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06-21-2005, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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The Spanky Show
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
My hidden camera revealed that Spanky goes outside in his loosely tied bathrobe to "rap" with the kids, and there are unaccepted offers of punch and pie if they'd only come in and "hang".
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Clearly he is behind the times because, as every child lover knows, the way to get the kids in the house is with jesus juice and porn. |
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06-21-2005, 08:53 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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The Spanky Show
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paigowprincess
I am barren. THat is not funny.
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Actually, that would be pretty funny. |
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06-21-2005, 09:23 PM
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#18
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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The Spanky Show
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Clearly he is behind the times because, as every child lover knows, the way to get the kids in the house is with jesus juice and porn.
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What the hell is Jesus Juice:
Or do I not want to know? |
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06-21-2005, 09:34 PM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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The Spanky Show
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Originally posted by Spanky
What the hell is Jesus Juice:
Or do I not want to know?
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Actually, that is pretty funny, but unless you are interested in twelve year old boys then you probably don't want to know.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 09:34 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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The Spanky Show
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Spanky
What the hell is Jesus Juice:
Or do I not want to know?
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The wicked stuff in the cup that allows you to raise on pocket sixes. |
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06-21-2005, 09:51 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The Spanky Show
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Originally posted by Spanky
What the hell is Jesus Juice:
Or do I not want to know?
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Really? Have you not heard of Michael Jackson?
Link here |
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06-22-2005, 05:26 AM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
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Not messing around
Maybe I have been going about this all wrong.
"The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where the majority of the country's 71 million people live."
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06-22-2005, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Not messing around
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Originally posted by Spanky
Maybe I have been going about this all wrong.
"The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where the majority of the country's 71 million people live."
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Tying to the two Spanky threads together:
Lions rescue beaten Ethiopian girl
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by Anthony Mitchell
June 21, 2005 | Addis Ababa, Ethiopia -- A 12-year-old girl who was abducted and beaten by men trying to force her into a marriage was found being guarded by three lions who apparently had chased off her captors, a policeman said Tuesday.
The girl, missing for a week, had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them, said Sgt. Wondimu Wedajo, speaking by telephone from the provincial capital of Bita Genet, about 350 miles southwest of Addis Ababa.
She was beaten repeatedly before she was found June 9 by police and relatives on the outskirts of Bita Genet, Wondimu said. She had been guarded by the lions for about half a day, he said.
"They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest," Wondimu said.
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delicious strawberry death!
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06-22-2005, 08:57 AM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
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exit from spinsterhood?
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Originally posted by Spanky
Maybe I have been going about this all wrong.
"The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where the majority of the country's 71 million people live."
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Are you inviting the Paigow to abduct you or are you announcing your attention to abduct her?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-22-2005, 11:38 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Not messing around
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Originally posted by Spanky
Maybe I have been going about this all wrong.
"The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where the majority of the country's 71 million people live."
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I hear that approach works for catching deer, too. |
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06-22-2005, 12:18 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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exit from spinsterhood?
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Originally posted by Iron Steve
Are you inviting the Paigow to abduct you or are you announcing your attention to abduct her?
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We shouldn't encourage any of this.
I think in the end Spanky likes to just sit and watch too much for P + S to really work out. Plus, once Paigow moves in spank's open door policy for the kids is gone too. I love em both, I'm just trying to avoid another lover's quarrel here.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-22-2005, 12:26 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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exit from spinsterhood?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We shouldn't encourage any of this.
I think in the end Spanky likes to just sit and watch too much for P + S to really work out. Plus, once Paigow moves in spank's open door policy for the kids is gone too. I love em both, I'm just trying to avoid another lover's quarrel here.
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I think paigow's up for striptease and using toys.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-22-2005, 03:00 PM
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Guest
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The Spanky Show
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The wicked stuff in the cup that allows you to raise on pocket sixes.
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Wait? Do you and Spanky know each other IRL>?????? |
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06-22-2005, 03:28 PM
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#29
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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The Spanky Show
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paigowprincess
Wait? Do you and Spanky know each other IRL>??????
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You get dumber by the day. |
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06-22-2005, 03:43 PM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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exit from spinsterhood?
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We shouldn't encourage any of this.
I think in the end Spanky likes to just sit and watch too much for P + S to really work out. Plus, once Paigow moves in spank's open door policy for the kids is gone too. I love em both, I'm just trying to avoid another lover's quarrel here.
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My ex-girlfriend, who moved in with me for a while, did not like the open door policy. She got all territorial with the house. She got nailed with one of those super soaker squirt guns and lost her temper. On advice from the neighborhood kids, I had to let her go. |
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