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10-04-2006, 10:05 PM
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#2611
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
arguing about what Houston neighborhood you're from strikes me like fighting for a top bunk at Aushwitz.
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Just out of curiosity, did you actually believe this was funny or clever?
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10-04-2006, 10:19 PM
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#2612
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They're called "cycling" shorts. Bikers are motorcyclists.
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Do a Google search for "bike shorts" and tell me how many motorcylist web sites you find.
"Sweatin' all the bitches in the biker shorts
We didn't get no play from the ladies
Six niggaz in a car, are you crazy?"
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-04-2006, 10:59 PM
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#2613
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Do a Google search for "bike shorts" and tell me how many motorcylist web sites you find.
"Sweatin' all the bitches in the biker shorts
We didn't get no play from the ladies
Six niggaz in a car, are you crazy?"
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Google search? Bikers don't go on the internet. I used to be in the "Hell's Our Home" MC. We mostly tooled around on our choppers with our bitch holding on tight. Some of us liked to go gang fight the Hell's Angels. Some others liked to hang at the clubhouse drinking and shooting speed- we'd do all kinds of stuff.
One thing we all had in common is we would bust up any little fuck that walked near the clubhouse dressed in cycle shorts and them little shoes.
They beat me near an inch of my life to let me quit, and I don't own ANY spandex.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-04-2006, 11:01 PM
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#2614
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Just out of curiosity, did you actually believe this was funny or clever?
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I received 8 PMs saying it was clever and funny- 6 saying it was just funny and 4 saying they agreed with you. I can't remember if I thought one or the other, or if I was just commenting on the Houston area code dising going on w/o any evaluation prior to posting.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-04-2006, 11:07 PM
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#2615
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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New phone
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I received 8 PMs saying it was clever and funny- 6 saying it was just funny and 4 saying they agreed with you. I can't remember if I thought one or the other, or if I was just commenting on the Houston area code dising going on w/o any evaluation prior to posting.
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I certainly buy the last part.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-04-2006, 11:25 PM
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#2616
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Do a Google search for "bike shorts" and tell me how many motorcylist web sites you find.
"Sweatin' all the bitches in the biker shorts
We didn't get no play from the ladies
Six niggaz in a car, are you crazy?"
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You still use Google? How is AOL dial-up these days?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-04-2006, 11:41 PM
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#2617
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Google search? Bikers don't go on the internet.
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http://www.hells-angels.com/
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-04-2006, 11:45 PM
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#2618
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You still use Google? How is AOL dial-up these days?
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"Google search is the world's most popular search engine."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_engine
Sometimes I wonder if you people have ever even used the internet.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-04-2006, 11:49 PM
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#2619
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"Google search is the world's most popular search engine."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_engine
Sometimes I wonder if you people have ever even used the internet.
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Oddly enough, Wikipedia also says: "Pretty Little Flower is the world's most popular internet poster."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Little_Flower
Sounds right to me.
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10-05-2006, 12:13 AM
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#2620
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"Google search is the world's most popular search engine."
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Oh. Well, I only use the hip, underground search engines, so I guess I wouldn't be aware of that fact. The only downside is that they require you to wear tight, stylish trousers while searching. I'm sure they won't know if you search in your Dockers, though. Happy searching!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-05-2006, 12:23 AM
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#2621
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Coltrane
Of course. The Angels are pussies. Fuck them. I'm glad we shoved it up their ass back then.
There are 3 or 4 guys on in their photo archives alone who I beat half to death. They can't ride anymore. I suspect they got a seat cushion and started webmastering. Maybe I'll hit them with some megahertz, over the internet.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-05-2006, 12:47 AM
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#2622
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Coltrane
Quote:
Hank Chinaski
There are 3 or 4 guys on in their photo archives alone who I beat half to death. They can't ride anymore. I suspect they got a seat cushion and started webmastering. Maybe I'll hit them with some megahertz, over the internet.
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This is actually more believable than your claim that 8 people IMed you about your joke. |
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10-05-2006, 03:43 AM
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#2623
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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New phone
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Have I mentioned that I am happy that Spanky is on the FB today?
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:sportswav :band: :bounce:
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10-05-2006, 09:47 AM
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#2624
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh. Well, I only use the hip, underground search engines, so I guess I wouldn't be aware of that fact. The only downside is that they require you to wear tight, stylish trousers while searching. I'm sure they won't know if you search in your Dockers, though. Happy searching!
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I'm surprised that the your hip, underground search engine did not tell you that you meant to be referring to tight, stylish pants.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-05-2006, 10:10 AM
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#2625
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
tight, stylish pants.
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is your trouser snake now out of style?
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