Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Agreed. I had a blind date once with a guy who wore a polo shirt over a long sleeved t-shirt. Yes, this was his normal work attire (IT guy at a college). No second date based on attire alone. Damn my high standards!

It seemed like every band at my college was doing this 8 years ago.

[SlaveNoMore]

evenodds
Now that it's official that the Nets have been purchased by Ratner's group . . .

if he moves them to downtown Brooklyn, will some of you New Yorkers switch your allegiance?

Yeah, sure.

Hell, I'd become a Nuggets fan, a T-wolves fan, hell, a Sonics fan, before I rooted for the Nets.

But now, at least, I'd go to a game or two.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NW Native
To clear up a few misconceptions:
1) I didn't refer to it as a lynching. I refered to it as hazing.
2) Yes, I did come to this board to meet people I might be interested in corresponding with but I wasn't looking for sincere camaraderie on-board. Just to figure out who might be worth PMing.
3) The thing about 'if you want me to leave be a man and say it straight' was a tactical decision not a 'you hwurt my fweelings' post. Yes I was pissed getting his with inside joke posts I didn't understand (trust me - I'm not someone's sock, really). But there's nothing like throwing it down to quickly sort out who's who. Watch Support Your Local Sheriff (one of my favorites).
4) Yes, I really did leave. I had a brief due today and had to put in too many hours to get it done. But, now the desk is clear for a couple days and I'm back in a good mood.

nuff said

Too much said. No one cares.

TM

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you want to throw out ways an Asian girl could be Str8's Jewish wife, you do not need to drift so far afiels as conversion.
Your easier hypo would be the girl had a Jewish mom and Asian dad. We'd be left to doubt the liklihood based upon average genital sizes, but couldn't eliminate the possibility.
As I say however, for reason beyond her ethnicity, she is not Jewish. I am comfortable of that.

I havent followed this but tomato basil is an asian? this should not surprise me.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A) & B): Depends on the job. The ones that look and feel the most natural are fantastic. So, I guess that means that I don't like the look or feel of a bad job.

C) Tits are only tits when the person you're with is fully clothed. Fake tits almost always look good when a woman is dressed. But once you get the bra off, if the job isn't great, it's a let down. And if they feel really fake, it just doesn't work. That said, I've never let fake tits stop me.

TM

how can some fake tits feel fake and others feel real? is it a silicone/saline thing, or a hardening thing?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
how can some fake tits feel fake and others feel real? is it a silicone/saline thing, or a hardening thing?

It is a saline/silicone thing and a hardening thing and a how much was there to begin with thing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yeah. Remember when the olympics on tv meant sports, rather than barbara walters-style interviews with figure sk8ers and curlers who rose to stardom from the depths of the Vancouver 'hood?

Preach on, my brother.

And remember when the Olympics gave you a chance to watch sports and athletes from other countries you wouldn't necessarily watch otherwise? I fucking hate those athlete stories. How many different ways can you say, "rags to sports riches" (which doesn't necessarily relate to cash, which I know because they shove that storyline down our throat too)?

Just show as many events as you can, hire good sportscasters and remember, most people in this country came from other countries, so diversify on the fucking coverage.

TM

Originally posted by Not Me
It is a saline/silicone thing and a hardening thing and a how much was there to begin with thing.

doesnt the implant go over the breast tissue?

so if someone had a c to begin with, they would feel real ? if the balloons go under the tissuue, how does the tissue get evenly spread over the ballloons without some kind of ridge or somethigng?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NW Native
Helpful tip: it's not an insult if they don't get it.

Wrong. It's a double insult because not only are you being insulted, you're too stupid to understand.

TM

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Grandmaster Shake
Another example of poor research by "The O.C." staff... In one of the early episodes, Jimmy is on the couch watching TV and his wife comes in and asks what he is watching. He says he's watching the 1986 Finals on ESPN Classic between the Lakers and Pistons. Any fan at a sports bar will tell you that the '86 NBA Finals were between the Rockets and Celtics. The Lakers and Pistons didn't meet in the Finals until 1988 (Lakers won), and again in '89, the series which launched the Bad Boys dynasty.

Why would you bother to make such a reference if you don't check your facts? Fox must have like a million writers on staff, and they obviously aren't busy working on plotlines for this show.

However, they did have that priceless line last night: "Get yourself some funnier friends." Or however it was worded. Anyone have a photographic memory for this sort of thing? It might make an appearance as a str8 sig line one of these days.

[NW Native]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Too much said. No one cares.

TM

Sniff

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I saw this week's episode finally and it was one of the funniest ones ever, no? You got a blind guy, four retards, and a woman in full muslim regalia. what other show would dare to poke fun at these people? "now i know what happened to the sunscreen". priceless. and that doesnt cover "driving Mister Larry". anyone else still have complaints about this season?

No complaints, PP. You're right on the money on this one. The scene in Canter's? Hilarious. The Ben Stiller stuff? Genius. This ranks up there with Crazy Eyez. I hope we're not finished with the retardos.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Just show as many events as you can, hire good sportscasters and remember, most people in this country came from other countries, so diversify on the fucking coverage.

TM

What I hate about US coverage is that if the Olympics are in different time zones they never show it live - it's all tape-delayed. People will get up at 3:00 am to watch an event. Please show it live. The Canadian coverage tends to be equally as patriotic and Canadian-focused but it does tend to show as many events as possible live (which meant that during Nagano no one got any sleep, but that's ok).

[NW Native]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wrong. It's a double insult because not only are you being insulted, you're too stupid to understand.

TM

Stupidity has nothing to do with it.

If you've never seen a traffic light before then you don't know what the colored lights mean. Doesn't mean you're stupid.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Grandmaster Shake
I will say that a bad boob job is hideous even to me. Obvious scars and a foot of cleavage are none too appealing.

True, but what about bad natural tits? Have you ever seen a pair after a round or two of breast feeding?