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06-23-2005, 01:01 PM
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#2896
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is he wearing an oversized foam cowboy hat?
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On his crank. |
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06-23-2005, 01:05 PM
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#2897
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Work-question
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Originally posted by taxwonk
If the employee of my firm becomes a new father, I will shoot him.
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Hire me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 01:07 PM
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#2898
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
No, he drove a saab. I had a long string of saab fucks back in law school. It was a bad period for me.
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What did all the guys you blew drive?
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06-23-2005, 01:10 PM
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#2899
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sure it does.
And I was thinking about getting a divorce tattoo as well. But I'm having second thoughts. What is a good tattoo/piercing-like way to celebrate your divorce? I don't mean getting drunk or going on vacation or giving a blowjob etc - I mean something kind of permanent. But I am basically tattooed and pierced out, and am looking for something new.
Note: I am not looking to split my tongue or hang from meat hooks or anything.
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Buy a Porsche Turbo and start dating a 19 year-old receptionist?
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06-23-2005, 01:12 PM
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#2900
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nobody believes you. We know you watched it from beginning to end, mesmerized, no, enraptured by Patrick Swayze.
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And swimming in...
I swore I'd never TCB to television again, but damnit... who can resist an oiled sweaty Swayze? I'm only human...
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06-23-2005, 01:13 PM
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#2901
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
What did all the guys you blew drive?
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Avanti.
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06-23-2005, 01:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And swimming in...
I swore I'd never TCB to television again, but damnit... who can resist an oiled sweaty Swayze? I'm only human...
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You and my college boyfriend's mom. She had a Dirty Dancing poster of Swayze in her bedroom. Her husband just chuckled and accepted it. |
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06-23-2005, 01:16 PM
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#2903
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
What did all the guys you blew drive?
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"I drive a Dodge Stratus!" -- Will Ferrell, SNL, some year in the 2000 range
Last edited by robustpuppy; 06-23-2005 at 01:23 PM..
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06-23-2005, 01:17 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nobody believes you. We know you watched it from beginning to end, mesmerized, no, enraptured by Patrick Swayze.
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When I was in high school (back in the days when VCR's were relatively new contraptions), anytime I would come home from a Friday or Saturday night out that my Mom was still awake, she would be sitting on the couch watching Dirty Dancing. I have no idea how she could bear to sit through it over and over but something about it reminded her of her childhood. Though she never went to the Poconos.
Of course I mocked her for it. This is reason number 45,020 that I should never have children. |
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06-23-2005, 01:18 PM
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World Ruler
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And swimming in...
I swore I'd never TCB to television again, but damnit... who can resist an oiled sweaty Swayze? I'm only human...
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Dude, that's just gay*. Now, if it was Roadhouse, I'd understand, but Dirty Dancing?
*nttttttwaaaatntnttt
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06-23-2005, 01:18 PM
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#2906
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You and my college boyfriend's mom. She had a Dirty Dancing poster of Swayze in her bedroom. Her husband just chuckled and accepted it.
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Roadhouse was a cinematic tour de force. You had Swayze, that old guy who played his mentor, the grandfather from Happiness and that blind guy who played guitar. A veritable jism gusher if there ever was one.
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06-23-2005, 01:20 PM
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#2907
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Work-question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hire me.
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Soon, Sparky, soon.
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06-23-2005, 01:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
When I was in high school (back in the days when VCR's were relatively new contraptions), anytime I would come home from a Friday or Saturday night out that my Mom was still awake, she would be sitting on the couch watching Dirty Dancing. I have no idea how she could bear to sit through it over and over but something about it reminded her of her childhood. Though she never went to the Poconos.
Of course I mocked her for it. This is reason number 45,020 that I should never have children.
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I think your mother would say this is reason 45,020 that you should have children -- so that they could mock you and she could laugh while your kids think she's the coolest grandma ever. |
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06-23-2005, 01:21 PM
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#2909
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Roadhouse was a cinematic tour de force. You had Swayze, that old guy who played his mentor, the grandfather from Happiness and that blind guy who played guitar. A veritable jism gusher if there ever was one.
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Jism gusher? Is that how we talk on this board now?
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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06-23-2005, 01:21 PM
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#2910
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Steaming Hot
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
blind guy who played guitar
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Jeff Healey! Of the Jeff Healey Band!
I served him once. Alcohol, not sex (hi sunny!). |
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