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[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Now I know why your wife suspects you're gay.

TB has always had a horse-face. Her body is another story. Definitely a Butterhead.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Not to be a flower-hater here or anything, but while I understand your motivation for wanting to change things up a bit, the whole thing simply doesn't work.

Why, you may ask?

Try this little exercise.

What's the first thing that comes to one's mind when reading the phrase,



"Behold the Flower"

Anyone? Anyone?

Cheese commercials? [ETA I didn't scroll but now I see that ncs beat me to it. Unfortunately for the advertisers, I can never remember exactly what ads are for. I think this one has to do with cows from California, so in response I have given up any cheese that was produced in Wisconsin or with Wisconsin milk.]

And, I really think that if sunny's bf respected her, he would not only give up his subscriptions to soft-core as well as hard-core porn, but he would also give up masturbating. Because masturbating is just a guy's way of saying he doesn't find you sexually attractive at all anymore, let alone satisfying.

And don't accept any crap about "but I was alone on a two-week business trip and I was thinking about you the whole time!" If he really loves and respects you, surely he can restrain from his disgusting disrespectful self-gratification for a couple weeks or months or whatever is necessary.

The fact that raouaouaouaoal's solution to the withholding sex ploy is to jerk off more often just goes to show (a) that he neither respects nor loves his wife/SO/whatever and (b) that she has no self-respect, because if she did, she would not permit that type of contemptuous behavior.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NW Native
I had one of those too but the problem wasn't commitment-phobia, I was too young and, in hind-sight, made one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
Curious, though, who has looked up that person and what did you find?
My case em's a biglaw managing partner v I'm a newly minted public-interest atty. Seems it wouldn't have worked out anyway. Sigh.

My ex is a 2nd year at HUUUGE-mega-big-law. Boxbitch is a perfect role for her.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by bilmore
I'm still waiting for the final development of CellMates.com.

She should also try prisonpenpals.com. My friends and I are fascinated by this site.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Giles flew in on the red eye from the Big Apple, knowing he was caught between a rock and a hard place. He'd been drinking like a fish the night before; still, in for a penny, in for a pound, so he thought he'd better wet his whistle. He left the airport to find it was raining cats and dogs. Unimpressed he spotted a well-known pub chain - not his favourite, but "better the devil you know" he thought. The Aussie barmaid didn't beat about the bush. "You look dog-tired, mate. Been burning the candle at both ends?" "Is the Pope Catholic? Basically I've been working 24/7", Giles said. "Well there is no rest for the wicked," replied the barmaid. A high-flying salesman entered the bar. He paused by the entrance, speaking into his mobile phone: "Have your people call my people and they'll get it together. Gotta run now, cheers." Flipping his phone shut he looked at Giles and smiled. Well, look what the cat's dragged in, thought Giles. Long time, no see," smirked Roger. "How's life in the slow lane?" "Well, at this moment in time, to be perfectly honest..." Giles is cut short as his mobile phone rings. He flipped it open. "Yes, that should be okay, just make sure we are all singing from the same hymn sheet!" "Who was that?" asked Roger. "The old ball and chain," Giles replied, rushing out of the bar. "Needless to say, I've got to get home PDQ, or there's trouble in store." When Giles got home his wife was fuming. "I wish you'd touch base more often," she complained. "What I gain with you on the swings I lose on the roundabouts and I don't want anymore of it," she shouted angrily. She stood before him, eyes blazing. "Listen up, buddy, you're way out of line, quite frankly, if you really want to know, you're dead meat. I've met someone who really rings my chimes. Know what I mean? And he's no stranger to love." The doorbell rang. "And here he is now. C'est la Vie, basically we're on a learning curve you know what I mean, so this is the end of the line." "I hear what you're saying," Giles shot back as he marched into the hallway, "but the bottom line is you've never been one to think outside the box." He opened the door. It was Roger. Well, Giles thought knitting his brows, it wasn't rocket science. Giles let Roger into the house. "I see you know about us," Roger said. "Cheer up, it's not the end of the world. It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all." "Oh and I suppose you will tell me next that there are plenty more fish in the sea" yelled Giles. "Now don't blow your top!" said Roger, "Just keep your chin up and I'm sure we can make this all work out fine in the end." "Besides, you've still got your health and you're too young to be tied down. Lets say, me and you go and paint the town red?" laughed jolly Roger.

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[Dualit]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
[Cliche after cliche.]

where this came from

I'm disappointed one of us didn't author something like this. Perhaps someone can be inspired to take this to the next level.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Dualit
I'm disappointed one of us didn't author something like this. Perhaps someone can be inspired to take this to the next level.

I think you mean "a whole nother level."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think you mean "a whole nother level."

We easily could have taken it up a notch...




(Here we go)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Dualit
I'm disappointed one of us didn't author something like this. Perhaps someone can be inspired to take this to the next level.

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I'd be happy to take a shot at it, but I've been burning the candle at both ends. Maybe I'll pick up the ball and run with it when the dust settles. In the meantime, I'm going to have to drop back ten and punt. Any other takers?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

The fact that raouaouaouaoal's solution to the withholding sex ploy is to jerk off more often just goes to show (a) that he neither respects nor loves his wife/SO/whatever and (b) that she has no self-respect, because if she did, she would not permit that type of contemptuous behavior.

She tried to stop me. Her dry cleaning bills got too high.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Dualit
I'm disappointed one of us didn't author something like this. Perhaps someone can be inspired to take this to the next level.

Well, you've run it up the flagpole, so let's see who salutes.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
TB has always had a horse-face. Her body is another story. Definitely a Butterhead.

Just come out already. She's fucking hot. eally fucking hot. And her head's fine. In fact, she looks prettier on TV.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
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I'd be happy to take a shot at it, but I've been burning the candle at both ends. Maybe I'll pick up the ball and run with it when the dust settles. In the meantime, I'm going to have to drop back ten and punt. Any other takers?

Would you all just ping me when you've put this to bed?

[Anne Elk]

For those who may be interested, Ricky Gervais will be on Letterman tonight. Hopefully, I will get home in time to watch. I really should join the Tivo generation.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sadly, the name Briscoe is pretty common so I came up with nachos on him. I havnet seen him since 1993. Pehaps I should check Classmates though I doubt he is a Classmates kinda guy.

Either that or you're a huge fucking tool.