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05-24-2004, 12:58 PM
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#2686
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why, when you perform a search and click on a case and realize that it's not relevant, does Westlaw take you back to the TOP of the list of cases when you click the "back" button? Fuck, I want to go back to the number of the case I just clicked on so I can skim the subsequent case. Fuckers. Why, Bilmore, why?
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Remember that guy in the library you were ridiculing? The one with the plaid shirt that you made so much fun of?
He was your IT guy. You are forever fucked. |
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05-24-2004, 12:59 PM
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#2687
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by bilmore
Remember that guy in the library you were ridiculing? The one with the plaid shirt that you made so much fun of?
He was your IT guy. You are forever fucked.
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He's great. I would never ridicule him. I only ridicule fat secretaries.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-24-2004, 12:59 PM
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#2688
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Grappa is wonderful as an after dinner brandy. You don't want 3 or 4 of them though. Stay away from "flavored" grappa. One thing that makes grappa drinking challenging or intriguing, depending, is that it doesn't seem like any of it arrives in large quantities. So at my local liqour store they have different grappas almost everytime I happen to look. It makes it tough to develop a favorite, but also promises variety.
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It's important to have tried several varieties of turpentine so that you know which one gets you the drunkest without actually blinding you, too. |
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05-24-2004, 01:00 PM
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#2689
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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NHL playoff haiku, special Sunday edition
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
But not as good as the peach pop-tarts for sale at Frog Hollow Farm's booth at the Ferry Building in SF. Guaranteed better than any pop-tart you've ever had, and well worth the $4.
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No way it's better. I didn't hear anything about chocolate in the peach pop-tart. |
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05-24-2004, 01:00 PM
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#2690
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Shiraz is the sudden flavor of the moment. For the past year, people have brought me bottles of the stuff when we have guests over and people chatter about which shiraz is the best (BTW, there are some really good shiraz/cabernet combinations - I highly suggest trying them). Two years ago, no one even knew the stuff existed. Its like Chilean Sea Bass. Everybody has a hard on for it at the moment. Give it two years and something else will pop up and take its place.
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Why don't we all start calling shiraz "Patagonian toothfish wine", and it will go away even quicker.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-24-2004, 01:00 PM
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#2691
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by bilmore
It's important to have tried several varieties of turpentine so that you know which one gets you the drunkest without actually blinding you, too.
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everything Italian is fucked up, right. Racist. |
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05-24-2004, 01:01 PM
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#2692
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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I fucking hate Westlaw
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why, when you perform a search and click on a case and realize that it's not relevant, does Westlaw take you back to the TOP of the list of cases when you click the "back" button? Fuck, I want to go back to the number of the case I just clicked on so I can skim the subsequent case. Fuckers. Why, Bilmore, why?
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It must be because you are a bad person. This doesn't happen for me. But then again, I might get special perks because I fucked John Stamos. Yeahbitch. |
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05-24-2004, 01:02 PM
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#2693
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's great. I would never ridicule him. I only ridicule fat secretaries.
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He lost a lot of weight and finished his degree at night school. |
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05-24-2004, 01:03 PM
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#2694
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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NHL playoff haiku, special Sunday edition
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No way it's better. I didn't hear anything about chocolate in the peach pop-tart.
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Guaranteed. But if it's chocolate you want, there are other places to go in the Ferry Building.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-24-2004, 01:04 PM
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#2695
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Guest
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Only if you want to.
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MR,
When the rude fats come over, does your wife have to cover her ass or does she not care who is dining? |
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05-24-2004, 01:06 PM
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#2696
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Words to ban from the FB
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Beeg, beeg flowerpleaser.
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beeg
____pleaser
hot
indeed
carry
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ironic |
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05-24-2004, 01:06 PM
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#2697
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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NHL playoff haiku, special Sunday edition
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Guaranteed. But if it's chocolate you want, there are other places to go in the Ferry Building.
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did you recently start working for the tourism department? |
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05-24-2004, 01:06 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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NHL playoff haiku, special Sunday edition
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why did you preface your statement with "No offense"? Although I doubt that Not Bob is going to be outraged, it is hard for me to see the non-offending aspect of the statement that someone's posts are boring.
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The rule of thumb is, whatever follows the words "No offense" is always offensive. |
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05-24-2004, 01:07 PM
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#2699
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Words to ban from the FB
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
beeg
____pleaser
hot
indeed
carry
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Ironically, this made me really really hot. maybe it is because I did not take the beeg SSRI this morning. Carry on. |
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05-24-2004, 01:07 PM
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#2700
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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I fucking hate Westlaw
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why, when you perform a search and click on a case and realize that it's not relevant, does Westlaw take you back to the TOP of the list of cases when you click the "back" button? Fuck, I want to go back to the number of the case I just clicked on so I can skim the subsequent case. Fuckers. Why, Bilmore, why?
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