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06-23-2005, 12:49 PM
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Call me a Mentor
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
100. "I'm king of the world!", "Titanic," 1997.*
*Yeah, I know this got old yesterday, but I'm still playing with the new toy. I'll stop soon.
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This actually got old the day before yesterday.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-23-2005, 12:50 PM
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#2882
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah. New or used, one way or another, you're going to find yourself out on the bay/lake/sound on a windless late Sunday afternoon, watching the sun drop ever lower in the sky, fiddling with the engine to no avail, and debating whether to continue fiddling in the hope it will work this time like it did last time, or give in and call for help and suffer the tacit mockery of the coast guard/power squadron/marina lackey boys.
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Usually, another friendly boater will give you a tow.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 12:51 PM
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#2883
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
100. "I'm king of the world!", "Titanic," 1997.*
*Yeah, I know this got old yesterday, but I'm still playing with the new toy. I'll stop soon.
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I'm having a vision of a naked Coltrane* strapped to the bow while I am, ahem, at the helm, steering our love boat over the waves.
*Coltrane is a nickname I used with certain FB denizens to refer to my SO when we first started seeing each other. Take from this whatever meaning you like.
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06-23-2005, 12:51 PM
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#2884
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World Ruler
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
A blowjob is forever.
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49. "It's alive! It's alive!", "Frankenstein," 1931.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-23-2005, 12:51 PM
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#2885
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Usually, another friendly boater will give you a tow.
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oh,oh oh!!!!
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." A streetcar named desire.
OR
"You can always depend on the kindness of strangers!" Streetcar! The Musical
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06-23-2005, 12:51 PM
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#2886
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Usually, another friendly boater will give you a tow.
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coast guard/power squadron/marina lackey boys/friendly towing boaters
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06-23-2005, 12:52 PM
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#2887
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This actually got old the day before yesterday.
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98. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," "Dirty Dancing," 1987.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-23-2005, 12:53 PM
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#2888
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
oh,oh oh!!!!
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." A streetcar named desire.
OR
"You can always depend on the kindness of strangers!" Streetcar! The Musical
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Damn. Nicely done.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-23-2005, 12:55 PM
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#2889
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Work-question
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
What do your employers do for new fathers in terms of allowing baby-related leave? I'm unofficially (i.e HR doesn't know about it) getting what I think is a generous deal: use up one week's vacation, get a second "free" week off, and "work from home" for two more weeks. All paid at 100%.
What do firms do these days? Other employers?
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If the employee of my firm becomes a new father, I will shoot him.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-23-2005, 12:55 PM
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#2890
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm sure I should STP, but I'll just chime in and confirm that they're not all the same thickness.
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61. "Say 'hello' to my little friend!", "Scarface," 1983.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-23-2005, 12:57 PM
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#2891
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
That is an outrageous allegation, and one that has no basis in fact. I throw up on Whiffenpoofs for breakfast.
Actually not true, but I do have a friend who had a grand plan of staging a mass-puking during a Whiff concert. He envisioned a "Stand By Me" pie-eating contest scene type moment. So as a test run, he ate a big dinner and drank some ipacac (sic?) syrup, and waited for the fireworks.
Bad idea.
Apparently ipacac syrup doesn't lead to explosive projectile vomiting. More like agony for about 45 minutes followed by crap slowly dribbling out of your mouth. Oh well, they can't all be gold.
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Your friend is a fucking idiot.
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06-23-2005, 12:57 PM
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#2892
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Registered User
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Call me a Mentor
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm having a vision of a naked Coltrane* strapped to the bow while I am, ahem, at the helm, steering our love boat over the waves.
*Coltrane is a nickname I used with certain FB denizens to refer to my SO when we first started seeing each other. Take from this whatever meaning you like.
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Is he wearing an oversized foam cowboy hat?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 12:58 PM
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#2893
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Moderator
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Call me a Mentor
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
98. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," "Dirty Dancing," 1987.
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But they should have, and facing the wall... I just saw a scene from that the other nite while flipping through cable. Yeccch.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-23-2005, 01:00 PM
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#2894
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
coast guard/power squadron/marina lackey boys/friendly towing boaters
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You can't lump "friendly towing boaters" with the others. Usually there is no mocking and often they give you beer.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 01:00 PM
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#2895
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Call me a Mentor
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But they should have, and facing the wall... I just saw a scene from that the other nite while flipping through cable. Yeccch.
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Nobody believes you. We know you watched it from beginning to end, mesmerized, no, enraptured by Patrick Swayze.
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