imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
On a side note, I feel like I sound like Hank in this post. Will that make me turn orange?

Holy shit! It did!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed

Oh, and do you think when the race comes to New York they'll stand a line of "worshippers" around St. Patrick's Cathedral so these dumbasses can mutter curses while they try to match the crucifixes? Good god almighty.

When did you become such a spooky little Jesus freak? Every other post from you is "eternal damnation" this and "praise the good lord" that. I think it is time to dial it back a bit on the whole messianic thing.

I'm telling you because I care about you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Holy shit! It did!

I'm retiring.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm retiring.

You can't. You haven't done the drunken rant yet.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm retiring.

This is the most uninspired retirement announcement I have seen on this board . . . maybe ever. But I suppose if you are to the point that you are phoning in your retirement announcement, retirement is probably a good idea.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
When did you become such a spooky little Jesus freak?

I'm trying to save you because I think there's still a chance. But mark my words: you can either get with the holy glowing porkchop now, today, or face the consequences. I'm just sayin'.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
4. These fucking guys should be hiding their faces. Instead, they have just been given the message that they did no wrong and were treated poorly because they're white. Can someone tell me how much the 16 year old kid got? I wonder what kind of lesson cops will take from all of this.

TM

It pays to beat black kids.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
4. These fucking guys should be hiding their faces. Instead, they have just been given the message that they did no wrong and were treated poorly because they're white.

Not to mention $2.4 million. That's crazy.

[Alex_de_Large]

And you thought that mobile phone ringtones were bad: Jenna Jameson is going to release a line of "moantones" for wireless handsets. Just what I need at the next client meeting: Jenna getting off in my pocket.

spree: link to blog. Work-safe.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Don't watch the show, but this is kinda cool:

• Each house on the show — which is shot on the Universal Studios back lot known as Colonial Street — carries a rich heritage and unique design.
  
  For example, Bree's abode was in the now-defunct NBC series "Providence" and Lynette's manse can be seen in the 1951 classic film "Bedtime for Bonzo." Also making appearances are the old "Leave It to Beaver" house and "The Munsters" hangout.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It pays to beat black kids.

Yeh, I'd like to know how many hired guns get $2.4 million for a single "job", and one involving a teenager no less. I'd say they are doing much better than the average thug. Of course, they probably had to beat a few of them before hitting pay dirt, so it may work out to less on a per-beating basis.

On the PB, Hank was only looking to save a couple hundred thou by icing his grandma. Is there that much depreciation?

[Shape Shifter]

I liked the chick who said she dressed classy (I tried to link a pic, but Fox won't let me. She's contestant 27680). I also like the spanky girl.

The chick with the British parents was hot. A la less, I thought about rubbing one out, but I'm saving up for her appearance in later episodes where she might be wearing something more revealing.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I am not watching AI except for maybe the first few shows where they show the ridiculously bad baddies and fat fats and cetera.

I will be watching Survivor from the start; it's always good enough to watch on the weekend.

I wasn't aware there was another Apprentice. I'd like to not watch it but I might get overruled.

My TIVO list is now immense. I'm surprised the thing doesn't blow up. - starting on Sundays and working forward:

Arrested Development
Sealab 2021
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Boston Legal
Law & Order CI
Surreal Life 3
Celebrity Fitness Challenge
Daily Show
24
Real World Philly
Law & Order SVU
Amazing Race
Lost
Law & Order
Apprentice 3
Survivor 10
The OC
I love the 90s Part Deux

Good grief. In addition, my wife Tivos Desparate Housewives, Bachlorette, General Hospital and Real World/Road Rules Challenge. I'm amazed we ever leave the house.

I thoguht you and Tomato Basil were parting ways?

Am I the only person who finds Boston Legal unwatchable, despite a life long love of James SPader, bc it is so ALly McBeal? Tell me this has changed.

What is celebrityfitness challenge? is it a bunch of celebrity fats working out? Also, add the dog whisperer. it rawks. you don't need to love dogs to lvoe the show. in fact, its more absurd if you dont.

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
And you wore it out without noticing "eyeing little girls with bad intent"???? Don't tell me you were one of those that got those lyrics wrong.***

PS - He went down to the bog (not "bar" in a British accent) to warm his feet. Got it?

PSS - That song sucked anyway. Except for when it goes "Do you still remember, December's foggy Breeze?" cause you can dance for a second. But then it starts sucking again.

Um, PS, but maybe you didn't get the memo. Aqualung was all about the Air Guitar and Drums. Dun nuh nuh nuh NUH NUH. SITTING ON A PARK BENCH. DUN NUH NUH. blah blah blah. If you could understand half the lyrics you were paying to close attention.

Now I am on day two of this song going through my head all fucking day. Acqualung my friend,. blah blah the day blah blah blah

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Am I the only person who finds Boston Legal unwatchable, despite a life long love of James SPader, bc it is so ALly McBeal?

It's even more unwatchable without such a love. He was entertaining when it was the Practice (although the show had fallen off of a cliff already). Now that he's working for Ropes, Cage & Fish, the entire thing is unbearable.