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03-09-2005, 05:49 PM
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#2626
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fred Durst
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister reported to me that a friend of hers was just dumped because his dick was too small. I expressed shock, because I had seen him naked and didn't remember a small dick. She was also surprised, and remarked "and I've spent more time naked with him than anyone else. You'd think I would have noticed something like that."
It was telling, though, that neither one of us could remember what his dick looked like.
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Maybe his is one that looks average in it's non-excited state, but does not grow appreciably when it gets excited -- so it ends up being relatively small when/where it counts . . .
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03-09-2005, 05:51 PM
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#2627
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Ipod
I am in a stupor today, so I blindly followed the link without thinking that it was probably not going to make it past the firewall. It did, and there are two hot little marginally-NSFW videos on that site.
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03-09-2005, 05:52 PM
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#2628
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Ipod
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
From the Target website: "Target.com charges sales tax in all U.S. states other than Alaska, Hawaii and Vermont. Amazon.com@Target.com Inc. charges sales tax only on orders shipped to Kansas, North Dakota and Washington."
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Damn. Is Amazon going to replace Disney as the corporate headquarters for Satan and his Minions on Earth?
GWNC, there is a Target in my neighborhood. Target is fun. Target has huge boxes of Cheerios for $3, lamps for $15 and Izaac Mizrahi shoes for $25. If you make the journey to the outer borough to go, let me know and we'll take you out for coffee.
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03-09-2005, 05:53 PM
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#2629
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Fred Durst
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe his is one that looks average in it's non-excited state, but does not grow appreciably when it gets excited -- so it ends up being relatively small when/where it counts . . .
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Ah, the classic "grower vs. shower" issue.
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03-09-2005, 05:58 PM
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#2630
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Fred Durst
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe his is one that looks average in it's non-excited state, but does not grow appreciably when it gets excited -- so it ends up being relatively small when/where it counts . . .
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This discussion made me curious about this headline: "Stars may have natural restrictions to size"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...s_050309182954
The actual article isn't as interesting as this discussion.
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03-09-2005, 06:09 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Fred Durst
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe his is one that looks average in it's non-excited state, but does not grow appreciably when it gets excited -- so it ends up being relatively small when/where it counts . . .
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Are you implying that RT and her sister are so ugly that this guy has never gotten an erection when he's been naked with them? That's harsh.
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03-09-2005, 06:09 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Ipod
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Bad_Rich_Chic
GWNC, there is a Target in my neighborhood.
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My god. When the hell did that happen?
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03-09-2005, 06:10 PM
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#2633
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fred Durst
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Are you implying that RT and her sister are so ugly that this guy has never gotten an erection when he's been naked with them? That's harsh.
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They just said he was naked around them a lot. I was thinking he's a nudist, and they were probably clothed.
RT can clear this up, I guess.
Fucking instigators.
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03-09-2005, 06:12 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Fred Durst
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
They just said he was naked around them a lot. I was thinking he's a nudist, and they were probably clothed.
RT can clear this up, I guess.
Fucking instigators.
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George- Fred's gay.
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03-09-2005, 06:17 PM
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#2635
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Fred Durst
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
They just said he was naked around them a lot. I was thinking he's a nudist, and they were probably clothed.
RT can clear this up, I guess.
Fucking instigators.
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On the occassion that I saw him naked, I was clothed. My sister is the nudist, and this guy tends to end up naked in pools and hot tubs with her a lot. She's the hideous one in the family.
Incidently, he has a nice ass.
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03-09-2005, 06:19 PM
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#2636
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Fred Durst
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Incidently, he has a nice ass.
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The Lord giveth ...
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03-09-2005, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Dear Ty
What movie did you see this weekend? Be Cool? I have heard from an unreliable source (same guy liked Soul Plane) said it was funny funny.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 03-09-2005 at 06:53 PM..
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03-09-2005, 06:30 PM
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#2638
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Dear Ty
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What movie did you see this weekend? I have heard from an unreliable source (same guy liked Soul Plane) said it was funny funny.
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It was?
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03-09-2005, 06:33 PM
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#2639
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Target
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
My god. When the hell did that happen?
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It predates my moving to my new digs, but not by a lot - less than a year?
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03-09-2005, 06:34 PM
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#2640
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Guest
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Ipod
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
My god. When the hell did that happen?
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Don't panic - it's actually closer to my neighborhood. BRC just goes there when she's slumming.
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