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01-22-2004, 07:08 PM
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#2866
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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bad kisser
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Exactly! Except that Jesus is not attractive in that way.
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He is if you are Madanno (Ciccone, not the putative virgin one)
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IRL I'm Charming.
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01-22-2004, 07:10 PM
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#2867
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It is, in contrast, morally bad to waste our time continuing this discussion. Just take the fucking house tour, and let us know what sex toys they left in the closet.
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I find this conversation thrilling. Especially the NFH stupidity. Now we all know to go look at her house when it is for sale, particularly if we are not interested, and to do it on a weekend so as to cause maximum bother to her. |
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01-22-2004, 07:10 PM
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#2868
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Explain to me why
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Originally posted by leagleaze
If you show us a 10 inch penis do we not run away?
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You are FAST, by the way.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-22-2004, 07:11 PM
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#2869
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find this conversation thrilling. Especially the NFH stupidity. Now we all know to go look at her house when it is for sale, particularly if we are not interested, and to do it on a weekend so as to cause maximum bother to her.
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NFH is FEMALE?
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IRL I'm Charming.
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01-22-2004, 07:12 PM
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#2870
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Explain to me why
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You are FAST, by the way.
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I always pictured you as taller.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-22-2004, 07:13 PM
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#2871
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Them thar hills
Posts: 27
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As, the joy of the Lestertini
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Haven't read the board for three days (and don't have time to now), so forgive me if NFH has already broke the story that Jeff Garcia had a .237 blood alcohol level - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...JEFFGARCIA.TMP
Less (yeah, he had "a few" drinks) inSF
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Holy crap, that is ridiculous. I am the proud owner of one of those portable breathalyzers, and the one time I approached .20, I was an absolute puddle. Literally almost non-functional... I felt like I was in slow-mo. I think the only reason I was still conscious was that I drank slowly for 8 hours or so.
On another note, I am alone in my belief that Garcia is gay? (NTTAWWT, of course) The few times I have seen him interviewed or on commercials, I have distinctly had that impression. |
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01-22-2004, 07:15 PM
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#2872
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Explain to me why
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I always pictured you as taller.
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Nope, I'm just a 10-inch man shaped like a penis. Just a cock off the old block.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-22-2004, 07:15 PM
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#2873
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Moral Question
Is anybody else hungry?
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01-22-2004, 07:15 PM
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#2874
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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As, the joy of the Lestertini
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Originally posted by Grandmaster Shake
On another note, I am alone in my belief that Garcia is gay? (NTTAWWT, of course)
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No you aren't alone on that one.
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IRL I'm Charming.
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01-22-2004, 07:16 PM
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#2875
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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As, the joy of the Lestertini
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Originally posted by Grandmaster Shake
Holy crap, that is ridiculous. I am the proud owner of one of those portable breathalyzers, and the one time I approached .20, I was an absolute puddle. Literally almost non-functional... I felt like I was in slow-mo. I think the only reason I was still conscious was that I drank slowly for 8 hours or so.
On another note, I am alone in my belief that Garcia is gay? (NTTAWWT, of course) The few times I have seen him interviewed or on commercials, I have distinctly had that impression.
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doesn't sound like it from this description:
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Garcia, 33, was driving a white Lincoln Navigator at 1:50 a.m. on Jan. 14 in the company of two young women ages 18 and 20 and a 34-year-old man when San Jose State University police pulled him over near campus reportedly for failing to stop for a red light and weaving.
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sounds Coltranesque. |
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01-22-2004, 07:16 PM
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#2876
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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What Does This Mean?
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Originally posted by Not Me
It says I have a new unread PM in my inbox, but when I check it, there are no unread PM's. Does this mean that someone on my ignore list is PM'ing me?
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This has happened to me, too. It means that I am a better and more interesting person than the person who is trying to PM me, right?
Also, I have messages in my Yahoo! account from people I don't know, and some that I do. And people have been calling me on my phone today, and asking to talk to me. Sometimes I am talking on my phone to one person, and another calls, and I cannot talk to her (or him, as the case may be) because I am busy, busier (evidently) than the second person trying to reach me. Also, the United States Post Office delivers mail to me, some of which has been addressed by hand, in ink.
I want all of you to know these things. Thank you.
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It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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01-22-2004, 07:18 PM
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#2877
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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As, the joy of the Lestertini
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
doesn't sound like it from this description:
sounds Coltranesque.
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I'm a much better drunk driver than Garcia is.
Edited to add that I just read that he was .23 or something - pussy.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-22-2004, 07:19 PM
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#2878
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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What Does This Mean?
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
This has happened to me, too. It means that I am a better and more interesting person than the person who is trying to PM me, right?
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Exactly. So You-Know-Who-You-Are take that!
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IRL I'm Charming.
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01-22-2004, 07:21 PM
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#2879
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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As, the joy of the Lestertini
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm a much better drunk driver than Garcia is.
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and better with the college chicks too. or so I've heard. |
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01-22-2004, 07:22 PM
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#2880
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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As, the joy of the Lestertini
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
doesn't sound like it from this description:
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Garcia, 33, was driving a white Lincoln Navigator at 1:50 a.m. on Jan. 14 in the company of two young women ages 18 and 20 and a 34-year-old man when San Jose State University police pulled him over near campus reportedly for failing to stop for a red light and weaving.
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sounds Coltranesque.
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Meaningless. Many gays haven't admitted to themselves their gayness. I bet leagle smoked a sausage or two prior to her epiphany.
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