A Black Hole of Happiness

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
When he turns it on, he unfurls the antenna.

Which item shows the most insecurity in a male?

(a) Hummer;
(b) Cigarette boat;
(c) Really fucking loud motorcycle;
(d) Porsche;
(e) other (insert choice).

Or are these things more for people who REALLY need attention?

Which item demonstrates the highest level of douchebaggery?

(a) Crotch rocket;
(b) Barbed wire tat;
(c) Popped collar.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Which item shows the most insecurity in a male?

(a) Hummer;
(b) Cigarette boat;
(c) Really fucking loud motorcycle;
(d) Porsche;
(e) other (insert choice).

Or are these things more for people who REALLY need attention?

Which item demonstrates the highest level of douchebaggery?

(a) Crotch rocket;
(b) Barbed wire tat;
(c) Popped collar.

Answer: for all of the above

buying an iphone.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Which item shows the most insecurity in a male?

(a) Hummer;
(b) Cigarette boat;
(c) Really fucking loud motorcycle;
(d) Porsche;
(e) other (insert choice).

Or are these things more for people who REALLY need attention?

Hummer.

I would love to have a Porsche, but not for showing off. I've always loved those cars. (But maybe I've just always been insecure.)

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Which item demonstrates the highest level of douchebaggery?

(a) Crotch rocket;
(b) Barbed wire tat;
(c) Popped collar.

Popped collar.

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Wow, the white people really were upset. People left work over OJ?

C'mon, you should know better. We left the conference room and got back to work.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think i am going to cry, although I suppose I knew his boyish good looks wouldn't last without the strong facial structure to age well.

God, me too. That's horrific.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Which item shows the most insecurity in a male?

(a) Hummer;
(b) Cigarette boat;
(c) Really fucking loud motorcycle;
(d) Porsche;
(e) other (insert choice).

(e) short guys who lift a lot of weights

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hummer.

I would love to have a Porsche, but not for showing off. I've always loved those cars. (But maybe I've just always been insecure.)

Popped collar.

TM

Actually, some guys who own Porsches are actual car nuts and don't appear to be insecure, so I'm okay with the Porsche.

But I think the cig boat beats the Hummer.

And I see no reason for motorcycles to be loud (GET OFF MY LAWN!).

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Reagan shot -- In my room and heard it on the radio; ran outside to tell my parents, who told me not to joke about that
Challenger -- high school principal made an announcement over the loudspeakers during English
Bronco Chase -- not sure, but I think I was watching the Knicks and they were showing the people in luxury boxes watching the chase instead of the game
OJ Verdict -- in the chambers of a federal judge for whom a friend was clerking
Diana Crash -- at a bar in Chicago for a friend's bachelor party
9/11 -- heard the first news on the radio as I was waking up, and then headed to turn on the TV

In general, when I've heard news on the radio, I'm much more likely to remember where I was. E.g., I remember hearing about the coup in the former Soviet Union in 1991 (?).

I remember things when I'm abroad. I was living in Spain during Tiennaman Square and I was living in England when the Oklahoma City bombing took place.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
(e) short guys who lift a lot of weights

That's not an "item".

But I agree. If I were short, I would do every I could to keep myself lean.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(a) Crotch rocket;

What is this?

[Sunny's Snot Rocket]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is this?

I have no idea.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is this?

I always thought crotch rockets were tampons. I'm a bit confused as to why tampons are on this list.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is this?

Very fast motorcycle, usually of Asian origin.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is this?

The last chick that asked me that couldn't sit down for a week!





It's one of those brightly colored, screaming loud motorcycles ridden by dudes wearing tight jeans and no shirts.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Which item shows the most insecurity in a male?

(a) Hummer;
(b) Cigarette boat;
(c) Really fucking loud motorcycle;
(d) Porsche;
(e) other (insert choice).

(e) a tie between hair plugs, spray-on hair or the perpetual baseball cap (if he's balding).