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06-29-2004, 05:10 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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in the "world is too fucking small" category
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I recently started a new job and unfortunately someone from my past who works at my new firm (unbeknownst to me) just sent me an email to the following effect: "I have this feeling that I know you". This embarrasses me for two reasons - (1) that the sex that we had was apparently less than memorable and (2) that he does, however, remember me, and eventually he will remember that we had sex and be embarrased for me that he didn't remember right off the bat. Arrgh.
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He remembers. He's just pretending that he doesn't. He wants you to pretend that you don't either, and just to talk with him casually. He figures that he can bed you again if he takes that gradual approach; he's guessing that "Hi, welcome to the firm, we fucked once so let's do it again!" just won't work.
The whole situation will be very awkward as he tries to emphasize in your friendly co-worker interactions whatever it was that attracted you to him in the first place, all while pretending that he doesn't really know you **that** well.
The best way to avoid this awkwardness is just to fuck him now, preferably on his desk, and post pictures or streaming video on the Adult Board. Trust me, this is the best way. |
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06-29-2004, 05:15 PM
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#2882
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Oral sex is in great demand
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Indian men prefer oral to anal.
Apparenly only freaky foreigners like anal. I wonder how Indians feel about double-anal?
spree: link to Times of India news story.
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I wonder if they swallow and, if so, how that works with the reincarnation bit.
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06-29-2004, 06:07 PM
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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I've Been Waiting For You Billy Ray...
I need a ruling.
Is it "Oh, the humanity!" or "Oh the humanity", or is either correct? I'd go with the former, but an so confused. Little help, dtb, please?
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06-29-2004, 06:11 PM
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#2884
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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06-29-2004, 06:14 PM
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#2885
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Doesn't anyone drive a manual anymore?
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06-29-2004, 06:17 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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The first one is a Momo Cobra for a manual tranny.
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06-29-2004, 06:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Doesn't anyone drive a manual anymore?
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I do, and I'm not even into cars like Alex "I keep the auto board alive" de L.
ETA Alex, that first one could probably get stuck on either an auto or a manual with the proper equipment.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-29-2004, 06:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
The first one is a Momo Cobra for a manual tranny.
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It's reviewed here:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-29-2004, 06:21 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Tranny joke
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I knew that was coming. You don't disappoint, Coltrane.
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06-29-2004, 06:22 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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To drive dtb mad
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-29-2004, 06:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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in the "world is too fucking small" category
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I recently started a new job and unfortunately someone from my past who works at my new firm (unbeknownst to me) just sent me an email to the following effect: "I have this feeling that I know you". This embarrasses me for two reasons - (1) that the sex that we had was apparently less than memorable and (2) that he does, however, remember me, and eventually he will remember that we had sex and be embarrased for me that he didn't remember right off the bat. Arrgh.
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Do you remember him?
Maybe he was really hammered.
Was it just a one-nighter?
He probably remembers, but didn't want to say "hey remember me, the one-nighter" you know just in case there have been more that a few dozen one-nighters and maybe you wouldn't really remember him.
Did I tell you the story of how I met a friend in a bar one night and his buddy was there and we were talking about really bad dates in college (he lived in the frat next door) and he said his worst date was with a girl in my sorority and I said my worst date was with a guy in his frat and he says "yeah she drove a blue sportscar" and I said, "oh my god that's me." Small world. We both had a shitty time, and I thought it was just me.
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06-29-2004, 06:30 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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in the "world is too fucking small" category
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did I tell you the story of how I met a friend in a bar one night and his buddy was there and we were talking about really bad dates in college (he lived in the frat next door) and he said his worst date was with a girl in my sorority and I said my worst date was with a guy in his frat and he says "yeah she drove a blue sportscar" and I said, "oh my god that's me." Small world. We both had a shitty time, and I thought it was just me.
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Shape shifter...steady now. Down boy.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-29-2004, 06:31 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I knew that was coming. You don't disappoint, Coltrane.
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Huh. I was expected a new hispanic sock.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-29-2004, 06:33 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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in the "world is too fucking small" category
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Do you remember him?
Maybe he was really hammered.
Was it just a one-nighter?
He probably remembers, but didn't want to say "hey remember me, the one-nighter" you know just in case there have been more that a few dozen one-nighters and maybe you wouldn't really remember him.
Did I tell you the story of how I met a friend in a bar one night and his buddy was there and we were talking about really bad dates in college (he lived in the frat next door) and he said his worst date was with a girl in my sorority and I said my worst date was with a guy in his frat and he says "yeah she drove a blue sportscar" and I said, "oh my god that's me." Small world. We both had a shitty time, and I thought it was just me.
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AT least you agreed it was the worst date ever. The worst worst is when you think it's the worst date ever, and the person calls up clueless "Hi, I had a great time, want to go out again?".....
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06-29-2004, 06:36 PM
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#2895
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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in the "world is too fucking small" category
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
AT least you agreed it was the worst date ever. The worst worst is when you think it's the worst date ever, and the person calls up clueless "Hi, I had a great time, want to go out again?".....
that's the worst.
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So what would it be when you're the one who calls up clueless? The worst worst worst? Worstest? |
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