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06-22-2005, 11:12 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You want something to read? Good, because I had the text of the Bible tattooed on my cock.
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06-22-2005, 11:23 PM
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#2792
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
As far as I am can tell, in my vast experience, Porsches are driven by men with little penises who are over-compensating. SUVs are driven by moms.
If all Porsches are driven by over-compensating, little-dicked men, and all SUVs are driven by moms, then no Porsche should be an SUV.
Fuck. It's like a bad LSAT question. I need a drink.
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I love you, even though you called me mom.
Porsche is what you buy when you'd like to have a Ferrari but lack the money. Its the everyman's sportscar. Nothing wrong with that, but people who drive them for sheer status ought to know that they're pretty fucking common.
But... then nobody drives them for status now, do they? Everybody I ask says he/she "really appreciates the magnificent engineering."
I think the fucking things look like low slung stylized AMC Pacers. Yeh, I know they're great cars. And if you gave me one, I'd drive it. But I'd sooner have my balls tatooed paisley than spend six figures on a fucking Porsche Turbo. If you make enough to spend $125K on such a car, yet can't afford a "real" exotic, you ought not to be buying the Turbo, you overstretched little dicked douchebag...
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06-22-2005, 11:27 PM
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#2793
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You want something to read? Good, because I had the text of the Bible tattooed on my cock.
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I only did Leviticus, so I'd know where God prohibits me from sticking it.
I owe some chick in San Diego fifteen chickens and fattened spring sow. That seems pretty recockulous for a fucking quickie.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-22-2005, 11:53 PM
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#2794
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Last Supper
It looks like it's about time for you to drop to your knees, clasp your hands together, look up to the heavens, and get yourself some religion. I hope you had a light dinner.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-23-2005, 12:01 AM
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#2795
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love you, even though you called me mom.
Porsche is what you buy when you'd like to have a Ferrari but lack the money. Its the everyman's sportscar. Nothing wrong with that, but people who drive them for sheer status ought to know that they're pretty fucking common.
But... then nobody drives them for status now, do they? Everybody I ask says he/she "really appreciates the magnificent engineering."
I think the fucking things look like low slung stylized AMC Pacers. Yeh, I know they're great cars. And if you gave me one, I'd drive it. But I'd sooner have my balls tatooed paisley than spend six figures on a fucking Porsche Turbo. If you make enough to spend $125K on such a car, yet can't afford a "real" exotic, you ought not to be buying the Turbo, you overstretched little dicked douchebag...
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Once again, you've proven why I love you.
The real issue came up once when I was dating a guy and he bought a porsche while I was dating him. I'd already thought he was a little dicked douchebag but that pretty much resolved it for me and I don't think I was ever able to sleep with him again once he bought the porsche. That was pretty much it for me.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-23-2005, 12:18 AM
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#2796
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Once again, you've proven why I love you.
The real issue came up once when I was dating a guy and he bought a porsche while I was dating him. I'd already thought he was a little dicked douchebag but that pretty much resolved it for me and I don't think I was ever able to sleep with him again once he bought the porsche. That was pretty much it for me.
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This is where you and I differ, Bunny. I kicked the last little-dicked douchebag I dated to the curb long before he ever bought a Porsche.
I still go to his spin class, though.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-23-2005, 12:20 AM
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#2797
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love you, even though you called me mom.
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What kind of SUV do you drive?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-23-2005, 12:29 AM
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#2798
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Last Straw
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is where you and I differ, Bunny. I kicked the last little-dicked douchebag I dated to the curb long before he ever bought a Porsche.
I still go to his spin class, though.
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What kind of Porsche do you drive?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-23-2005, 01:51 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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my favorite new cartoonist
Savage Chickens
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-23-2005, 01:55 AM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by Iron Steve
Which version?
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King Jimmy, of course.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-23-2005, 02:49 AM
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#2801
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You want something to read? Good, because I had the text of the Bible tattooed on my cock.
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You are so sexy when you get aggressive. Just like when Clark Kent switches to Superman, except a little gayer. Raar.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-23-2005, 04:10 AM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Call me a Mentor
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sebastian_dangerfield
I love you, even though you called me mom.
Porsche is what you buy when you'd like to have a Ferrari but lack the money. Its the everyman's sportscar. Nothing wrong with that, but people who drive them for sheer status ought to know that they're pretty fucking common.
But... then nobody drives them for status now, do they? Everybody I ask says he/she "really appreciates the magnificent engineering."
I think the fucking things look like low slung stylized AMC Pacers. Yeh, I know they're great cars. And if you gave me one, I'd drive it. But I'd sooner have my balls tatooed paisley than spend six figures on a fucking Porsche Turbo. If you make enough to spend $125K on such a car, yet can't afford a "real" exotic, you ought not to be buying the Turbo, you overstretched little dicked douchebag...
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If you want to do another Hunter rant, at least do us the common courtesy before you post of researching the prices of cars before you shoot the the 3 bourbons, the 2 lines, the double expresso and the Atavan. |
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06-23-2005, 09:08 AM
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#2803
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Last Straw
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is where you and I differ, Bunny. I kicked the last little-dicked douchebag I dated to the curb long before he ever bought a Porsche.
I still go to his spin class, though.
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And this is why I love the flower.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-23-2005, 09:32 AM
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#2804
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Call me a Mentor
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If you want to do another Hunter rant, at least do us the common courtesy before you post of researching the prices of cars before you shoot the the 3 bourbons, the 2 lines, the double expresso and the Atavan.
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Porsche Turbo - $131-141K.
I'd have won the fucking car if this were The Price is Right.
There are many real exotics under $200k (Bentley Continental, the new small Astin Martin, a few year old Ferrari).
The 911 is to middle aged men what the BMW 330 is to kids who get their first bonus check. "Look at me!" They're nice rides, don't get me wrong. And they perform magnificently and run forever. And if you buy a standard 911 just to have a fun convertible, I guess thats sensible. But all these old men I see driving their turbos around the Philly burbs crack me up. I mean, really, why? Other than compensating for lack of something else, of course...
My prime gripe with the car is its utter lack of creativity. Its the generic staus symbol for the Viagra chomping, hair plug wearing professional man on the go. If you feel the need to exhibit your fat wallet that badly, do it with some originality.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 06-23-2005 at 09:44 AM..
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06-23-2005, 09:36 AM
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#2805
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Call me a Mentor
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Porsche Turbo - $131-141K.
I'd have won the fucking car if this were The Price is Right.
There are many real exotics under $200k (Bentley Continental, the new small Astin Martin, a few year old Ferrari).
The 911 is to middle aged men what the BMW 330 is to kids who get their first bonus check. "Look at me!" They're nice rides, don't get me wrong. And they perform magnificently and run forever. And if you buy a standard 911 just to have a fun convertible, I guess thats sensible. But all these old men I see driving their turbos around the Philly burbs crack me up. I mean, really, why? Other than compensating for lack of something else, of course...
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Sebby, when I become a desparate spinster like Paigs and start looking for sperm donors...will you be kind enough to donate some spunk?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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