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01-22-2004, 07:57 PM
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#2911
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raar
[sausage talk, fringey/nfh tussle, salad tossing]
I guess it could be because it's now the year of the monkey, but I find myself oddly aroused by the board today. Lock up your pets, you have been warned.
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01-22-2004, 08:06 PM
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#2912
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Between this bird and the "cum is yum" e-mail one, I gotta get me a nice British girl.
The Big Book of British Smiles, indeed. Wot ho!
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Are you a manspinster? |
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01-22-2004, 08:07 PM
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#2913
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Between this bird and the "cum is yum" e-mail one, I gotta get me a nice British girl.
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Despite the obvious funcitonal advantages, it is still best to pick one with all her teeth intact for aesthetic purposes, KWIM?
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01-22-2004, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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And in other car crash stories
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
AGGHHHHH! Scooped twice in one day. I'm like the Al Davis of the FB, I'm just going to have to keep firing people until I get a staff that can do what i say!!
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Now that Broadway Joe has gone to dry out, he can focus on other things, like his pick up lines. |
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01-22-2004, 08:08 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Are you a manspinster?
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AG is MALE?
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01-22-2004, 08:10 PM
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#2916
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Important Spelling Question
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Originally posted by Not Me
Despite the obvious funcitonal advantages, it is still best to pick one with all her teeth intact for aesthetic purposes, KWIM?
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Isn't that spelled "quim"? And is that really something you want to call Atticus? |
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01-22-2004, 08:10 PM
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#2917
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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raar
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01-22-2004, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Now, now, play nice fringey. And if you can't play nice with NFH, at least have the decency to film it and share it with the rest of us. Honestly, where has common courtesy gone?
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We're trying to get bbboy to sponsor our video.
We'll let you know when the release party is. |
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01-22-2004, 08:13 PM
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#2919
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by Not Me
AG is MALE?
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Ah. This explains the misspelling. Yes, he is supposedly male, married to a female.
I would think that lack of teeth would be less of a functional advantage in pleasuring a woman, but maybe leagl can opine. |
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01-22-2004, 09:41 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think that lack of teeth would be less of a functional advantage in pleasuring a woman, but maybe leagl can opine.
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Teeth are definitely needed, though I guess you could manage. It certainly wouldn't be an advantage of any kind. |
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01-22-2004, 09:54 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ah. This explains the misspelling. Yes, he is supposedly male, married to a female.
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"Supposedly" --- the highest standard of proof in the FB jury instructions. I can confirm that I am supposedly male. Again.
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I would think that lack of teeth would be less of a functional advantage in pleasuring a woman, but maybe leagl can opine.
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Why would you need Leagl's expertise? You think we'll really believe that you've never dated a toothless man? Between the Canadian and Texan women on this board, you'd think we'd have a pretty good sample size. |
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01-22-2004, 10:00 PM
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#2922
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You think we'll really believe that you've never dated a toothless man? Between the Canadian and Texan women on this board, you'd think we'd have a pretty good sample size.
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Look, Mister Atticus, what's with the hate emanating from you this evening? Men in Texas have unnaturally large, unnaturally white teeth.* At least, the ones I meet. Maybe when you have been here, you have hung out in different areas.
*I may be outing myself as not being in San Antonio. Or as only knowing people from San Antonio who have had their teeth capped. |
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01-22-2004, 10:08 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Moral Question
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Send someone. I'm craving pancakes for dinner. What do you call them when you wrap the pancakes around the sausage?
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I call it a case of the puppies no longer being so robust if you're referring to them as pancakes (not that I wouldn't let them be wrapped around my sausage) |
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01-22-2004, 10:26 PM
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#2924
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Look, Mister Atticus, what's with the hate emanating from you this evening? Men in Texas have unnaturally large, unnaturally white teeth.* At least, the ones I meet. Maybe when you have been here, you have hung out in different areas.
*I may be outing myself as not being in San Antonio. Or as only knowing people from San Antonio who have had their teeth capped.
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Confidential to fringe:
since we're all showing our girlie sides tonight, let me ask, what's wrong with a guy only having like half his teeth, and those being kind of rotten? |
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01-22-2004, 10:27 PM
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#2925
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Important Moral Question
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Originally posted by leagleaze
It certainly wouldn't be an advantage of any kind.
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ever had a venus butterfly? |
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