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10-24-2005, 04:39 PM
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#271
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I like this post and I will take this opportunity to again enforce that my name is pronounced AHHHHHbahkiss. Rhymes with open up and say aaaaahhhhhhbakiss. This pronunciation is far klassier than the short vowel sound.
Where are the applications to be my boyfriend? Seriously, it has been like 12 hours already and my inbox is not yet full.
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From here on out, please refer to me as "Terd Ferguson".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-24-2005, 04:42 PM
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#272
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I meant nothing hurts THE PENIS during sex.
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Referring to your penis in all-caps probably loses you as many women as it impresses, and I suspect you are losing the better-quality ones at that. I'd tone it down. |
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10-24-2005, 04:42 PM
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#273
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
yes. and fingernails.
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What exactly are you doing to my penis?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-24-2005, 04:43 PM
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#274
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Originally posted by bilmore
Referring to your penis in all-caps probably loses you as many women as it impresses, and I suspect you are losing the better-quality ones at that. I'd tone it down.
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False. Women love THE PENIS.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-24-2005, 04:44 PM
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#275
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Referring to your penis in all-caps probably loses you as many women as it impresses, and I suspect you are losing the better-quality ones at that. I'd tone it down.
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Yet Aaaaaaahbba's coinage of TITS! seems to have had no such effect.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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10-24-2005, 04:48 PM
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#276
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What about a shallow vagina and a woman who wants you to give it to her hard?
TM
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Sounds like a bending situation |
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10-24-2005, 04:52 PM
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#277
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
These posts are, without fail, always completely stupid.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your... BOO!...feelings. Please accept my apologies.
Is that more your speed?
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10-24-2005, 04:52 PM
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#278
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sounds like a bending situation
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I think you mean "folding". |
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10-24-2005, 04:56 PM
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#279
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What about a shallow vagina and a woman who wants you to give it to her hard?
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This sounds like the beginning of an Andrew Dice Clay joke.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-24-2005, 04:57 PM
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#280
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-24-2005, 04:58 PM
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#281
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World Ruler
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your...BOO!...feelings. Please accept my apologies.
Is that more your speed?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIYYYYYYYYGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I fall for it every time.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-24-2005, 04:58 PM
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#282
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Too Good For Post Numbers
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Yet Aaaaaaahbba's coinage of TITS! seems to have had no such effect.
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Didn't she just complain about the lack of boytoy applicants? |
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10-24-2005, 05:00 PM
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#283
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Southern charmer
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Originally posted by bilmore
Didn't she just complain about the lack of boytoy applicants?
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The invitation may stir the loins, and increase appreciation for her art, but sadly it can't change board demographics.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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10-24-2005, 05:11 PM
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#284
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
The invitation may stir the loins, and increase appreciation for her art, but sadly it can't change board demographics.
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Board demographics change from time to time. At least insofar as marital status goes.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-24-2005, 05:13 PM
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#285
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Board demographics change from time to time. At least insofar as marital status goes.
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I have only been pretending to be a lawyer. IRL I am 21 and graduating college next May. FWIW I am considering going to Law School.
I do have thin lips, but have been considering collagen injections.
edit- RT was that an announcement?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 10-24-2005 at 05:16 PM..
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