Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 18

Hank Chinaski · 03-30-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I agree. Where are slave and paigow?

You know both- why not sneak a GPS transmitter into their drawers?

ltl/fb · 03-30-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am not familiar with this -- am I? Does she have suavey hair and great TITS!!!!!?

There you are. Her hair and TITS were not described. She was discussing bondage with some guy while jogging.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-30-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You know both- why not sneak a GPS transmitter into their drawers?

Hank, you're avoiding the subject once again.

Fringie is looking for some Hank Shanks. We need you to do this for the good of the board.

ABBAKiss · 03-30-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There you are. Her hair and TITS were not described. She was discussing bondage with some guy while jogging.

Then yes -- it is me. Why?

ltl/fb · 03-30-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Hank, you're avoiding the subject once again.

Fringie is looking for some Hank Shanks. We need you to do this for the good of the board.

Your majesty, I believe "'sneak' a 'GPS transmitter' into 'their drawers'" was a series of euphemisms.

ABBA, how are the pink lacies doing? Is today a commando day?

ABBAKiss · 03-30-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your majesty, I believe "'sneak' a 'GPS transmitter' into 'their drawers'" was a series of euphemisms.

ABBA, how are the pink lacies doing? Is today a commando day?

It IS in fact a commando Wednesday!!!!! My commando boy is out of the country (and has been for almost a month!!!!) but he returns Monday. I am preparing for multiple depositions upon his return and will give you an update re the pink lacies then.

ltl/fb · 03-30-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It IS in fact a commando Wednesday!!!!! My commando boy is out of the country (and has been for almost a month!!!!) but he returns Monday. I am preparing for multiple depositions upon his return and will give you an update re the pink lacies then.

Hm. So have you been going without for the month, or filling in with substitutes?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 03-30-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It IS in fact a commando Wednesday!!!!! My commando boy is out of the country (and has been for almost a month!!!!) but he returns Monday. I am preparing for multiple depositions upon his return and will give you an update re the pink lacies then.

If he's off "climbing Mt. Everest," Sunny's gonna be mighty suspicious. He didn't ask you to hold on to any lunchboxes before he left, did he?

ABBAKiss · 03-30-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hm. So have you been going without for the month, or filling in with substitutes?

Substitutes. Only twice though (two different people). TWICE. IN A WHOLE MONTH. WOW. Am I settling down?

ABBAKiss · 03-30-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If he's off "climbing Mt. Everest," Sunny's gonna be mighty suspicious. He didn't ask you to hold on to any lunchboxes before he left, did he?

I have a difficult time envisioning an individual who would be interested in a relationship with both Sunny and me. But no, he only asked me to hold on to the candy underpants I ordered off the internet until his return and to "be good" while he is gone.

ltl/fb · 03-30-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Substitutes. Only twice though (two different people). TWICE. IN A WHOLE MONTH. WOW. Am I settling down?

I suggest you get yourself to a bar (or phone, or email, or whatever) and set about rectifying this horrible situation. IMMEDIATELY.

ETA what does "be good" mean?

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-30-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Look, I'm in a rut. It happens from time to time. No need to draw attention to it. Damnit.

I can sympathize. But don't give up - just when you think that the world is full of dorks and there is no way you could be attracted to anyone, help will appear. I think you have to get to that lowest of the low point first though. It's a long road, strewn with hot pink vibrators and attachments (in my case - yours may be a different color). Sorry you are going through it.

dtb · 03-30-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He only asked me to hold on to the candy underpants I ordered off the internet until his return and to "be good" while he is gone.

So, were you? Any specific feedback?

Which reminds me, did you know that "feedback" is the only word in English that has letters a-f in it? I know. You're welcome.

ABBAKiss · 03-30-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I suggest you get yourself to a bar (or phone, or email, or whatever) and set about rectifying this horrible situation. IMMEDIATELY.

ETA what does "be good" mean?

He knows I am "good" and does not want me to be "good" with other people in his absence. So "be good" means "I know we just started dating but if you would kindly not fuck anyone else even though I will be cavorting about for a month I would appreciate it." All of a sudden I am concerned: what if he is not being good!!!!!!!!! Goose! Gander! NOT THE SAME!!!!!

ltl/fb · 03-30-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He knows I am "good" and does not want me to be "good" with other people in his absence. So "be good" means "I know we just started dating but if you would kindly not fuck anyone else even though I will be cavorting about for a month I would appreciate it." All of a sudden I am concerned: what if he is not being good!!!!!!!!! Goose! Gander! NOT THE SAME!!!!!

I am confused. Are you saying that though you have been having some extracurricular fun, you don't want him to have any? Or are you saying that you figure he is, so you can?

Did you at least save him the candy panties?