GO ABBA GO!!!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, as ABBA has told us, sex with a dog is not exactly satisfying.

Well, the dog was satisfied.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am getting a vision of strippers, alcohol and general carousing.

But that's b/c I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend.

I used to be 100% pumped about these things. Now I'm 25-50% worried that I'll drink too much, pass out in a cab and wake up next to some big, fake-titted bichon.

I'm terribly, terribly excited about the party I'm going to tomorrow night. My costume is almost ready, the band is going to be awesome, most of my friends will be there, and we'll dance and carry on until the wee hours of the morning.

I'm not entirely sure that I won't encounter a canine with implants, because my friends are, you know, weird. But it'd be a pretty creative costume so I'll be ok with it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, the dog was satisfied.

I thought he was frightened?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She wasn't doing it right

I cannot believe you're blaming the victim here.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought he was frightened?

Who wasn't a little scared their first time?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought he was frightened?

Wouldn't you be, if you were a virgin, and ABBA was your first?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Who wasn't a little scared their first time?

it is all the blood just like the moose.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
I cannot believe you're blaming the victim here.

I know you feel bad about what you did to that woman, but stop projecting your own first time onto ABBA's dog.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wouldn't you be, if you were a virgin, and ABBA was your first?

Why are y'all picking on me? Burger's the one who's acting like it was all OK, and denying the perfectly understandable fear.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She wasn't doing it right, or the dog wasn't -- perhaps because he was a virgin? Sex with anyone who uses their impressively large schlong to come against your arm is unsatisfying.

You know, I don't get ABBA's reaction to the schlong of a Jack Russell Terrier. I mean, I was nearly been humped by a Great Dane, who at 7 months old was tall enough to pin me against a fence. Now that was pretty traumatic, but given that I had already taken a few horseback riding classes at that point in my life, well, you know, the pre-adolescent Great Dane was nothing to fear. (Sometimes, when you're cleaning the gunk out of a horse's shoes, you get a real eyeful, let me tell you.)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

I used to wonder why men hike their pants up when they get old, but now I see that they used to hike their pants up when they were younger.


Gen. Douglas MacArthur, 1945

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I keep reading "Euroclear" as "Everclear" in the document I'm attempting to read. So I'm packing it in.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I used to wonder why men hike their pants up when they get old, but now I see that they used to hike their pants up when they were younger.


Gen. Douglas MacArthur, 1945

Is that an early version of the chin dildo, or is his orthodontia just happy to see the cameraman?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I used to wonder why men hike their pants up when they get old, but now I see that they used to hike their pants up when they were younger.


Gen. Douglas MacArthur, 1945

You do realize that he was pushing 70 in 1945, right?

eta: I was close -- he was 65. Carry on.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
(Sometimes, when you're cleaning the gunk out of a horse's shoes, you get a real eyeful, let me tell you.)

The real reason you're unsatisfied in life.