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05-24-2004, 04:17 PM
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#2836
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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PSA
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you want access to a website requiring name-and-address registration, try looking the site up at bugmenot.com, an online repository of donated logins and passwords.
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Best site ever. You get a gold star. Thanks.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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05-24-2004, 04:21 PM
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#2837
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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PSA
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Best site ever. You get a gold star. Thanks.
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Translation: Free porn! |
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05-24-2004, 04:23 PM
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#2838
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The Ring
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Originally posted by ironweed
I always got the impression the kid was abducted. When whatshername goes to talk to the local doctor (the one with the retarded son), the doctor says that the girl just "appeared" one day or something to that effect.
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Really?
I took that to mean that they had done something unspeakable (against the laws of nature) to get her prego. Now I'm going to have to watch it again.
I love that movie.
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05-24-2004, 04:24 PM
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#2839
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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cat name and word question
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I sincerely hope that you're NOT kidding about this.
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I call him sebby for short.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-24-2004, 04:25 PM
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#2840
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by bilmore
He's noticably taller than me.
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You ain't sayin' much.
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05-24-2004, 04:27 PM
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#2841
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Westlaw hate fuck
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think he's really 6'4". Men well over 6' display a confidence, a certain way of listening and watching the world around, them that is palpable. While he is certainly very witty, and urbane, he does lack this one relatively unimportant trait.
So I don't think he's 6'4". Not to say he isn't 7" shorter than T.
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Your fro has a mullet.
On that note, I begin the list of things that are no longer funny to make fun of b/c everybody and their mothers has been pointing it out for years and it's obvious and redundant if spoken:
(1) mullets
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 05-24-2004 at 04:35 PM..
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05-24-2004, 04:29 PM
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#2842
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You ain't sayin' much.
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Well, yeah, that was sorta the point. I'm a hobbit. |
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05-24-2004, 04:31 PM
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#2843
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're fro has a mullet.
On that note, I begin the list of things that are no longer funny to make fun of b/c everybody and their mothers has been pointing it out for years and it's obvious and redundant if spoken:
(1) mullets
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(2) grammar |
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05-24-2004, 04:31 PM
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#2844
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Westlaw hate fuck
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think he's really 6'4". Men well over 6' display a confidence, a certain way of listening and watching the world around, them that is palpable. While he is certainly very witty, and urbane, he does lack this one relatively unimportant trait.
So I don't think he's 6'4". Not to say he isn't 7" shorter than T.
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I read that people sometimes lie on the internet. But, I read that on the internet.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-24-2004, 04:31 PM
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#2845
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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The Ring
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ThurgreedMarshall
Really?
I took that to mean that they had done something unspeakable (against the laws of nature) to get her prego. Now I'm going to have to watch it again.
I love that movie.
TM
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In the Japanese original, they make it clear that the "child appears one day from the sea" - so the implication is that she is demonic. |
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05-24-2004, 04:33 PM
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#2846
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Westlaw hate fuck
quote:
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're fro has a mullet.
On that note, I begin the list of things that are no longer funny to make fun of b/c everybody and their mothers has been pointing it out for years and it's obvious and redundant if spoken:
(1) mullets
(2) grammar
(3) Mojitos
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-24-2004, 04:35 PM
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#2847
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(2) grammar
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Goddamnit.
That's pretty funny. That's a typo on my part...I hope.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-24-2004, 04:36 PM
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#2848
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Westlaw hate fuck
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(2) grammar
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(4) Airbrushed women
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-24-2004, 04:38 PM
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#2849
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Guest
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The Ring
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Really?
TM
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Indubitably.
And the kid from that movie and Haley Joel Donny Osmond should get together for a creep-off. Competitions would include The Ominous Whisper, the Bloody Nostril Trickle, Drawing Scary Pictures and SittingUpInBedReallyFast, Thinking It Was Just A Dream But -- Oh Shit! -- The Nightmare Isn't Over Yet. |
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05-24-2004, 04:40 PM
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#2850
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear taxwonk, J.D., Esq.,
Good call on the martini. Like the margarita, it is timeless. But I urge you not to indulge those for whom even the slightest hint of vermouth thoroughly emasculates both the martini and its drinker. Although Churchill could get away with this silly bravado, I hope that you enjoy a more traditional recipe.
I remain,
Your humble and obedient servant,
The Flower
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Friend Flower,
Of course, I maintain the most traditional of stances where the martini is concerned. I have been known more than once to have sent back a glass of gin. The proper ratio of 4 parts gin to one part vermouth must be defended at all costs.
I will defend it on the beaches. I will defend it in the air. I will..... Well, you get the picture.
Yours in mixology,
T. Wonk
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