Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not to parse too much, but it's Not the calling someone "Not Married" that's "Not Nice."

What did I miss?

eta: The bitter part? Or the stuff afterward? All Not Nice.

[SlaveNoMore]

I was doing my normal morning click through the usual gossip sites (dlisted, defamer, wwtdd, etc), and it finally occurred to me - "Why do I read this crap? These people make me me ill."

So, if you had a gun with only 3 bullets, who of the following would you take out:

Blohan
Paris
Nicole R
Tori S
Jessica
Nick
Britney
K-Fed
T Cruise
Katie
Suri
Angelina
Brad
Shiloh
Other

First I'm shooting Blohan, because I'm tired of looking at photos of her skank, freckled ass.

Then I'm immediately shooting Tom Cruise, for the good of all mankind.

I think I'm using my last one on Shiloh.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
AoN, why does Penske get blamed for all socks? I can think of several notorious socks where the hand inside was Kafka or Chef. And hat's not even counting the reasonably amusing ones created by others who are still around here on a more than occasional basis (yes, I am talking about myself; everybody just loves the wacky hijinks of my creations on the Politics Board -- Franklin Pierce Brosnan and Sparky Anderson Cooper).

Anyway, not that this should have any impact on whether or not you find her vapid or annoying, but ppnyc is not a Penske sock.

Oh, shit. This means NFH is up to her old tricks. Even worse.

[Penske_Account]

This is my confession
Just when I thought I posted all I can say
My sock on the side was busted, and I gotta pay
This is my confession, Thurgreed I'm caught and I don't wanna know the Fu
I guess I gotta give part 602 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all,
Damn near lied (again) when I saw the writing on the wall
I'm so caught and I don't wanna know the Fu
I guess I gotta give part 602 of my confessions...............

[confession]ALL of the secondary socks are mine. eta:Except the ones that aren't. [/confession]

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What did I miss?

eta: The bitter part? Or the stuff afterward? All Not Nice.

You missed being single, obviously. Did you come out of the womb married? Was the golden band wrapped around your little baby finger or around your little baby penis?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It couldn't have been more calculated to annoy if it signed off with "Cheers."

Norm!!!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, since you asked for my levelheaded but mildly disapproving opinion, here's Not Bob's ruling -- (1) barely shouldn't have asked hank to tell ppnyc to drink drano, as it was Not Nice; (2) ppnyc shouldn't have played the "unmarried" card in response, which is Really Not Nice; (3) I can't remember what Winona (Rb) said, but I am sure that it was Not Nice; and (4) ppnyc shouldn't have said that Winona was fat (AoN, that's an especially ineffective attack since I believe that it is Not True, but ppnyc didn't know that), and that was Not Effective, but Not Not Effective On Purpose.

In short, barely snarked a bit, but ppnyc was overly mean in response. I can't really comment on Winona versus ppnyc. Does that cover it?

Okay I am sorry if I was annoying or snarky. I'm tired since I stayed late and my impulse control is not so good at this time and I flew off the handle.

There. better?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Okay I am sorry if I was annoying or snarky. I'm tired since I stayed late and my impulse control is not so good at this time and I flew off the handle.

There. better?

This sounds familiar.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
First I'm shooting Blohan, because I'm tired of looking at photos of her skank, freckled ass.

Then I'm immediately shooting Tom Cruise, for the good of all mankind.

I think I'm using my last one on Shiloh.

Your implicit desire to leave KFed on the streets, betraying your secret love for PopoZao, has been noted.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by barely_legal
You missed being single, obviously.

Obviously.

Originally posted by barely_legal
Did you come out of the womb married? Was the golden band wrapped around your little baby finger or around your little baby penis?

Not quite, but pretty close. AoN, does Less know that his soul mate is living with another dude?

[Penske_Account]

Board,

I thank you, for forgiving me, for every sock I ever done,
for my insurgency with Paigow, for the drivelings from me, for my K victories, (et al)
and now all my of TOS sins have been forgiven
and I’m a changed man,
I’m healed I’m delivered, I’m reborne
and It’s all because of this Board
Now post with me, post with me, post with me........

[SlaveNoMore]

Gattigap
Your implicit desire to leave KFed on the streets, betraying your secret love for PopoZao, has been noted.

They also laughed at those 2 old waiters who started the "Macarena"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, since you asked for my levelheaded but mildly disapproving opinion, here's Not Bob's ruling -- (1) barely shouldn't have asked hank to tell ppnyc to drink drano, as it was Not Nice; (2) ppnyc shouldn't have played the "unmarried" card in response, which is Really Not Nice; (3) I can't remember what Winona (Rb) said, but I am sure that it was Not Nice; and (4) ppnyc shouldn't have said that Winona was fat (AoN, that's an especially ineffective attack since I believe that it is Not True, but ppnyc didn't know that), and that was Not Effective, but Not Not Effective On Purpose.

In short, barely snarked a bit, but ppnyc was overly mean in response. I can't really comment on Winona versus ppnyc. Does that cover it?

I'm starting to think notbob is the Penske sock.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm starting to think notbob is the Penske sock.

This is not helpful. I confessed. Twice to you, if you count the myspace thing (dl dl dl).

Can you let it go now?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
AoN, why does Penske get blamed for all socks? I can think of several notorious socks where the hand inside was Kafka or Chef. And hat's not even counting the reasonably amusing ones created by others who are still around here on a more than occasional basis (yes, I am talking about myself; everybody just loves the wacky hijinks of my creations on the Politics Board -- Franklin Pierce Brosnan and Sparky Anderson Cooper).

Anyway, not that this should have any impact on whether or not you find her vapid or annoying, but ppnyc is not a Penske sock.

seriously- after Ty@50 why would anyone presume to sock? the same reason kids would go shoot baskets after watching Jordon?