Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If someone could link me to an onilne version of the Happy Hooker (which I am rereading sllowly but surelY), There is a great riff on what men of different ethnicities are always like. My favorites were the "American Jew" , the greeks and the "Oriental men" Apparently the greeks gave us greek style, which is anal btw bc this way the girls could stay virgins, so all the greek customers wanted anal. the oriental men all have tiny weiners and some even have fake penises(!) which is described in a way I cant begin to reenact.

And I tried to be interesting, with the vibrator, bisexual talk, so dont blame me.

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I have to know, what's the deal with the men with fake penises??

Trying to get things back to sex where they belong.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I cannot wait to date a girl confident enough to wear Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Or perhaps Ham.

I would totally wear chocolate chip cookie dough. Except the self-licking could get out of control.

not ham, though. Bacon. I would wear bacon. Actually, that would be perfect because I love the smell but don't eat it.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I cannot wait to date a girl confident enough to wear Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Or perhaps Ham.

I read something a couple of years ago that said men were most turned on by the scent of vanilla.

True?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
I read something a couple of years ago that said men were most turned on by the scent of vanilla.

True?

Depends. On what her tits are like.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would totally wear chocolate chip cookie dough. Except the self-licking could get out of control.

not ham, though. Bacon. I would wear bacon. Actually, that would be perfect because I love the smell but don't eat it.

Two of my favorite food cooking smells are steaks on a grill and fast food hamburgers. Which is weird, because I don't eat either.

I would smell like cookie dough, or cake, or bourbon. Currently I smell like vanilla and apricots.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by evenodds
I read something a couple of years ago that said men were most turned on by the scent of vanilla.

True?

I heard that too. I also heard that the smell of donuts made many men aroused. I am not sure why the perfume companies did not capitalize on that.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Depends. On what her tits are like.

Appropriately, this is post 26K.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by evenodds
I read something a couple of years ago that said men were most turned on by the scent of vanilla.

True?

My wife has a perfume that smells vaguely of vanilla.

I love it, and she gets lots of comments (from men) on it.

So, there may be something to this.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by evenodds
I read something a couple of years ago that said men were most turned on by the scent of vanilla.

True?

I've heard it's cinnamon.

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I have to know, what's the deal with the men with fake penises??

Trying to get things back to sex where they belong.

It was like a rounded hollowed out thing. she describes going down on the oriental, but his hands were on his shaft and blls and she didnt understnad why, and also, his penis had a werid consistency. when he "came" a faux semen like substance came out and the real splooge was in the hollow thing. It is beyond bizarre. someone find a link please. the oriental as ashamed of his penis size and Xaviera assured him that it was ok and then she gave him aonther one without the fake thing and he seemed very happy. Origato!

I think Irish Men were s upposed to be the worst customers. Maybe I will bring the book in and waste some time transcribing

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by evenodds
I read something a couple of years ago that said men were most turned on by the scent of vanilla.

True?

Smelling like a bakery can only increase any man or woman's appeal. What's not to like?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think Irish Men were s upposed to be the worst customers.

Probably the severe Catholic guilt leading to severe ineptitude.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Resolved: Ashley Judd will be remembered in an Elizabeth-Taylor-Greatest-Beauty-of-Her-Generation kind of way.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.



TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
I read something a couple of years ago that said men were most turned on by the scent of vanilla.

True?

So maybe it's essence of vanilla making these dark spots?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fornia_porn_dc

(spree: half moons underneath the full - but clothed - orbs of porn artist and California gubernatorial hopeful Mary Carey)

Is boob sweat a big problem? I have never noticed it before and I cannot say I find it attractive. Can it be prevented, perhaps with well placed antiperspirant? Is this what they mean when they say that Secret is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would totally wear chocolate chip cookie dough. Except the self-licking could get out of control.

not ham, though. Bacon. I would wear bacon. Actually, that would be perfect because I love the smell but don't eat it.

This cracks me up, because in my (non-vegetarian) set we like to say "everything tastes better with bacon wrapped around it."

If I recall correctly, the original context involved scallops, but evidence suggests the rule applies to chick's as well.