Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by RealityBites
7997 posts?!?!

Damn.

Damn? That's nothing.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
her boyfriend has skulls on his shirt. if nfh was on her game she would have said something like "I guess he really likes skeletons."

I totally understand why Nicole has an eating disorder. Remember when The Simple Life started and she was trying to kick heroin and everyone was saying to themselves "Really? Heroin? She seems a bit heavy to have much of a heroin habit." She must have heard that. Maybe she read it here even. My God - I think I might have caused Nicole Ritchie's anorexia! From now on, only sunshine and smiley emoticons from me. NotBob will love me! (but he won't mention it to me for fear his wife reads lawtalkers on the sly).

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by dtb
wasn't jruss v. paigow from infirmation?

Hmmmm. This kind of temporal slip could lead a cynic to contemplate the possibility we're dealing with a sock. Could it be?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by RealityBites
I've been posting on another board (not legally related) and found that those people are boring. You can't say anything with a hint of sarcasm, or people get all hot and bothered. Everyone tries to be so nice... it sucks.

Did I miss anything over here?

I got thin.

[creamy_ass_face]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Now I know you're kidding. 2590 sock registrations, yes. But less than fifty regular posters. Most of them have been here for many years--the bitter dregs left at the bottom of the cup after everything else evaporates.

CDF

And then some leave for years and return to laugh at you from the safety of their exit, hovering rightly above the dregs, and reaching down and re-stirring the shit. You were better than your fate Chevy. Even Pl8d got out before he sunk that low.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Now I know you're kidding. 2590 sock registrations, yes. But less than fifty regular posters. Most of them have been here for many years--the bitter dregs left at the bottom of the cup after everything else evaporates.

Of the current posters, I guess Hank qualifies as new post-infirmation blood. Not many others, though.

CDF

Ahem.

By the way, I note that there is no wikipedia entry for lawtalkers. What are we gonna do about that?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
From now on, only sunshine and smiley emoticons from me. NotBob will love me!

That is the whole Torah; the rest is commentary. Go and study it!

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I got thin.

Eating a thin person doesn't count. Or else I'd be saying, I got Wonk's wife.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by RealityBites
I've been posting on another board (not legally related) and found that those people are boring. You can't say anything with a hint of sarcasm, or people get all hot and bothered. Everyone tries to be so nice... it sucks.

Did I miss anything over here?

Are you still a fat, on the internets? Fringey has kidna taken over that angle in your absence.

Say "Hi" to Prima for me!

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by c2ed
Wow. Way to make a girl feel the need to go get some botox.

I'll contemplate that as I go enjoy a refreshing mojito.

I wasn't talking about you. I didn't even know you were still around these parts.

CDF

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by creamy_ass_face
And then some leave for years and return to laugh at you from the safety of their exit, hovering rightly above the dregs, and reaching down and re-stirring the shit. You were better than your fate Chevy. Even Pl8d got out before he sunk that low.

You mistake me. I count myself as part of the bitter dregs. And I was never better than my fate, although the last chapter of that book hasn't been written.

Too bad I don't have any song parodies or literature socks left in me.

CDF

ETA that you're right. If I now have the time to hang around here occasionally but I'm not posting anything worthwhile--and even I realize I'm not--I could be doing something useful instead. Maybe work on that novel I never finished. Thanks for the reality check (in all seriousness).

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think both people change. I know I have, and so has she. The relationship either has the elasticity to hold together during that evolution or it doesn't. I could kill her half the time, but there's no use trying to change her in any way other than how she naturally evolves as a person (which process is driven partly by me, so I guess you could say spouses do change each other).

I sometimes want the reckless crazy party girl I knew back. I used to think I'd go gently toward my 40s, but that's not in the cards. I like it. I mean, the kid's great, the house is nice, the money's fine... but there's something there driving my head in a very different direction at all times... a little self destructive bug I caught somewhere along the line. I think I need to do what Less is doing at some point. She'll let me, just so long as she has a palace and her friends around. maybe thats why I love her - we observe the 'personal space' thing. I couldn't take a needy person, and v/v.

"“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” Albert Einstein

Meet you in Argentina next year?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is it possible that this woman is thinner now?
And she is always photographed coming out of, or going into a restaurant.

I am going to try just once . . . why do you care? Moreover, why do you think we would care? Seriously, why? Because even the minimal effort it took for you to cut and paste the pic from wherever you got it is such a public admission (and indictment) of a vapid character that I find it hard to believe that someone with more than 16 years of school would commit it. Nevermind, I feel dirty and putrid for wasting my time even writing this.

LessinSantiagoDeCompostela

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by c2ed
He can always move to my neck of the woods (great biking! just sayin'...), where they are just discovering the mojito, and be hip forever.

My fave recent overheard quote:

"What's a mojito?"
"It's a cosmo with mint."

Too true. Too true.

Europe - where the mojito not only lives fully, but seems to be the only cocktail some bars make. I was in one place that had (I counted) 68 (17 stacks of 4 glasses) pre-made, pre-filled, and pre-pared glasses of mint and sugar. Just add liquid, but no ice, given that this is Europe. I almost pitied the bartenders who had to come in early to prep those, but then I remembered their important role in servicing the sheep (Hi NFH!).

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by LessinSF
"“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” Albert Einstein

Meet you in Argentina next year?

When are you and barely going to realize that you were made for each other? (Sorry, Fugee.) (And, uh, sorry, barely.)