Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Raouauouaoul, if you really want to know about Mormon underwear, PM me (unless everyone really wants to know more).

And you guys know that all the weirdo polygamous fundies in the news lately (Colorado City/Hilldale, Kingstons) aren't members of the Mormon Church, right?

tm

Yes. I'm aware these idiots are not real Mormons.

BTW, when I usedn the term waterheads, I did not mean to deride only Mormon-related religious nuts. Every fundamentlist is a waterhead in my book.

Underwear is just as stupid a tradition as confession, communion, wearing special beards, walking to temple, fasting in ramadan, observing lent and all the other Dungeons and Dragons-esque nonsense activities religious folks engage in.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Big picture Sebastian, we're all just set up men for Atticus.

I got nothin' on LDS other than the hot/cold caffeine thing. I defer all Mormonism questions to tmdiva and Less.

I keep impressing on you people that there has to be some baseline of information provided before one can Google effectively; it's like sourdough bread needing starter, or Sebby's dick needing a Knob Creek rocks.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by andViolins
No, they are the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Although they are referred to in the media as an offshoot or sect of the Mormon Church. I don't know if that is accurate or not.

aV

They're not all part of the FCoJCoLdS (I think that's the Jeffs group in Colorado City/Hilldale). Each group is separate. There's also the True and Living Church of JCoLdS (TLC), based in Manti--they're a pretty recently-established group. The Kingstons are their own group, as are the Allreds (both of these live intermixed with the regular population along the Wasatch Front). And these are just the most well-known of the groups--there are tons more who play more under the radar (it certainly helps if they don't marry teenagers or close relatives).

tm

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Patience. They're up to car-boats already. Personal jet-cars won't be much longer.

I was watching a show on HBO last night about the lead-up to Super Bowl I, and everyone (ex-players and coaches) raved about the men with personal jet packs that zoomed around the (practically empty) stadium during halftime. How far the halftime show has fallen...

But no personal jetpacks for you and me, although the technology was there in the 1960s.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You mean the masonic patches?

Patches? I was more thinking about how they used to be full-length, with a drawstring neck and turkey-red binding.

tm

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


Mormons have the right idea with the whole polygamy gig, but they have to let the women marry multiple men as well. Its only fair... However, any positive to what those waterheads preach is destroyed by their anti-substance policy. If I couldn't have coffee, I'd kill myself, and the idea of a life without at least social drinking gives me angina.

What happens when the chicks are alllowed to have as many cats as they want? You have a bunch of cats who ate the canary and dead chicks. disaster. the food chain would rupture. thats why its one cat, multiple chicks-chicks have strength in numbers.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you think in the year 2000 we'll be able to breathe underwater?

Dammit, don't make me get all GWB on you here. He promised we'd be on the moon by 2013 and Sebby said he was buying a car in the next decade. He'll be too late, as the moon is just a stopover on the way to Mars.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Patches? I was more thinking about how they used to be full-length, with a drawstring neck and turkey-red binding.

tm

Garment of Holy Priesthood (Garment, Regulation Garment, Temple Garment) is distinguished as the only article of Temple clothing members are expected to wear outside the Temple confines. It represents the garment given to Adam when he was found naked in the garden of Eden. It is an undergarment with religious significance and has four symbols known as the "Marks of the Holy Priesthood" sewn into it. Over the left breast is "the mark of the compass"; over the right breast is "the mark of the square"; over the navel is a mark, and another appears over the right knee (the latter two are one-inch horizontal lines). These marks remind the wearer of the covenants assumed in the temple ritual. There are currently a variety of Church-approved Garment styles available for wear (manufactured by the LDS-owned Beehive Clothing Mills). Garments are currently available in one-piece (ankle-length, long sleeve; ankle-length, short sleeve; button front; knee-length, short sleeve) and two-piece styles, some of which are available in square back, V-back, crew neck, maternity and nursing varieties. They may be made of cotton, polyester, nylon, nylon-mesh, rayon and/or rayon-nylon (Bemberg) fabrics. Early Garments were reportedly made of unbleached muslin and/or cotton.

http://www.saintsalive.com/newslette...-may2003.2.htm

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Knob Creek rocks.

Mmmmm. I forgot about the Creek. Been hittin the Basil Hayden's lately.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Fuckers. They promised us flying cars and personal jetpacks by the year 2000. Where's my flying car, dammit? I want my flying car.

I want the closet that dresses me in the morning.

[SlaveNoMore]

Only the third player to have their number retired by the Blueshirts.

Congrats Mike and thanks for the memories

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski




http://www.saintsalive.com/newslette...-may2003.2.htm

Do those undergarments have nipple tassles on them? Or, perhaps, as Miss Nasty wears, "nipple shields"?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I want the closet that dresses me in the morning.

Getting sick and tired of having to pick your clothes up off of a different floor every morning and putting them back on, eh?

Which leads to a poll: what's the worst walk of shame you have either been a part of or witnessed?

In college, my roommate hooked up with a VERY drunk girl who lived across campus. She left before he got up. Her clothes were still there and none of his were missing. There were reports of a random naked girl in the area by our neighbors at around 5 AM.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do those undergarments have nipple tassles on them? Or, perhaps, as Miss Nasty wears, "nipple shields"?

I know a Salt Lake City gentleman's where the girlie's do wear them.

[Replaced_Texan]

"You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got no lips, no vocal cords. What do you want me to do?" --Soapdish

Well, in one particular case they're looking into decapitating someone and hoping that she lives to tell the tale.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ican_two_heads (spree: Article about baby with two heads. Somewhat disturbing pictures of heads.)