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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think you missed the double entendre. I'm sure she is D list. Or DD.

Wait, I thought he got it. Wouldn't the double entendre be the only reason to be insulted on Ms. Hewitt's behalf? What's wrong with a nice C?

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think you missed the double entendre. I'm sure she is D list. Or DD.

You know, that crossed my mind but there was some C mention so I figured there was not double entendre, just plain old fashioned bad judgment. Plus you can't even make a joking reference that questions her greatness without the potential beyotch slap threat.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wait, I thought he got it. Wouldn't the double entendre be the only reason to be insulted on Ms. Hewitt's behalf? What's wrong with a nice C?

What indeed. JLH doesn't make me angry. A God that would place such ginormous breasts on that tiny little frame is what really pisses me off. Was this baby jesus's doing or was it the big guy who made that blunder?

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
16 year olds? This is the UPSIDE, my friend.

I may have thought that, but figured the FBI was still following my posts.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Every time I've seen him I've walked away disappointed.

REK can phone it in sometimes, but when he's on there are few things better. I really like the single "For Love I Did It All" off his new record, so I'd be tempted to see him were I not going to be in France. Hard to knock the Lucinda Williams pick, though.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Lucinda over Robert Earl?

Keane over BT?

No Tegan and Sara? No Martin Sexton?

I have enjoyed the Walkmen but no effing way I see them over the Dirty Dozen Brass Band.

Drive-by-Truckers over Widespread is fine, but I've seen a lot of the former and havent seen the latter in years

I'd definitely see Bob Mould over the Decemberists

Definintely not Lucinda over Robert Earl. Lucinda never really deserved her reputation. Her music is bland, her lyrics are pretty trite, and her performances have been, on the whole, uninspired (in the sense of "wobbling-drunk and has to read her own lyrics off a stand next to her"). Robert Earl, on the other hand, is fun, tells stories, and seems like he's having a good time. And there's a decent chance that Lyle Lovett will drop by to join him for "The Front Porch Song."

Get up early Day One to catch Split Lip Rayfield: punk-bluegrass. The bass player's instrument is made from the gas tank of an old pickup truck.

She's actually favoring Oasis over Widespread, but I'd back you on the Panic. Unless you happen to fall into a hole and wind up back in 1998, in which case Oasis is the better bet.

I'd go see Dirty Dozen just because they're all homeless now and they deserve the support. (The fact that they put on a fun show doesn't even enter into it.) Ditto on Kermit Ruffins, but I know how you folks love your Wilco.

Blues Traveler? No way. You're heard one deedley-deedley-deedley harmonica solo, you've heard them all. Unless you fall in a hole and wind up back in 1988...

I'd like to back you on Bob Mould, but he's a long, long way from "Workbook," and even farther from the glory days of Husker Du. He should've stuck with writing storylines for the WWF.

ETA: my first STP. Yay!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
JET and Eisley need to be on the list. Having a bit of trouble with Wilco vs. Franz Ferdinand, Drive by Truckers vs. Bloc Party and Robert Randolph vs. Death Cab. I like Wilco, DBTs are great live and Death Cab will now be overrun with 16 year old girls, so those are the down sides to them. We have seen them all enough to not be too concerned.

The Death Cab issue was resolved by seeing them at Lollapalooza. Lots of 16 year old girls. If Franz Ferdinand were up against anyone else, they'd be non-negotiable, but Wilco will always beat them out.

Originally posted by Mr. Man
You know, that crossed my mind but there was some C mention so I figured there was not double entendre, just plain old fashioned bad judgment. Plus you can't even make a joking reference that questions her greatness without the potential beyotch slap threat.

Do you have the Ghost Whisperer season passed?

Good god is she homely. Do you still heart her with this face and a TITSless pic?

eta: Merde! I think she stole my wig!!!

[SlaveNoMore]

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Blues Traveler? No way. You're heard one deedley-deedley-deedley harmonica solo, you've heard them all. Unless you fall in a hole and wind up back in 1988...

I have a fondness for BT which dates back to about 1986, when I was seeing them in bars. That being said, you probably have a legitimate point

I'd like to back you on Bob Mould, but he's a long, long way from "Workbook," and even farther from the glory days of Husker Du. He should've stuck with writing storylines for the WWF.

I'm told that his recent disc is a return to the "Black Sheets" sound - so there is hope.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

I'm told that his recent disc is a return to the "Black Sheets" sound - so there is hope.

Mixed in, I'm told, with a dollap (or maybe it was a smidgen) of his recent techno infatuation. But I hear he's playing stuff from his entire catalogue live (including Husker Du and Sugar stuff), so I wouldn't miss it if I was there. It would be kinda weird seing Mould outdoors. Dude played crazy loud in clubs; I think I owe part of my hearing loss to Mould shows.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

eta: Merde! I think she stole my wig!!!

is this kind of comment, and Penske's newfound spelling/typo problem an attempt to create sock identity confusion?

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Death Cab issue was resolved by seeing them at Lollapalooza. Lots of 16 year old girls. If Franz Ferdinand were up against anyone else, they'd be non-negotiable, but Wilco will always beat them out.

Probably true, especially after that kick ass post-show at Stubb's last year.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you have the Ghost Whisperer season passed?

Good god is she homely. Do you still heart her with this face and a TITSless pic?

eta: Merde! I think she stole my wig!!!

At the risk of getting smacked by some individual, I will humbly answer "yes."

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is this kind of comment, and Penske's newfound spelling/typo problem an attempt to create sock identity confusion?

No, Penske and I are the wonder twins.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you have the Ghost Whisperer season passed?

Good god is she homely. Do you still heart her with this face and a TITSless pic?

eta: Merde! I think she stole my wig!!!

That is one horrible picture. I can't decide what part is the worst. Here are the options:

1. The awful make-up job. Whoever did this should be fired. Are they using my Bonnie Bell kit from 1982?

2. The bangs. I don't even care to elaborate here.

3. The fact that her neck in that photo is as long as her head. This does not help dispute the horsey face critics at all.

4. The visible collar bones. Somebody give the girl a slice of pizza. Stat.

5. The nose. Weird angle or something makes her nose look not good. Bulby?

I have seen JLH look good, but this photo does her no favors at all. The photographer must hate her almost as much as the EW photographer who put the all-in-white photo of Scarlett Johannsen on the cover hates her. I don't know how to spell SJ's name, but I'm not letting that stop me from posting this.



ETA: However, I am returning to edit in hyphens in the hope that they will please my dear dtb.