Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm not sure I follow the humor that has been dominating today. Do people think NFH is a guy?

You win more pie!

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was on a Snap-On-Tools calendar in 1988.

I'm having a deja vu moment, like I may have posted this before. Anyway, it's worth repeating.


edited to note that I also have a very Pretty internet girlfriend. You are all very jealous of me.

Nice.



So, who is going to buy it?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
i'm not sure that's the attitude i'm looking for in an internet girlfriend. Pretty or not.

Time spent on cake vs. brownies is time taken away from the noir.

At least in theory.

Paigow, sebby -- six, half-dozen. Drug-addled rants.

[Adder]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Paigow. If we are keeping track.

You may not want to admit that. It undermines the credibility of your internet identity.

[Adder]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm not sure I follow the humor that has been dominating today. Do people think NFH is a guy?

At least one of us has no idea about NFH's gender. Although he feels as though somewhere in the recesses of his memory, he should know one way or the other.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude. You're harsh.



eta - I was trying to make this my avatar the other day, but got sidetracked with stupid shit. If I could trade bodies (and jobs) I would definitely change the hair, but little else. She and I are about the same size, but I wear a smaller shoe.

I've seen too many face shots where she just didn't make the cut. She's got a decent body in general. But she's no NCS.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You know that's a bogus standard. Sure, in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. But unfortunately for Danica (and even more so for the other racing chicks) they're not living in the land of the blind.

As for the FHM pic--sure, she's got a decent body and face, and tight-fitting clothes and a suggestive pose distract from the shortcomings. But would she be there other than she can drive a car fast, reasonably well? It's like the athletes in the SI swimsuit edition. They pick the most attractive ones, but still, they're not super hot.

Except for Amy Acuff. She fine.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Except for Amy Acuff. She fine.

Several male swimmers are also very hot. And I think there is a female swimmer who is hot - Amanda Beard? Is that who I am thinking of?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Nice.



So, who is going to buy it?

Meh. The pages are probably stuck together.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Several male swimmers are also very hot. And I think there is a female swimmer who is hot - Amanda Beard? Is that who I am thinking of?

Is Amanda Beard's someone's real name? Because it sounds like someone Bart Simpson would ask for when crank-calling Moe's.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Several male swimmers are also very hot. And I think there is a female swimmer who is hot - Amanda Beard? Is that who I am thinking of?

You could be thinking of Amy Acuff. She's a swimmer and she fine.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You could be thinking of Amy Acuff. She's a swimmer and she fine.

Amy Acuff is a high-jumper. But I agree. she is fine. Kind of skinny though.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Except for Amy Acuff. She fine.

You. Are. So. Street.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Several male swimmers are also very hot. And I think there is a female swimmer who is hot - Amanda Beard? Is that who I am thinking of?

She is hot, although I don't know if you're thinking of her. (and I don't know if I'm thinking of her when I say "except for the teeth").

And, congrats on the ebay compliment of "The models are very beautiful girls."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm not sure I follow the humor that has been dominating today. Do people think NFH is a guy?

That's because it's not humor. It's something that Flinty started and Hank ran with it (because he doesn't have an original thought - see Gilligan, Guernica) and even Atticus jumped on-board at one point (where is he?) It wasn't ever funny, but some people just can't let go.