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10-17-2003, 05:58 PM
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#2611
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And I'm not sure I understand the "Lizards suck" title. Surely this violates the TOS. Where's a mod or an admin when you need one?
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You call that fighting? Or just baiting? Because if you're calling for your Mommy, I won't be calling you Daddy. |
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10-17-2003, 05:59 PM
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#2612
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
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Thanks for Playing
With all "action" today, I must say, I think my job here may be done.
NTTAWWT
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10-17-2003, 06:01 PM
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#2613
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Brian Urlacher plays for the Chicago Bears. Paris Hilton (see yesterday's picture of her in Brian's jersey) has been seen sporting Brian as man-candy. If she really loved him, she would go to the facility formerly known as Soldier Field to see her man-candy play. Then Paigow could run into her at some club, throw a drink, cat fight, film at 11.
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My money's on Paigow. Paris doesn't look like her arms are big enough for appropriate hair-pulling or bitch-slapping.
She's got the heels though. Paigow, keep your eyes on the heels.
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10-17-2003, 06:01 PM
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#2614
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Brian Urlacher plays for the Chicago Bears. Paris Hilton (see yesterday's picture of her in Brian's jersey) has been seen sporting Brian as man-candy. If she really loved him, she would go to the facility formerly known as Soldier Field to see her man-candy play. Then Paigow could run into her at some club, throw a drink, cat fight, film at 11.
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Honey, I AM Paris Hilton.
But thanks for playing. |
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10-17-2003, 06:02 PM
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#2615
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Paris Hilton...........Then Paigow could run into her at some club, throw a drink, cat fight, film at 11.
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I wouldn't mind watching-NTTAWWT.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-17-2003, 06:02 PM
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#2616
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
What's the North Shore? Chopped liver?
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While I'm sure the rich folk up there enjoy the foie gras, my point was the Lake doesn't go rambling through the suburbs. It merely touches a few burbs... |
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10-17-2003, 06:03 PM
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#2617
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Anttwat
My money's on Paigow. Paris doesn't look like her arms are big enough for appropriate hair-pulling or bitch-slapping.
She's got the heels though. Paigow, keep your eyes on the heels.
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ANTTWAT, this board makes an evening with you seem exciting. |
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10-17-2003, 06:07 PM
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#2618
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Paris Hilton
From ESPN
During last week's bye, hunky Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was reported to have become another notch on the celebutante's belt. Apparently, this walking advertisement for the Death Tax coyly snapped a heel of her Manolo Blahnik, and No. 54 gave her a piggyback ride to safety. Later, the two were seen tongue-wrestling over $12 Appletinis in a back booth at P.F. Changs.
Oh, to be young, rich, vapid and in love.
Back in Chicago, Bears' beat writers got giddy over the reports. And why not? At least one Bear was scoring. The national media debated whether Urlacher was using his off-days wisely. Some said he was just getting his tires rotated, and more power to him.
Paigow, you wouldn't be caught dead in PF Changs would you? http://espn.go.com/page2/s/stevens/031001.html
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10-17-2003, 06:07 PM
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#2619
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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A Minor Dilemma
[QUOTE] Originally posted by paigowprincess
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[I cant believe your parents allowed you to stay up and watch that.
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They didn't and still don't. I'm grounded from the TV.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-17-2003, 06:08 PM
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#2620
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Potpourri
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's a mini-monopoly. Not really a capitalist notion.
So many violations of the Sherman and Clayton Acts...oh wait...
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I'm not talking about baseball in general. I'm talking about the competition among the teams within that monopoly. The same principles apply.
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10-17-2003, 06:08 PM
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#2621
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Theres and Thats
ANTTWAT, this board makes an evening with you seem exciting.
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Wow. Cool. Thanks.
Same to you, sodium ladened pork product.
I thought you liked me?
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My nephew is a cop.
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10-17-2003, 06:10 PM
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#2622
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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A Minor Dilemma
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Brian Urlacher plays for the Chicago Bears. Paris Hilton (see yesterday's picture of her in Brian's jersey) has been seen sporting Brian as man-candy. If she really loved him, she would go to the facility formerly known as Soldier Field to see her man-candy play. Then Paigow could run into her at some club, throw a drink, cat fight, film at 11.
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She's already been to a game. After saying she wanted her privacy respected, she sat in Urlacher's skybox with his jersey on in a very visible spot for Monday Night Football. The Bears, who sucked to begin with, now suck even worse because he's joined in on the sucking... If you believe the gossip columns, she spent about 2 weeks here with him after they met in Vegas. Can't vouch for her being here now...
Edited to add: I couldn't remember where they were spotted but remembered it was very un-Hilton like, but then I saw the PF Chang's post. Of all the places in town, she goes to P Fucking Chang's?
Last edited by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand; 10-17-2003 at 06:14 PM..
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10-17-2003, 06:11 PM
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#2623
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Anttwat
Wow. Cool. Thanks.
Same to you, sodium ladened pork product.
I thought you liked me?
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Thanks, as well. Pork and Salt really are great together, don't you think?
On days like today I do like you. |
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10-17-2003, 06:14 PM
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#2624
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please, please oh pretty please let Paris Hilton be in town that day visiting her "boyfriend" Urlacher. Please please don't stay in the Hilton just this once Paris - try the W. Please.
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Doesn't it violate some unwritten heiress rule to stay at a competitor's hotel? Unless daddy's* put you on the payroll to conduct market research, that is. Any heiresses here care to chime in? The Fashionable But Anonymous option is available!
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10-17-2003, 06:16 PM
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#2625
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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A Minor Dilemma
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And I'm not sure I understand the "Lizards suck" title. Surely this violates the TOS. Where's a mod or an admin when you need one?
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Stalking users, of course.
What a silly question. Almost mammalian. Are you sure you're Shape Shifter, or has someone hijacked his login?
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