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12-19-2003, 01:44 PM
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#2701
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Being Outright Rude
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Are you sure you did?
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Yes, and from the looks of it I apparently forgot my clown shoes...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-19-2003, 01:46 PM
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#2702
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Flirting on the Job
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
To me, flirting is kind of a tone of voice thing, and a being nicer or more effusive than the situation actually demands -- not in a sincere way.
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Hell, by your definition, I guess I flirt all the time -- everywhere.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-19-2003, 01:47 PM
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#2703
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Flirting on the Job
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You got nuhting. You hear me? NUHting. You don't got the bookkeeper. You got nuuuuhting.
TM
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Hilarious. Just recently used two lines from that movie with colleagues after a run-in with a particularly uncooperative bureaucratic police officer on a case...
"You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge..."
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12-19-2003, 01:47 PM
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#2704
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The berry patch
Posts: 8
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More Gifts
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A gray hair just gave me a holiday bag of cashews. Last year it was pistachios. What's with the nutsacks? Is he flirting with me?
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Purely symbolic statement about the future of your genitalia.
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Old and in the way?
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12-19-2003, 01:53 PM
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#2705
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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More Gifts
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Originally posted by Grey Pubes
Purely symbolic statement about the future of your genitalia.
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This is a sock acting like a Penske sock, since we all know that spelling "grey" with an "e" clearly shows that it's Penske, except that Penske would never do something so obvious.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-19-2003, 01:55 PM
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#2706
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Being Outright Rude
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Telephone solicitors and people who cut me off / annoy me when I'm driving.
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People who take one item to the register in "convenience" stores, which is then subsequently rung into the register by the clerk, thus guaranteeing that the minimum wage high-school dropout and/or illegal immigrant will be unable to reverse the transaction. Then they walk off to continue their shopping.
These are the same people who dictate from a list of 200 combinations of lottery numbers written on a smudged bar napkin, rather than filling out a fucking bet card.
I'm rude to those assholes. Otherwise, I'm really a lovely person. Really.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-19-2003, 02:02 PM
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#2707
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Flame Friday
I just want to say Happy Holidays to all of you, and may your coming year be filled with joy.
Peace!
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A wee dram a day!
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12-19-2003, 02:07 PM
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#2708
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Flame Friday
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I just want to say Happy Holidays to all of you, and may your coming year be filled with joy.
Peace!
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Fuck you, too.
(And the reindeer you rode in on.)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-19-2003, 02:09 PM
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#2709
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Being Outright Rude
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Anyone else outright rude at times and powerless to stop it?
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Yes. but usually they deserve it. Or they are just getting on my nerves. They deserve it then too. |
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12-19-2003, 02:11 PM
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#2710
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Flirting on the Job
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You disgust me.
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And your failure to barely conceal that fact makes it clear to me that you're not flirting.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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12-19-2003, 02:12 PM
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#2711
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Flirting on the Job
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Anybody else picking up the Sam/Diane vibe here? For Chrissakes, get a room you two!
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What, and ruin our shot at another season on the air? What are you, meshuggeneh?!?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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12-19-2003, 02:21 PM
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#2712
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Flame Friday
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Fuck you, too.
(And the reindeer you rode in on.)
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That's the last time I flirt with you.
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A wee dram a day!
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12-19-2003, 02:22 PM
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#2713
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Flirting on the Job
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Originally posted by taxwonk
What are you, meshuggeneh?!?
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Now that I know what that means, yes. Yes I am.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-19-2003, 02:23 PM
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#2714
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Being Outright Rude
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have no tolerance for cab driver error and I am completely powerless to stop myself from letting them know that I won't let them fuck me over and let me the fuck out now and you wanna tip well here's your tip you effing prick go fuck yourself.
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Random question. Are you using "effing" because you don't want to use the swear word?
And if you did, then why did you use the swear word?
Is this because you're hungover?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-19-2003, 02:24 PM
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#2715
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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More Gifts
Quote:
Originally posted by Grey Pubes
Purely symbolic statement about the future of your genitalia.
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Har de har har.
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