PM
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#2589
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
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I think there's a history. Enough of one such that a post that would normally give me pause made me laugh instead. Of course, I'm probably the second vilest thing.
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03-23-2004, 06:50 PM
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#2590
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I did this. Also, the Multiples waist bands made cool minis. One of my favorite outfits was a teal waist band/mini with an oversize black "top" and black flats. Also, teal mascara. I was totally in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model.
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The finals are tonight. Oh, and you are frightening me. I'm assuming you've cut back on the teal at this point?
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03-23-2004, 06:51 PM
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#2591
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
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The fact that a guilty conscience makes him totally ballistic is not an inside joke as far as I know.
No joke, unless I am not privy to it either.
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03-23-2004, 06:52 PM
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#2592
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The FB has too much influence
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
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2.
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03-23-2004, 06:52 PM
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#2593
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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The FB has too much influence
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I did this. Also, the Multiples waist bands made cool minis. One of my favorite outfits was a teal waist band/mini with an oversize black "top" and black flats. Also, teal mascara. I was totally in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model.
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I think I spilled a drink on you once at the Jersey Shore. I'm sorry.
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03-23-2004, 06:52 PM
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#2594
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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The FB has too much influence
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
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You're welcome to your opinion. Personally, I think my reaction to being called a pedophile was quite balanced. But that's just my opinion; I could be wrong.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-23-2004, 06:54 PM
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#2595
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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The FB has too much influence
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Please tell me I am missing some inside joke here. If not, totally uncalled for.
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Agree. I would have said "disgusting little cunt".
Nasty? That's too much.
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