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02-02-2005, 09:41 PM
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#2866
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm afraid of penii too. Actually, more afraid.
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How can you be afraid of something that is so small and so soft? It's like a baby kangaroo. |
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02-02-2005, 09:43 PM
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#2867
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How can you be afraid of something that is so small and so soft? It's like a baby kangaroo.
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I'll make an exception for yours.
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02-02-2005, 09:43 PM
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#2868
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No Hank For You!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: delaware
Posts: 46
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How can you be afraid of something that is so small and so soft? It's like a baby kangaroo.
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what if it was armed with a 2.5 foot pubic hair?
cheese grits |
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02-02-2005, 09:44 PM
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#2869
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Since someone has to say it, I'll jump in here.
Mmmmm.... long, slow ass-fucking.
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Once at a party, I heard a wasted porn star say the following:
"I really absolutely cannot drink or get fucked up when I work. If I do, I'd probably end up with a baseball bat shoved up my ass."
That's in my file of things I never thought I'd hear spoken out loud without a trace of irony. |
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02-02-2005, 09:45 PM
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#2870
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'll make an exception for yours.
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Mine is longer, always hard and has a vibrating plastic rabbit attached to it. Odd choice to pick as non-intimidating. |
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02-02-2005, 09:45 PM
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#2871
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by cheese grits
what if it was armed with a 2.5 foot pubic hair?
cheese grits
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I believe you mean "were." And I am hurt that people are mocking my entry in The Book. |
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02-02-2005, 09:50 PM
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#2872
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jesus christ god almighty, you are a moron. LFB is the one true lolli-head.
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No YOU are a moron. First, Renee was a LH back in 1994 (Empire Records) when, we have already established LFB had some meat on her bones (Threesome).
Second, Lara's head is too long and narrow to be a lollipop-head.
Third, shut up. |
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02-02-2005, 09:52 PM
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#2873
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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TGIHD
I think most people will agree that I am mainly correct that Christina Ricci is not skinny; she does however have an enormous and funny looking head. I think we need a new term for Miss Buffalo-66 herself.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Christina Ricci of late. But you are correct. He's a moron.
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02-02-2005, 09:57 PM
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#2874
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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TGIHD
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think most people will agree that I am mainly correct that Christina Ricci is not skinny; she does however have an enormous and funny looking head. I think we need a new term for Miss Buffalo-66 herself.
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Attention former admierers: My resemblance, if any, to Christina Ricci is not based on the shape or size of her head.
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02-02-2005, 09:58 PM
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#2875
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No Hank For You!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: delaware
Posts: 46
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
That's in my file of things I never thought I'd hear spoken out loud without a trace of irony.
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What else is in there?
cheese grits |
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02-02-2005, 09:59 PM
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#2876
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by cheese grits
What else is in there?
cheese grits
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"I'm going to pee on your face if I am ever unlucky enough to meet you in person." |
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02-02-2005, 10:00 PM
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#2877
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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To Cheese Grits
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02-02-2005, 10:02 PM
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#2878
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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TGIHD
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think most people will agree that I am mainly correct that Christina Ricci is not skinny; she does however have an enormous and funny looking head. I think we need a new term for Miss Buffalo-66 herself.
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Really?
Yeah, she's a whale. |
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02-02-2005, 10:06 PM
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#2879
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No Hank For You!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: delaware
Posts: 46
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To Cheese Grits
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
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I sense a trace of irony here, although I find the graphic aesthetically pleasing. Who is the artist?
Cheese grits |
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02-02-2005, 10:15 PM
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#2880
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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TGIHD
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Really?
Yeah, she's a whale.
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She goes up and down pretty quickly, because she's probably about 4'8", but . . .
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