A frolic in Cambodia

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Someone got a little overzealous in a game of quarters, I see.

Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows you can't play quarters on a doily.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Slaughtering the partner's children in his office doesn't work because he wouldn't recognize his children.

For pure punishment, there's always gang rape by a group of trusted friends. But that may be difficult to arrange. Gang rape of a child/spouse with the disliked partner as a witness would probably work well too.

[dtb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
We're over it.

TM and I are already discussing next year's batting order.

Word.


(Except the part about talking about the batting order -- TM's not talking to me about it -- harumph.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
This is my favorite dream. Here is my farewell speech, verbatim:

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, fuck you, eat shit, call me, later dude."

You are my new soul mate!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are my new soul mate!

You have always been my favorite.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
POLL: If you won the lottery* tomorrow ($150 MM, after taxes) and didn't care about burning bridges or a fucked up reputation, how would you leave your firm (job, whatever) in a blaze of glory? I think about this shit all the time (sad, hunh?). Think of the legend you would be if you did something really good. Hell, I love it when a smarmy departure email goes around.

As I said, I think about it all the time, but the best I can come up with is taking a shit on a certain partner's desk in the middle of the day (I didn't even invent that). And if I ever win the lottery, I will post a photo of same here.

But someone here has to be more creative or evil than this.

TM


*Not the Spanish one

Very interesting question. At my old firm, a dump on the partner's desk would have been too good for that bitch. No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask?

However, at my present place (I almost wrote "palace") of employment, I have to say, a blaze-of-glory style exit would be totally (a) unnecessary and (b) unnoticed.

Make no mistake -- I would quit working, but my biggest dilemma would be whether or not to even bother calling in.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You have always been my favorite.

Hmph, and I thought you loved me.

I may have to assemble the goon squad.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
... the appeal of defecating on another person's desk. No matter how badly I wanted revenge on someone, I would never want to do that. Ever.

Is this a male thing?

I wouldn't want to shit on a desk, but I have heard of people doing it on other's beds after a hate fuck (and not just guys). But I would analogize it to the proverbial waiter/waitress pissing in a beer. Which I have done, so I can sort of relate.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I just think the reaction of the shittee would be so funny. I mean, if you've never seen a genuine expression of shock, you'd be assured of seeing one then (depending on which way you're facing). It's got to be the last possible thing anyone would expect. How would he even react? I'm not going to argue that my brain works right. It just strikes me as funny.

Come on. If this actually happened and the story circled the globe in an email and you knew the firm/partner/shitter/whatever, you wouldn't be amused?

TM

Wait a second. You're talking about taking a dump while someone watches?

Gross.

I was just thinking of leaving a note.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
This is my favorite dream. Here is my farewell speech, verbatim:

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, fuck you, eat shit, call me, later dude."

eta: first person to guess which movie this was based on gets a quarter.

Not the one you used in your last game of quarters, I hope.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmph, and I thought you loved me.

I may have to assemble the goon squad.

Baby, I do love you. You're just not my favorite favorite. But if you study hard and work on technique, I'm sure your ranking will rise.

Love,

Flinty

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have heard of people [shitting] on other's beds after a hate fuck.

Wow. Just, wow.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are my new soul mate!

[deep, sharp inhale indicating shock and dismay]

Well! I never!!

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second. You're talking about taking a dump while someone watches?

Gross.

I was just thinking of leaving a note.

I don't know if he was talking about taking a dump while the guy was at his desk. If he was, that is gross. I can see coming in after hours and dumping and leaving (except I'd dump in the pencil drawer or something) but I don't think I'd want to be dumping in front of people I dislike (it is kind of a vulnerable position).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
This is my favorite dream. Here is my farewell speech, verbatim:

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, fuck you, eat shit, call me, later dude."

eta: first person to guess which movie this was based on gets a quarter.

Half Baked.

Highly underrated!!

BOTD!