Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
how can some fake tits feel fake and others feel real? is it a silicone/saline thing, or a hardening thing?

Where in the muscle/skin mass they're placed, how appropriately they're sized, composition, how fitting the incision is to the device, how tight the skin is stitched, encapsulation (hardening), how the shape of the device matches the original shape of the breast tissue and skin, . . .

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
However, they did have that priceless line last night: "Get yourself some funnier friends." Or however it was worded. Anyone have a photographic memory for this sort of thing? It might make an appearance as a str8 sig line one of these days.

If you can't find that, you could change yours now to "Str8 finds it annoying when people refer to themselves in the third person."

Just a suggestion.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
No complaints, PP. You're right on the money on this one. The scene in Canter's? Hilarious. The Ben Stiller stuff? Genius. This ranks up there with Crazy Eyez. I hope we're not finished with the retardos.

Krazee Eyez? That does not rank as one of my favorites. probably not top ten. what was so all star about it? wait-did he get the pube caught in krazee eyez? bc that was brilliant. but the rapper himself i did not love.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by NW Native
Stupidity has nothing to do with it.

If you've never seen a traffic light before then you don't know what the colored lights mean. Doesn't mean you're stupid.

Don't try reasoning and logical arguments on this board. This board is for flaming and making comments that show people how upper crust, cool, hot and in-tune with pop culture/fringe music/haute couture/haute cuisine you are.

If you want to use reasoning and logic, try the politics board where that sometimes is used. Kinda.

Originally posted by bilmore
Where in the muscle/skin mass they're placed, how appropriately they're sized, composition, how fitting the incision is to the device, how tight the skin is stitched, encapsulation (hardening), how the shape of the device matches the original shape of the breast tissue and skin, . . .

well hello, Doctor Tits. who knew? Isnt it hard to kayak with a huge set of chemical bazoombas?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't hate fake tits, but I prefer natural ones*. Fake tits can be somewhat of a novelty, and I'm always up for a novelty.

*but I'm not a fan of HUGE tits, unless they're on a stripper, which again is more for novelty holy-shit-did-you-see-her-tits fun.

Coltrane, then here's a tip for you; don't watch Real World San Diego. Can anyone with good web-fu find a Robin bikini picture?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Nah, man. That's just your girlie sweater.

TM

[gag]Carbs
Monday Morning Quarterback
Web-fu [/gag]

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What I hate about US coverage is that if the Olympics are in different time zones they never show it live - it's all tape-delayed.

If by "all" you mean the five minutes per hour of actual sports.

I have some, but not a lot, of hope for the MSNBC, CNBC, and ¡Telemundo! coverage of the games. I'd particularly like to see coverage of the modern pentathlon with Andreas Cantor on the call.

Buuuuuuuullllllllllllllllsssssssssssayyyyyyyy!

[Not Me]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
doesnt the implant go over the breast tissue?

No. It either is placed under the pec muscle or over the pec muscle (but under the breast tissue).

Originally posted by paigowprincess
so if someone had a c to begin with, they would feel real ?

probably if saline. With silicone for sure. Assuming of course that no capsular contracture occurs. If capsular contracture occurs, all bets are off.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
if the balloons go under the tissuue, how does the tissue get evenly spread over the ballloons without some kind of ridge or somethigng?

In a woman who has never had her tits stretched by breast feeding, they have to match the diameter of the breast to the diameter of the implant. But if she has gone from an A cup to a D cup in pregnancy, they are plenty stretched and drape well even if the diameter of the implant exceeds the diameter of the natural breast tissue.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Agreed. I had a blind date once with a guy who wore a polo shirt over a long sleeved t-shirt. Yes, this was his normal work attire (IT guy at a college). No second date based on attire alone. Damn my high standards!

I've never heard of polo shirt over long-sleeved t-shirt. How avant guarde!

Typically the guys I see with the s-s over l-s would not own a polo shirt. They fall into e/o's hot but clueless musicians club.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
well hello, Doctor Tits. who knew? Isnt it hard to kayak with a huge set of chemical bazoombas?

But they obviate the flotation devices otherwise required.

[Not Me]

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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NW Native
If you've never seen a traffic light before then you don't know what the colored lights mean. Doesn't mean you're stupid.

Brilliant. If you were crippled and had no feeling in your legs and I broke your kneecaps with a bat while you were sleeping, would it mean you didn't get hit because you didn't feel it?

Oh, and green means go, yellow means slow down because red is coming. And red means stop.

TM

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
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Sam really went off the deep end. All the quarterback/coach stuff was insipid. I hate it when people try to inject sports analogies into business when they're not appropriate. A comment about an option offense (go with one plan and see how it works, but have an alternate plan) works, but shut up about ineligible receivers downfield and stuff like that.

I'm guessing that there has to be some provision prohibiting them from saying "Look, store owner. You're going to get your store on NBC in primetime, on a show with Donald Trump that will be seen by 20 MM people. You can give me this item for next to nothing, and lose money on this transaction, but every person who wants to buy this kind of stuff anywhere in NYC will come to you, because they saw you sell it for a great price on tv. And you will get tons of business." or they would all have done it. Or at least they should have.


The guys didn't have a chance on the first one. They did a passable job on the second one, but it was kind of dry and weak. They might not have had a chance on this one, because of the sex appeal thing, but it wasn't even close because they planned so badly and sucked so much.

It looks like the female executive calls them out on slutting around in the next episode, which I think is good. It's getting kind of tiresome. Especially that one whorey chick (Heidi?) who just goes around sticking her breasts out.