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09-12-2006, 01:57 PM
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#2626
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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GET OUT THE VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Which party?
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Green.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-12-2006, 01:58 PM
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#2627
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Desperate Housewives
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, so 2 of the Desperate Housewives are pregnant. Who's next? I say Eva Longoria.
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Pregnancy is contagious.
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09-12-2006, 01:58 PM
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#2628
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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GET OUT THE VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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Wacko Jesiiphiles. It's a grass roots thing.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-12-2006, 01:59 PM
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#2629
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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GET OUT THE VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Green.
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Actually I am more a teal guy.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-12-2006, 01:59 PM
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#2630
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Redskins
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
She is standing next to a midget. It makes her look big.
(But he LOVES HER!!! HE LOVES HER!!!!)
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Hmmm, if I go trolling for picture-mates at the carnival next tme it's in town, do you think I would look elongated and regal?
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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09-12-2006, 02:06 PM
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#2631
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Redskins
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why the Redskins lost. And fuck you Santana Moss and your fucking 28 yards rushing.
![](http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/060925/tom_cruise2.jpg)
Tom Cruise, son Connor and fiancée Katie Holmes hit the field at the Washington Redskins-Minnesota Vikings football game in Landover, Md., on Monday. It was a bit of business and pleasure: The actor's production company recently signed a financing deal with Redskins owner Dan Snyder.
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I though Gary Coleman was taller than that.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-12-2006, 02:07 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Desperate Housewives
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Pregnancy is contagious.
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Apparently. We had 5 secretaries on family leave at the same time. Last one is due to come back this month. The rest of us just stopped drinking the water. Because, it's the water, you know.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-12-2006, 02:12 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Mild rant
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is it a sub or a hoagy?
Wow, the login page is asking me a ton of questions. It's like it doesn't even know me.
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Hoag ie.
Jesus. Twice in one week I've had to be a Philly food Timmy.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-12-2006, 02:15 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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I think I owe a lot of people a lot of drinks
So come to NYC and I will buy you one or two (or more).
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09-12-2006, 02:15 PM
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#2635
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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I think I owe a lot of people a lot of drinks
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So come to NYC and I will buy you one or two (or more).
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If we're all going to have to share, can we at least get our own straws?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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09-12-2006, 02:15 PM
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#2636
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Real close to walking out...
I can't take this shit anymore. Fuckin' A I hate lawyering...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-12-2006, 02:19 PM
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#2637
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Real close to walking out...
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't take this shit anymore. Fuckin' A I hate lawyering...
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Did you buy the car yet?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-12-2006, 02:20 PM
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#2638
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Real close to walking out...
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't take this shit anymore. Fuckin' A I hate lawyering...
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09-12-2006, 02:22 PM
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#2639
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Real close to walking out...
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't take this shit anymore. Fuckin' A I hate lawyering...
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Plan B dude, before the kids come. The clock is ticking. Loudly.
I'd gladly take a ride in the time machine and trade my pie for a gold med....uhm.....a bronze...uh...some neat Olympic pins.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-12-2006, 02:24 PM
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#2640
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Real close to walking out...
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you buy the car yet?
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No. I'll walk.
I'd be an awesome barista.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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