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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by bilmore



no, that's not_me. ltl may be an asshole, but she's no queen.

For those (ahem) advocating use of the ignore function, note that I would very likely have missed this entirely if not for skeks.

Which I think just proves that the ignore function can be used for good as well as for evil, but whatever.

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Originally posted by spookyfish
He's only 16, you fucking sicko.

I figured he was probably young because part of what I saw seemed to be like his high school. But I don't have any "NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!" rules so I may lust* with impunity. He does not seem doable, though. There's a big difference.

*this is a vast, vast overstatement. he's just cute, not lustworthy.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dipping into the Yukon Jack before posting again, I see.

Unfortunately, taking part in conference calls from horrible timezones, sober.

A stupid, stupid way to take part in conference calls, if I may say so myself.

(If I was drunk, I'd tell you my opinion of people who, out of bitterness and emptiness, call other people pedophiles.)

(ETA: for a bit, I had pity for ltl. She wasted that pity. She's gone beyond.)

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bilmore

You need to center yourself a bit. Nobody with your level of rage is pointing it all outward. What happened?

Don't be so judgemental. Imagine how you would feel if someone stole your kayak?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
This was a consistent answer for you.

I'm not sure what happened - bad affair, bad relationship, whatever - but something turned you really, really bitter all of a sudden. It made me sad for you, because that's just . . . bad, you know?

But you've taken it out all over, and that's your own problem. Wonk isn't like what you've nicely presented, and you know that, but you're just looking for targets, and there he was. And that's cheap-ass shit, ltl.

You need to center yourself a bit. Nobody with your level of rage is pointing it all outward. What happened? What made Wonk #2, and me #3 (and Vegewhatever #1, but not as your choice)?

You've just become Queen Asshole, ya know?

This is way longer than I thought it would be. You of all people would have to be familiar with the sudden change to horrifically offensive person.

FWIW, I honestly find Wanky's lascivious crap quite, quite icky. Etc. And that kind of virgin/whore thing bugs the crap out of me and always has.

Can you date the onset of my bitterness more exactly? And could someone respond to whatever he says with a quote? My therapist and I say "Spasebo."

[bilmore]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Don't be so judgemental. Imagine how you would feel if someone stole your kayak?

You funnee kidz and your euphemisms!! I just can't keep up!!

So, "kayak" means . . . what? . . . honor?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is way longer than I thought it would be. You of all people would have to be familiar with the sudden change to horrifically offensive person.

FWIW, I honestly find Wanky's lascivious crap quite, quite icky. Etc. And that kind of virgin/whore thing bugs the crap out of me and always has.

Can you date the onset of my bitterness more exactly? And could someone respond to whatever he says with a quote? My therapist and I say "Spasebo."

Spasibo, dear. Speak bitterness with precision.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
(If I was drunk, I'd tell you my opinion of people who, out of bitterness and emptiness, call other people pedophiles.)

(ETA: for a bit, I had pity for ltl. She wasted that pity. She's gone beyond.)

I never called him a pedophile. I called him a hypocritical lech.

For a while I mourned your loss of any sense of perspective or humor. You went beyond. At least a year ago. I am curious how I wasted the pity -- wouldn't I have had to be aware of it to have gotten any utility from it?

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Originally posted by bilmore
Spasibo, dear. Speak bitterness with precision.

I apologize for transliterating the thingy that is a long "e" sound (like FEEEEEEET) and that looks like a backwards N as "e" rather than "i." I should have done it with the dictionary thingies but I didn't know how to get the line over me "e."

ETA that apparently you are drunk, because a rightways-forward "e" is not a schwa or however you spell that. And I'm guessing, what, your wife stopped putting out a couple years ago and you became an embittered right-of-ashcroft humorless bastard? Or there was a kayaking accident in which you whacked your head?


(pre-edit) Petty much? Fuck you. (back to edited part) I'm out.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I never called him a pedophile. I called him a hypocritical lech.

Bullshit. I've never thought of you as a liar, for good reason. Don't change just for me.

For a while I mourned your loss of any sense of perspective or humor. You went beyond. At least a year ago. I am curious how I wasted the pity -- wouldn't I have had to be aware of it to have gotten any utility from it?

I've been what I am since time immemorial. You just finally read a different board and figured it out. The utility has to come from realizing that what was, is, and was.

Even Slave is gonna be confused by that one. RB is gonna shit. I bet she bans me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
Bullshit. I've never thought of you as a liar, for good reason. Don't change just for me.

Even Slave is gonna be confused by that one. RB is gonna shit. I bet she bans me.

Since when has RB been here.

I was commenting on his issue with his kid wearing a micro-mini, which is a very adult thing to do. It's a way of looking like an adult. Like a sexually mature, desirable woman, which most adolescent girls want to do. Sexually mature, desireable women would not attract a pedophile. So fuck you.

I admit that people characterized what I was saying as pedophilia and I didn't bother to correct them for a while, but that's different.

Apparenlty I'm not out.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
My Point of View:

Once you publicly acknowledge that you have someone on ignore, you have violated all precepts of "ignore". (TM, PP, listening?)

"Ignore" is your own filter. Once you claim it as a badge, you are a weak little techno-nerd, unable to handle the crushing blows administered by your ignoree.

Well, that is if you actually name those you have on ignore. If you just claim to have a whole bunch of people on ignore without actually naming them, I am pretty sure (but I could be wrong) that it makes you cool. But I could be wrong.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
ETA that apparently you are drunk, because a rightways-forward "e" is not a schwa or however you spell that. And I'm guessing, what, your wife stopped putting out a couple years ago and you became an embittered right-of-ashcroft humorless bastard? Or there was a kayaking accident in which you whacked your head?

A. Sober. Sorry. Wish now I wasn't. Give me three hours. Lowenbrau and a kayak - heaven.

B. I don't know (really) what I ever did to piss you off so much, but I apologize, whatever it was. We used to be fine. Now, not so much. Was it just the realization that I wasn't going to vote like you? Is that your dividing line between like and hate? Seems shallow. I haven't changed.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
A. Sober. Sorry. Wish now I wasn't. Give me three hours. Lowenbrau and a kayak - heaven.

B. I don't know (really) what I ever did to piss you off so much, but I apologize, whatever it was. We used to be fine. Now, not so much. Was it just the realization that I wasn't going to vote like you? Is that your dividing line between like and hate? Seems shallow. I haven't changed.

Sweetie, babe, I really honestly used to like you quite a bit. You really honestly in my perception have changed radically, and it's not just a politics thing. In my perception, you are way, WAY different on here too. Like anyone on the planet, I can't say that my perception of someone's personality is definitive fact. However, and I honestly do not mean this as an "I was IMing and I'm all insider aren't I cool" thing, but it seemed radical enough, and was upsetting enough to me, for me to ask a few other people and they seemed to have on the whole agreed, though I don't think it was unanimous. But for all I know, there is a whole contingent of people who perceive that recently (how recently? dunno) I have become queen (or princess, or regent) asshole.

I regret that we are no longer simpatico because I really did used to like you. But I got used to it a while ago.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I regret that we are no longer simpatico because I really did used to like you. But I got used to it a while ago.

It's too bad. I went through some shit and changed, and so did you, too, and now we're both assholes. 'Cuz, your posts define you. Especially without explanation.

Or not.