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sebastian_dangerfield · 05-10-2005, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Well, with that kind of wardrobe, are you really surprised?

Yeh, they're all Harvey Fiersteins.

taxwonk · 05-10-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its actually brialliant. They compliment each other perfectly. Parker brings the talent, looks and charisma. Tori brings everything else.

That would be her daddy's money and production company, right?

Replaced_Texan · 05-10-2005, 01:04 PM

Inoperable brain tumor on a 29 year old woman who is 5 1/2 months pregnant.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-10-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Inoperable brain tumor on a 29 year old woman who is 5 1/2 months pregnant.

Jesus, I hope thats no one you know, and if it is, I'm sorry. Thats horrible.

robustpuppy · 05-10-2005, 01:08 PM

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Inoperable brain tumor on a 29 year old woman who is 5 1/2 months pregnant.

Oh, RT, I hope it's not a friend of yours. Not that I wish it on a stranger. Uh, you know what I mean. I hope.

Replaced_Texan · 05-10-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus, I hope thats no one you know, and if it is, I'm sorry. Thats horrible.

It's a friend from another message board. I've known her since 1997, but I've never met her.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-10-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's a friend from another message board. I've known her since 1997, but I've never met her.

It goes w/o saying that she should get a 2d/3d opinion if she hasn't already.

Replaced_Texan · 05-10-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It goes w/o saying that she should get a 2d/3d opinion if she hasn't already.

She's waiting for a pathology report to see how bad it is. The problem is that she can't start chemo unless she gives up the baby.

Sorry to bring the board down.

taxwonk · 05-10-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Slap your wife for me.

I'd take Jennifer over Angelina any day of the week. Ms. Jolie has enough ink on her to be half a comic book, she's crazy as a shithouse rat, and given some of the people she's been tied with romantically, I'd never feel completely safe without double-bagging my love anaconda.

Jennifer merely has displayed questionable taste in marrying the Whitest Man in America and making a film with Ben Stiller.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-10-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She's waiting for a pathology report to see how bad it is. The problem is that she can't start chemo unless she gives up the baby.

Sorry to bring the board down.

Well, try to take some good from it. These things are reminders to get off your ass and do some of the fun things you're putting off.

Alex_de_Large · 05-10-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus, I hope thats no one you know, and if it is, I'm sorry. Thats horrible.

My feelings exactly. Wow.

Alex_de_Large · 05-10-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She's waiting for a pathology report to see how bad it is. The problem is that she can't start chemo unless she gives up the baby.

For what it's worth, I know a woman who was in a similar situation, only it was breast cancer and she was pregnant with twin girls. She said fuck it, took the radiation, and has been in remission for 30 years. She also carried to term and gave birth to two perfectly normal, healthy twins who are now 30 year old women w/no adverse effects from their mother's decision.

taxwonk · 05-10-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She's waiting for a pathology report to see how bad it is. The problem is that she can't start chemo unless she gives up the baby.

Sorry to bring the board down.

I wouldn't wish that choice, let alone the condition that brought it on, on anyone. I'm sorry, RT.

Replaced_Texan · 05-10-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, try to take some good from it. These things are reminders to get off your ass and do some of the fun things you're putting off.

Yep. I think that these things are definite reminders that life isn't nearly as long as I tend to think it might be.

Poll: What have you been putting off that you really want to do? For the purposes of the poll, you have to have the means and/or the ability to do it.

I'm thinking that trip to New Zealand will happen sooner rather than later.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-10-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'd take Jennifer over Angelina any day of the week. Ms. Jolie has enough ink on her to be half a comic book, she's crazy as a shithouse rat, and given some of the people she's been tied with romantically, I'd never feel completely safe without double-bagging my love anaconda.

Jennifer merely has displayed questionable taste in marrying the Whitest Man in America and making a film with Ben Stiller.

We aren't talking marriage here, and I never said Jen isn't cute. But comparing Angelina and Jen is like comparing a Ferrari and a Porsche. Both are great, but only one's a true exotic.

ETA: Nobody offer the Gomer Pyle retort "What about that new Porsche that costs 400K? That's exotic."