Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 191

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-23-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You don't really understand what self-weaning means, do you?

Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of it. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that birth thing, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I think it would scare dogs off a meat wagon. If dogs could read. The internet. On a meat wagon.

But, do they wear french cuffs? barrel cuffs? and finished buttons or the faux buttons???

Enquiring minds need to know.

robustpuppy · 08-23-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
But, do they wear french cuffs? barrel cuffs? and finished buttons or the faux buttons???

Enquiring minds need to know.

This will never get old.

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of that. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that pregnancy, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...

She should try to tolerate/humor your fetishes.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-23-2006, 03:44 PM

Penske forever
Wiggum never

This has been going on in my head for a very long time now. Days. Weeks. Someone make it stop. please.

bold_n_brazen · 08-23-2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of that. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that pregnancy, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...

Um, eww.

And I say this as someone who has been accused of strange predilictions.

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This will never get old.

It is kinda funny man. the threads and all no pun intended.

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is kinda funny man. the threads and all no pun intended.

And besides, say what you will about my self esteem and all, but I think I've taken it on the chin pretty well. and in the shorts with no lube. fucker. heh.

Spanky · 08-23-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
If you like history, this is one of the best books I've ever read:

It's beautifully written, relies heavily on primary documents, and gave me tremendous insight into what an incredible person Elizabeth was.

I just rented HBO's movie Elizabeth I. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from a Barbara Cartland novel. It really sucked. The series on Masterpiece theater was much better.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 08-23-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of it. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that birth thing, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...

You should write to Dan Savage. Savage Love has been pretty dull lately; I think you could liven it up.

ltl/fb · 08-23-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't think you're too skinny at all.

Skinny isn't the problem. The large-group field trips to strip clubs is the problem.

pony_trekker · 08-23-2006, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.

Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.

You won. They now make shirts for people with short arms and fat necks like us.

FWIW the "tailors" in the burbs suck. They lose every fucking collar stay. Then when I wanted the sleeves shortened on a jacket once (they were down to my knuckles so I looked like a waiter at Wo Hop) the tailor said: "No alter. Sleeves look fine."

Shape Shifter · 08-23-2006, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I just rented HBO's movie Elizabeth I. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from a Barbara Cartland novel. It really sucked. The series on Masterpiece theater was much better.

Are you Chubby?

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
You won. They now make shirts for people with short arms and fat necks like us.

I still think you should offer a second opinion. If you dissented with TM you would say so on board. And if you concurred? I won't go batshit either.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-23-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Um, eww.

And I say this as someone who has been accused of strange predilictions.

Oh, come on. It's a fact every guy tastes his wife's breast milk. I'm willing to bet at least 70% of men do the back of the envelope calculation in their heads when looking at their wives and think "Hmmm..."

What kind of man wouldn't you ask to see that?

It's like anal ssex. Even if you don't really want to do it, you have to try. I mean, otherwise, it's just there, mocking you, saying "Yes, old boy, you haven't been here yet. Don't you want to know?"