Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
I think there's a history. Enough of one such that a post that would normally give me pause made me laugh instead. Of course, I'm probably the second vilest thing.

The word was despicable, and you are neither vile nor despicable in the overdoing the dirty old man crap so that any disclaimers of actual dirtyoldmanness are patently not worthy of belief combined with my female progeny are PURE! PURE!!!

Which post was funny?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ah, it is such fun getting a rise out of you. I'm sure that you have never, ever lusted after a young girl, not even in your heart.

Also making the point that there is no way I would have to pay you not to live where I do. If you ever got a really good job offer in my town, you'd be willing to pay any amount to get me out.

It's called The Final Exit. Wait to buy it until the next time they change your meds.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bilmore
Of course, I'm probably the second vilest thing.

You mean after Vegemite?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think I spilled a drink on you once at the Jersey Shore. I'm sorry.

Not a problem. I purposefully stepped on your spanking white Keds, causing you to have to purchase an entirely new pair. We're even.

But I looked hot in that outfit, right?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
It's called The Final Exit. Wait to buy it until the next time they change your meds.

And I am accused of being bitter.

Bilmore, are you thinking you are the second vilest thing after me, or after yanky-his-wanky(but in the other room, or at least with the kid's door mostly shut, like a decent dad)at-the-wankette's-slumber-party?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The word was despicable, and you are neither vile nor despicable in the overdoing the dirty old man crap so that any disclaimers of actual dirtyoldmanness are patently not worthy of belief combined with my female progeny are PURE! PURE!!!

I guess I don't see the disparity in leching after the form of women while reacting badly to the same leching after girls. Entirely consistent. Entirely defendable. Good, even.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You mean after Vegemite?

I had to Google that.

Okay, I'm only the third vilest.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not a problem. I purposefully stepped on your spanking white Keds, causing you to have to purchase an entirely new pair. We're even.

But I looked hot in that outfit, right?

You looked so hot that if I wasn't in my "I'm only into guys" phase, I would have totally kissed you. Right there in the bar.

Shame we didn't meet later....

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Also, teal mascara.

uncanny. I was also a fan of the teal mascara.

I was not much into the "big top"- mini-flats look, however. I was, however, a little too fond of black lace - I would wear a stunning black lace top and also use it to tie my hair and sometimes for tights - a lace top-mini-lace tights look. With teal mascara.

shudder. That kind of look, in its defense, did rake in the tips.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
I guess I don't see the disparity in leching after the form of women while reacting badly to the same leching after girls. Entirely consistent. Entirely defendable. Good, even.

You may ignore my subsequent question. I'm sure he's meticulous on ensuring that he doesn't lust after anyone under age. Insert eyerolling smilie about right here, because I don't buy that, or to the extent that I do, I bet it was only really since wankette started getting close to hitting puberty -- i.e., after he was way too close to 40 for any kind of sanctimoniousness to be believable.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
I guess I don't see the disparity in leching after the form of women while reacting badly to the same leching after girls. Entirely consistent. Entirely defendable. Good, even.

Well, I guess that's just an area where we differ. Significantly.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
uncanny. I was also a fan of the teal mascara.

I was not much into the "big top"- mini-flats look, however. I was, however, a little too fond of black lace - I would wear a stunning black lace top and also use it to tie my hair and sometimes for tights - a lace top-mini-lace tights look. With teal mascara.

shudder. That kind of look, in its defense, did rake in the tips.

I had the teal and the pink.

I probably helped keep Esprit in business in most of the 80s. Some of the colors that I put together just baffle me, looking back of the remaining pictures that my mother didn't let me destroy. Teals and pinks and chartrusey colors. And lots of white. I did resist the jellies though.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But I don't want to be a pirate!

Thurgreed(you found an actual puffy shirt?)Marshall

PS - You still haven't explained your random post.

It is not a pirate shirt -- it is a poet shirt. You wear it well, BTW.

You have to excuse my random post. I am in an off mood today (time for a refill -- I wonder if I'll get the suicide-risk warning). My SO has more than a little IM clothing and I have always reacted violently to T.I.M.

Dua(can you tell I hate International Male?)lit

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Well, I guess that's just an area where we differ. Significantly.

I think you misread.

So, anyway, I was thinking that this might be a case where the ignore feature could be put to good use. Thereby avoiding the need for posts alleging pedophilia and/or suggesting other posters should end their worthless lives. Just a thought.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
I guess I don't see the disparity in leching after the form of women while reacting badly to the same leching after girls. Entirely consistent. Entirely defendable. Good, even.

I feared you were a secret internet porn perv until I remembered that underlines in your posts never, never indicate web links.