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11-30-2005, 01:35 PM
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#256
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by Gattigap
That's right, Darlin'. Say hi to the 6-foot Elmo outside Mann's for me. I'm walkin' down the hill to hang out at the 19th Green, stare out at the ocean, and wait for some overbred 24 year old Apprentice salesman behind the bar to hawk the virtues of -- wait for it -- Trump Super Premium Vodka.
- J. Patrick Kenny, CEO of Drinks Americas explains, “In our view, the Trump name is one of the most recognizable and valuable global trademarks in existence today, synonymous with the very best of class. Our agreement is to search the world and work to develop the very best super premium vodka, and then to deliver that product to consumers in packaging and style worthy of the Trump trademark.” Donald Trump commented, “Trump Super Premium Vodka is a big idea. Drinks Americas’ management team understands our vision for the Trump trademark. The Premium Vodka category is where the very best of fashionable spirits brands compete. That is the place for the Trump brand. By the summer of ’06, I fully expect the most called for cocktail in America to be the “T&T” or the “Trump and Tonic”.”
"Super Premium." So somewhere deep inside the bowels of Trump International, Wile E. Coyote is the branding executive. Who knew?
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Piss.
I buy a bottle of vodka every week, and have pretty much run thru the selections available at the premium liquor store in town. So far, I haven't found any that tastes better than good old 20 dollar Ketel One. I don't think you can get anything better.
The most overrated I've had are Grey Goose (got that rubbing alcohol smell to it) and Belvedere (just not good).
Most interesting is Ciroc. Its got a somewhat funky aftertaste, but I like it.
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11-30-2005, 01:36 PM
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#257
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Just Because
It's quiet today and this seems to belong here:
From Overheard in New York:
Suit on cell: The only moist rainforest left is between her legs.
--28th & 5th
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11-30-2005, 01:37 PM
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#258
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A kid'll eat ivy too.
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Wouldn't you?
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11-30-2005, 01:39 PM
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#259
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Piss.
I buy a bottle of vodka every week, and have pretty much run thru the selections available at the premium liquor store in town. So far, I haven't found any that tastes better than good old 20 dollar Ketel One. I don't think you can get anything better.
The most overrated I've had are Grey Goose (got that rubbing alcohol smell to it) and Belvedere (just not good).
Most interesting is Ciroc. Its got a somewhat funky aftertaste, but I like it.
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Is there anything wrong with Stoli? No one drinks it anymore. I still like it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-30-2005, 01:39 PM
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Was this #1 on your birthday?
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Nope. They didn't have music when I was born. We just pounded on dead peoples' skulls with sticks and grunted "inna-gadda da vita."
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11-30-2005, 01:41 PM
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#261
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Just Because
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
It's quiet today and this seems to belong here:
From Overheard in New York:
Suit on cell: The only moist rainforest left is between her legs.
--28th & 5th
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Is that a compliment or an insult? |
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11-30-2005, 01:43 PM
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#262
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Just Because
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that a compliment or an insult?
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moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist MOIST!
Is "moist" more disliked than "cunt"?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-30-2005, 01:43 PM
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#263
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there anything wrong with Stoli? No one drinks it anymore. I still like it.
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I love the Stoli. I prefer the Stoli Crystal, just because it seems smoother, but there's nothing wrong - and everything right - about standard gool ole Stoli. Its the Heineken of vodka.
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11-30-2005, 01:43 PM
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Just Because
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist MOIST!
Is "moist" more disliked than "cunt"?
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I have no issue with "moist." |
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11-30-2005, 01:44 PM
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#265
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dammit
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Don't tell anyone, but I heard that paigow and Slave once had sex. I think they want to keep that sort of quiet.
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<sniff> I miss them. <sniff>
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11-30-2005, 01:44 PM
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Troubling inconsistancies
You all know that I am as much a grammar and word usage Timmy as the next guy. That's why I was so troubled by what I just saw on a lunchtime run. I had to use the restroom so I stepped into a KFC.
On the outer restroom door was a sign saying how it is their goal to make sure the facility is "clean." I thought nothing of it until later- washing my hands I saw a sign ordering employees to:
wash and sanitize their hands.
The dual word usage troubles me. Shouldn't the door have said
"a sanitary facility?" " The instruction for the employee "sanitizing" process was only to apply some soap to the hands and tthen scrub a little. Shouldn't the public be able to expect the toilet to receive the same treatment?
It seems to me that they should change the sign on the door to read "you won't SEE anything too disgusting, but make sure your shots are up to date before entering."
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-30-2005 at 01:49 PM..
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11-30-2005, 01:45 PM
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#267
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The Apprentice LA
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love the Stoli. I prefer the Stoli Crystal, just because it seems smoother, but there's nothing wrong - and everything right - about standard gool ole Stoli. Its the Heineken of vodka.
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Can it be the Sam Adams of Vodka? I'd rather drink PBR than Heineken. Actually, PBR isn't all that bad...
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11-30-2005, 01:45 PM
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#268
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Nope. They didn't have music when I was born. We just pounded on dead peoples' skulls with sticks and grunted "inna-gadda da vita."
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Whiff, with an inexcusable cultural reference misspelling.
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11-30-2005, 01:46 PM
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#269
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Reading Comprehension
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you need an understudy?
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Hank, she said the guy was cute and funny. DO you really need to publicly embarrass yourself this way?
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11-30-2005, 01:48 PM
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#270
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The Apprentice LA
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can it be the Sam Adams of Vodka? I'd rather drink PBR than Heineken. Actually, PBR isn't all that bad...
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No. No it can't. Sam Adams is overrated. And its too sharp to drink in large amounts. If I want to have a solid beer, its Anchor Steam.
BUT, I do like the Sam Adams cranberry beer. Helps with my chronic urinary tract infections.
I prefer Sam Smith.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 11-30-2005 at 01:56 PM..
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